Razzle Dazzle

my life is starting to become like That 70's Show and it's lit 😏. want my snapchat, just ask 😄✌

[cbellypink]

Trying to be nice 🙃

[gaypussyretard]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

[rot-city]

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

[goblinbutler]

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

[kemonododo]

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

[deadddeviant]

Butterfly effect

[googoogooby]

[andrewbelami]

when ur with family

when ur with bae

[badgirloftheday]

Sophina DeJesus ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Hits the Quan, Dab and Whip in Likely Greatest Floor Routine of All Time

Sophina is a Temecula, California native and she scored a 9.925 out of 10.000.

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

I swear black people will make anything lit

[legalmenterubia-deactivated2019]

Her passes were on point too! Love this

[literaturefeen-deactivated20210]

Her routine and the support 😍😍😍😍

[chrissongzzz]

Tumblr got you ✊🏿..

Her site - https://shophangio.com

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

celebrity worship was a mistake… stan mother earth

[ohmybuster]

[captain-rachel]

*Me trying to keep up with all the insane shit happening in 2020*

[scientia-rex]

Good Comedy Never Dies

[niwiiniim]

The last gif accurately describes how I feel after reading about what’s going on in the world. It’s been a wild ride y’all. Hang in there.

[cbellypink]

Personally I don't care

[furbearingbrick]

“but the age of consent in other countries is…”

[cbellypink]

I really am that person that gets new shit,(especially if it was expensive) and wants it taken care of to my standards. I watch how other people take care of their belongings and if I don't like it, I don't want you taking care of my things. And to just be bulldozed bc my requests are annoying and the way I request the care of my belongings is annoying is pissing me the fuck off. If I want my shit taken care of to the best of my standards why the hell are you arguing with me, if that's the case then don't touch my shit, simple as that.

[cbellypink]

My feelings are all over the place... I really just feel like I'm a huge problem. Everything I do or don't do is an issue. It's like I'm just not good enough and that makes me withdraw. Sometimes I really do feel like I am holding this man back from somebody who can make this man the happiest person he can be. I feel like it's not me, and it's a constant feeling that won't go away. I mean there's an issue with everything. And it's in response to me doing or not doing something so it has to be me. Idk I just needed to put my thoughts somewhere outside of my head. The thoughts just being in my head is making me become distant. It's also getting to a point where I don't believe him when he says he's happy with me. I'm too in my head.

[cbellypink]

And just like that, shitty.

[cbellypink]

Nope, never again lol idk what I'm feeling but it's something

[cbellypink]

Aye, I don't like this. Never again. I will handle all my own especially if you don't seem to want to, I got it. This is making me uncomfortable but I'm holding you to what you said but after this never again

[cbellypink]

Don't be a mean bitch, don't even be a bitch, be nice, fix your face and be genuinely happy.

[cbellypink]

Just a matter of time before all is completely lost