Instrument of diabolical operations

dyke, 20s. will reblog both nsfw fandom content and general horny posts. 18+, minors dni

[cavthighs]

The hagiographical account of The Martyrdom of Polycarp was low key horny as fuck for saying this

[cavthighs]

Hey. Don't cry. Women jerking off

[acehypno]

Don't forget to touch yourself for Pride Month!

[bewbies]

consider this: pervy insatiable femme x masc that is trying their hardest to be a gentleman

[bewbies]

also consider said pervy insatiable femme working up their masc little by little; gentle scrapes of her nails down their arm and back, "innocently" pressing her chest close to their body while they pretend they're not thinking about her tits, squeezing their thigh in public because she knows it drives them crazy.....

[fatluka]

DYKE UP OR DIE. #PRIDEMONTH.

[bunn13z]

fantasizing about being on a video call with someone. talking to them while i walk around my room and do menial tasks like folding laundry. eventually noticing that they have gone quiet, fully distracted by the baby tee clinging to my chest and the tight shorts that the edges of my ass peek out from when i bend down. just seeing their eyes glazed over as they stare at me in awe. i just give them a smirk and continue rambling until i hear the sounds of quiet whimpers of them attempting to secretly touch themselves to the view of me.

(this post is about lesbians)

[beastliness]

people will try to tell you it's "wrong," "deeply unethical," "not part of the job contract they signed," etc. but it's literally fine to secretly test an experimental aphrodisiac serum on your lab assistant without asking

[girl-info]

[cavthighs]

Thinks about cunnilingus and sighs wistfully

[d4rthberry]

yearningggg to bury my face in a girls neck while i’m sitting on her lap on the couch, like the smell of her hair, and her skin sooooo soft, i’m getting dizzy

[cottoncandylesbo]

sometimes your sex drive is nonexistent. but you must keep jacking off, if only for the love of the game.

[girlballs-archive]

gotta keep practicing during the off-season

[cottoncandylesbo]

get me in there coach im limp and ready to cry

[rain-44]

The embrace that feels like home

[dorothylarouge]

[cavthighs]

I would have so much more free time on my hands if it didn't take me like an hour to cum every single time. Cruel world

[stephaniehamderson-blog]

[olderbootbutch]

maybe i don't want to bend her over the nearest surface to fix her bad attitude maybe i want to bend her over the nearest surface to reward her good attitude you know? maybe i want to bend her over the nearest surface because she's pretty and i like her and she likes to be thrown around a little bit. maybe i want to bend her over the nearest surface because i want her so bad and i want her right now and she loves to feel wanted that way. maybe i want to bend her over the nearest surface with a mirror in front of it so i can see the hearts in her eyes when i use her for what she was made for. maybe i want to bend her over the nearest surface because she likes to feel small and i like to feel big and we both like to feel my fingers and thumbs digging into the perfect soft handles of her hips and we both love the sound our bodies make when my thighs slap against her ass. maybe i want to bend her over the nearest surface because she deserves it and i deserve to be the one giving it to her.

[tautline-hitch]

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes