take the dive ;

[whenfatecollides]

playing the ‘dumb gay’ card is always a good idea

[islamstan-deactivated20191130]

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times

[solosomi]

Somi for BeanPole

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[absolutepie]

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

[itsmeezra]

Sam: can’t believe you caused the crash that killed Princess Diana

Bucky:

[rainbowkarolina]

Carol and Maria in Captain Marvel (2019)

[cantinasband]

We’re all in love with Lyanna Mormont. I think the whole world is, so we wanted this to be her absolute heroic moment. - Joe Bauer.

[gahye0n]

ladies the camera is rolling…

[femadols]

a duo full of love and affection | 147 company

[shiftythrifting]

ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes

[artenega]

I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits, but I’ll actually fill the thing up with ketchup. So when I have guests over and they decide to use the bathroom, they will see this bottle and have a moment of cognitive dissonance, “This [Soap Bottle] in the [Bathroom] is labelled [Ketchup], so surely it must dispense [Soap] instead of [Ketchup] despite the label saying [Ketchup] right?” and then let them have a moment of realization followed by abject horror as they pump viscous ketchup all over their hands instead of soap

[bimbocracy]

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

[fuckyallbitcheslol]

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

[bimbocracy]

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

[bimbocracy]

Me: men think this

A man: no, actually I think exactly what you said men think

Me: right.

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[annabellioncourt]

Hades: babe what’s wrong?

Persephone, drunk, scratching two of cerberus’ heads, weeping: I don’t have enough hands

[donhyuck]

softest

[uasource]

#old man sass

[msmarvel]

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[nuguworld]

minseo - 커플 (cover)

[seolhyejeong]

🍂