[everymanpdf]

tshirt that says i fuck that old man safely often and extremely well

[everymanpdf]

[kitschday]

[confessions-of-an-emerald-pirate]

50 years in a time prison...they must have.

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[violentoffender]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[bruzum]

[zombiequeer]

Currently too sick to go to the vet, so writing detailed list of concerns for my father

[zombiequeer]

Update: Zardoz has to take antibiotics again. And more importantly: no more wet food for him 😔

[rickybabyboy]

they did it together and then pretended they were normal…scaries

lol get scared

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Once your eyes have been opened you can read lesbianism into any media. At a certain point it doesn’t even take effort it comes naturally

[tprung]

here's everything i know and think about william shatner. bill is the worst, bill is amazing. he is supremely cunty. he can ride a horse at full gallop, he lived in a trailer park post-star trek, starred in the most unimaginably bad b-movies. he wears the shit out of a toupe, speaks his lines in iambic pentameter and stole wigs from sets. bill is capable of very sensitive insight, but far better enjoys being the bull in the china shop. he is a campy, sentimental, pulpy director when they let him have the camera. he loved leonard nimoy. in a single scene he can simultaneously be the best and worst actor in the room. he has starred in one of the only espranto films in existence. he has been feuding with george takei for over 50 years. he has a controversial twitter which apparently he doesn't run. he went to space and he hated it. he won't autograph shit unless you pay for it. he was greenpeace save-the-whales guy. bill recorded an entire spoken-word record wacked out of his mind on weed. he appears self-obsessed. bill is the most complicated man to ever exist. everyone hates him everyone loves him. i do not always understand william shatner and i do not always like him, but i treasure him.

[314eater]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[boredbug-deactivated20130822]

you looking for this my friend?

[semememes-blog]

why is there a gif for this

[despazito]

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[cryptidfuckery]

Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today

[lilyblisslys]

playing with someone’s tits over a fishnet top adds texture and joy for the cultured lesbian

[mutt-cunt]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]