𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓

NIALL JAMES HORAN. Made in Ireland in 1993. Singer, song-writer, guitarist. Founder of Horan Management and co-founder of Modest! Golf. Does not own a pot of luck or a four-leaf clover. Doesn’t even like the colour green, but can down a pint of Guinness in under eleven seconds. One Direction alumni band member and agent. Lewis Capaldi’s latest obsession. ( var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5604127"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); )

[rpmememaker]

It's TMI Tuesday! Ask my muse anything and they'll answer!

From the embarrassingly personal questions to the seemingly mundane. If you’ve ever had a question for my muse, now is the time to ask!

[cockholmsyndrome]

♡

[cbbniall]

‘Sup, Big Brother? It’s been a while.           For those that don’t remember, or weren’t here the last time, I’m Louis. Louis Tomlinson. 

[cbbniall]

bbMessenger | Idiot

JACK: I'll fuck ya but only if ya dinny talk

NIALL: suits me

NIALL: got nothing to say to u anyway

[cbbniall]

bbMessenger | Sel

SEL: WHAT THE FUCK

SEL: niall horan what the hell

NIALL: 🤷🤷🤷

[cbbniall]

😩

HERE

[cbbniall]

bbMessenger | Dazzle

NIALL: darren

NIALL: i said the word buttfuck in front of lea and now she keeps repeating it

NIALL: jenn is going to murder me

NIALL: BRADLEY is gonna murder me

[cbbniall]

( 🖕 ) an argumentative text

HERE

[cbbniall]

bbMessenger | Hai

NIALL: are u kidding me right now?

NIALL: u ate the food that i had in the fridge? and then left the evidence on ur bed for me to find?

NIALL: what part of the 'do not touch' label didn't u understand?

[cbbniall]

🍆

HERE

[cbbniall]

bbMessenger | Idiot

NIALL: i'm bored and i want to fuck

NIALL: or are u still sulking?

[cbbniall]

😩 Selena

HERE

[cbbniall]

🙏louis

HERE

[cbbniall]

bbMessenger | Sel

NIALL: i think i might be murdered soon

NIALL: remember me

[cbbniall]

bbMessenger | Lou

NIALL: do u have $50?

NIALL: please

NIALL: it’s important

[joliehunts]

text meme | send one for a..

( 😂 ) an embarrassing text

( 😊 ) a cute text

( 😉 ) a suggestive text

( 😍 ) a text about their crush

( 😜 ) a drunk text 

( 🙈 ) a text meant for someone else 

( 😭 ) a depressed text 

( 🤬 ) a pissed off text 

( 🤢 ) a sick text

( 😴 ) a half-asleep text

( 😇 ) an innocent text

( 🤗 ) a supportive text 

( 💗 ) a loving text 

( 💀 ) a threatening text

( 👀 ) a text about something he/she saw 

( 🗣 ) an announcement text

( 👻 ) a text from someone else using their phone 

( 😩 ) a worried text

( 😢 ) an apologetic text

( 🌞 ) an early morning text

( 🌟 ) a late night text

( 🍑 ) a sexy selfie text 

( 🖕 ) an argumentative text

( 🍆 ) a naughty text

( 😱 ) a scared text

( 🙊 ) a text that was never sent

( ❗❗ ) an urgent text

( ☕ ) a ‘spilling tea’ text

( 🙋 ) a text confessing to something

( 🙏 ) a pleading text

( 💅 ) a bitchy text

[cbbniall]

jackoconnellcbb:

“Ya a fucking cunt,”

‘Don’t fuckin’ touch me.’