one is a GENIUS, the other's INSANE

Lime and Cookie reblog stuff and procrastinate. That's it, that's the blog.

[rrrrunk]

sorry but look how silly drunk gaang is

[beardedmrbean]

[toastycyborg]

I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I've never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book's author. What a whirlwind

[orcboxer]

Basically they bring it in piece by piece and assemble it on-site, using a smaller mobile crane (trucks with crane attachments) and once the crane itself is assembled, the top part can use hydraulics to climb up and down its own mast, so it builds itself taller like this

There is however no explanation for BJ Nomnom

[punchholesinthesky]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

[ceasarslegion]

I started listening to the cree radio station because its the only one left in my range that doesnt play alberta separatist ads now and those make me see red like some sort of bull, which is not safe while im behind the wheel of a vehicle going 110

Why haven't they told me about the cree all-purpose radio station sooner. They play everything from the 50s to today. Half of their ads and one of their shows is in cree which I do not speak a lick of but thats fine, they play banger music. They give me local news updates that arent dripping with UCP cocksucking. They tell me about things that affect a demographic I otherwise hear very little about by virtue of being a white guy in alberta.

We are holding hands. We are learning about other cultures. We are listening to 60s rock and roll and then an elder will tell us stories about his youth. I am enamored. I am in love.

[ceasarslegion]

Lots of people in the notes have asked me to drop the radio station im talking about here. If youre in the Edmonton area the frequency is 89.3, and when we went on a trip recently we got pretty reliable signal all the way to Ponoka. If youre outside of it or international you can get the live broadcast at ravenradio.ca

They also have a retro hour at noon every day and do language lessons for allies

[earhartsease]

89.3 The Raven

Playing a little bit of everything from the 50's to Today! Alberta's Best Rock

for easy access

[yimmygee]

EGO DEATH

[higgsbison]

I've been thinking of the "Can Granny Weatherwax beat Bugs Bunny" question and this is my full take for Discworld characters:

Vimes - Cares too much, too easy to piss off. Has the innate chase instinct that makes characters run into walls with realistic tunnels painted on them. Might get to arrest Bugs Bunny but the beast will just slip out of the handcuffs to help him lock them, then walk out of the jail cell to have a union mandated coffee break.

Ridcully - Classic hunting season scenario, but has enough charisma to probably still get a few good shots off before the inevitable.

Rest of the wizards - No survivors, only Bugs.

Carrot - The intense near-magical narrative aura of well meaning innocence should make him immune, Bugs will likely be forced to be the villain of the episode.

Lord Vetinari - Flattened by a comically large anvil in the first few minutes of the episode, unclear if it was all a part of his long term strategy or not.

Moist - Has the 'lovable trickster getting away with it' energy, but nowhere near Bugs level. Already fell for the "old lady who swallowed a fly" scenario with the stamp slugs once, won't fare any better here.

Death - Definitely one of those "character is trying to avoid death" episodes, would go back and forth. Might actually get to end Bugs but his spirit will reappear in Death's domain and ruin his garden.

Nanny Ogg - The ultimate in anti-Bugs technology, a gleefully annoying old lady who doesn't give a fuck and definitely won't be the first to instigate the plot bearing conflict. This is a full sweep, he's the episode antagonist.

Granny Weatherwax - Too win-motivated to not lose. Would have to break the story to have any chance. Might do it.

Magrat - Will have sappy ideas about helping the poor animal which honestly has the 50:50 chance of either getting slapsticked or Bugs ending in a ye olde stroller&pacifier gag.

Colon&Nobby - Designed in a lab to be totaled by Bugs Bunny.

Tiffany Aching - A child that also has a large pan that is the perfect thing to hit someone over the head with and make a BOIOIOINGGG sound, so great odds.

[hunter-rodrigez]

I love how Discworld uses the fact that the world is a disc for its world building in actually interesting ways.

Not just the obvious stuff like the danger of people falling off the edge, but how instead of the cardinal directions, they use "hubwards" and "rimwards" because the mountains in the center of the disc can be seen from pretty much anywhere.

Or how the speed of light is significantly slower, which makes earth-like sunrises and sunsets on a disk possible. But this also leads to lines like "On a clear day, you could see all the way to last Wednesday" and descriptions of sunlight literally flooding over mountains like glowing honey.

But one of my favorite bits of disc related lore are the clacks towers.

These towers use the six lights on the top to relay messages over huge distances. Much greater distances than would be possible on earth, since the horizon would get in the way after 10 kilometers or so.

It's basically Discworld's version of radio towers before the discovery of electricity, and it's something that would only work that well on a flat world.

Oh, and they're called clacks because the shutters make a clacking sound when in operation, which just feels so realistic as far as nicknames go, like, of course people would call them clacks or clackers or something like that.

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[pollution-of-subterranean-waters]

Listen.

Hashirama attracted two of the strongest people of his era, he had game

Obito failed so hard he couldn't kiss a photo with two of his crushes and the only chance he got with one of them was after they both died

Might Guy can work gay miracles. He made Madara, a known Hashiramasexual, hard for a hot second and became Kakashi’s husband through a positive attitude and spandex

Madara had to lose his brother and will to live to move in proximity of his crush, and that’s just the start. He spent like 80 years or something in a cave with a lifeless wooden copy of Hashirama, was thirsting for him even after death, and when he got resurrected the only move he managed to pull on him was to steal his senjutsu How can you fumble so badly with the guy who already was into you?!

Naruto ended up with a girl but not the girl he wanted and both his crushes ended up marrying each other which is not a win but I can’t really call it a complete fail either

[polkadotmotmot]

Saskia Rem Brandt - Illusion of Perfection, 2023 - Oil on canvas

[sweetwithheatwriting]

@aimmyarrowshigh

[koukouvayia]

Existence is Resistance

[valiant-typhoon]

It's sorta funny that both Jiraiya and Orochimaru were killed by their own students i know Orochimaru didn't stay dead but shhh And so were the Third and Fourth Hokages

The ANBU who's job it is to guard the hokage get weird about Sakura and Shizune all of a sudden

Tsunade wondering if she she could convince one of them to kill her if she asked really nicely

[sasuke-naruto]

Naruto and Sasuke daily life

[mixed-match-archive]

It's important to rewatch Naruto every few years so you don't fall into the delusion that any of your fav pairs could have been canon

[person-behind-books]

instructions unclear am now more convinced than ever that kakashi and gai are married

[jibanyans-chocobar]

I've always wondered why people tend to pit SAKURA against the other naruto girls the most like. Have you SEEN Sakura?? That girl is sapphic final boss. If you put her to fight against a girl she'd end up making out w the girl. Proof? Whatever she had (and still has) going on with Ino. Also she married Sasuke because Sasuke cannot be defined by gender. In this essay I will

[cbrcbbr]

this isn’t how it happens

[helenmask]

they are done!