chorizo de hueso

bug sex. 26. she/her

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[eldritchwomb]

need some preg yuri rent lowering gunshots to scare the cishets away. lanky butch bottom helplessly horny by how pregnant her gf is. magic strapon that gets ur trans gf pregnant like she always dreamed of (with multiples! turn her into a proper broodmother!) chain + mutual preg. we could go on forever pls add more if u like

[eldritchwomb]

WAITER!!

[sunflowers-and-scales]

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

[sunflowers-and-scales]

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

[acceptableduraz]

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[rodnt]

sigh…i came all the way to sephora but i don’t know which brands are asexual friendly….i have to hurry jugheads birthday is today…wish someone would help me out

[chuckecheeses]

Hi Sister Archie! James Charles here, might I suggest Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara?

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[terramosh]

[parasocialanxiety]

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

[skeletalheartattack]

me dropping the urn that holds my grandmas ashes off the balcony of the top floor

[skeletalheartattack]

me finding out my grandma's urn was made of rubber as it bounces back up to the top floor

[kay-outside]

Girl needs some sunglasses 😎

May 2026

[furbasement]

Art by skailodon

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[huariqueje]

Cooking Jam  -  Teija Lehto, 2016

Finnish,b.1965-

Woodcut,61 x 77 cm.

[sullencrab]

Source

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't know if this is that funny but I'm someplace where I can't laugh out loud so there are tears fully streaming down my face (if you don't know, Tiktok automatically assigns a random background audio/song to something you upload and you have to delete it before you publish it or else you'll get this weird overlaying sound)

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[pippindot]

Edi learned a cuss