evil of my evil

ressurecting my love to write through my obsession with gay vampires find me on ao3

[endiness]

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

FMK - In order

The wound, the past, the ghost

The past, the ghost, the wound

The ghost, the wound, the past

The wound, the ghost, the past

The past, the wound, the ghost

The ghost, the past, the wound

Variation I forgor/bald/vanilla extract/results

Voting ended onMay 17

[astraltrickster]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[claroquequiza]

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

[kotilae]

[crumplelush]

This is even funnier when you know that Lestat canonically goes on this rant in the books

[furryprovocateur]

i think ultimately you do really have to kill that part of your brain that vividly imagines how you would redo parts of your life.

[valdin-s]

Lords and Ladies - Terry Pratchett

[sarcastic-clapping]

i’m so miserable i just need to [remembers iwtv s3 is premiering in june] endure.

[supermoevamp]

Posting Sam or Jacob everyday until TVL premieres

Day 46: Behind the scenes Jam pt. 1

Photo Credit: Alfonso Bresciani/AMC

[fearwakes]

photographed by sam lothridge

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S02E02

[plushworldz]

trust i got yall fr 💯💯💯

[endiness]

[caxemiira]

Lestat in Montreal oh I’m sure

[boykavalier]

JACOB ANDERSON A Game of Heads Up for Place2Be's Children's Mental Health Week | Young BAFTA

[ohcaptains]

[bathroomcube]

we used to make rage comics about how spoons will spray you with water if you wash them at the wrong angle. not anymore. now we just suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer and suffer

[shane-ilya]

Hudson Williams + his slutty little back arch

BONUS:

[artseamoni]