My MCYT Blog

[endbie]

You know people writing / tagging with “c!Sally” implies the existence of a cc!Sally.

[vidrissaponem]

I saw her the other day at the pond in the mall

[endbie]

Well I’ll be darned

[gremnda]

i love mcyt <33 i love having to learn what Rules ccs have before i can ever make free art that will promote the ccs characters and if anyone step out of line, they'll go on stream and say shit like ”if i hear about repeated offenses, i will send my people after them.”

[iii-of-ender]

[marz-likes-palaces]

prev its last years. incredibly so i thought it would be older. and yes real and still up SOME FUCKING HOW, links:

[qcharlie]

[qcharlie]

skephalo breakup is so fucking funny truly they were they last ones I expected to pull a beeduo. i would've believed a tommy tubbo 2nd marriage before I ever believed this divorce

[qcharlie]

skeppy deleted all videos and tweets and vagues that includes the concept of bbh over the course of 3-ish days and I can't stop laughing. im sorry for your loss everyone but can we all speculate on what the final straw was. is it dream related

[homophobic-grian]

Congratulations to joel and lizzie. hopefully their baby will not be Gay.

[homophobic-grian]

I’m not really sure what that has to do with anything here.

[homophobic-grian]

she’s earned a 3 month pass from me for maternity leave. unless she teaches the baby to be gay.

[mcytgenetics]

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Closest match: Schiffermuelleria schaefferella genome assembly, chromosome: 13

Common name: Oak-Bark Mulch Moth

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[homophobic-grian]

Oak-Bark Mulch Moth how do you feel about gay people

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[aro-throughyourchest]

[cupcraft]

This tweet is so fucking real guys 😭

[dykefoolish]

im literally crying who put me as the prime example on the badboyhalo fanlore article as the weirdo tumblr user that breaks his boundaries with nsfw posts

[dykefoolish]

tears are running down my face

[dykefoolish]

my legacy #mylegacy

[oh-snapperss]

they caught dream cheating from mcc footage fork found in kitchen canadian curling team style im giggling my ass off this is SO deserved

[oh-snapperss]

do we think we're getting another detective dream style stream where he blames a woman for no reason

[oh-snapperss]

i've seen some confusion about this so let me clear up:

the cheating isn't recent, this was during MCC 11 before parkour warrior was revamped to what it is today and techno was still competing

he was using a macro to essentially jump for him so that 90% of his jumps were guaranteed. insane work

upon vod review it turns out this guy is not NEARLY as good at movement as it looks like. the type of movement he was doing is the type that no human being could do on a tick-perfect rate first try. it just wasn't caught before now because the movement community back then was much smaller and didn't know as much as we do today (i can go more in depth about this/share the clips of Hamm talking about this if anyone is curious about the technical side)

people are upset because 1. it's cheating flat out 2. it was his performance that fans used to harass techno about his OWN performance and eventually quit mcc 3. it's instance number 5000 of dream being a horrible person and lying about it and 4. dream frequently crashed out about games he lost so this is extra poor sportsmanship from him specifically

[qcharlie]

quackity is actually on a generational run there hasn't been this many public fuck-ups mcyt-money-wise since dream was mainstream and selling 70 dollar dropshipped plushies

[qcharlie]

"quackity broke international labor laws then launched a shitty cash-grabbing translation app with 6 total languages and tried launching qsmp2 as a distraction without apologizing for any of it" is up there with sentences like "dream sold baby photos of himself on a usb stick"

[qcharlie]

"quackity announced qsmp2 start date after edging everyone for 2+ years and then started dropping player announcements by 3s every hour with STOLEN ai generated images." is up there with sentences like "dream lied about tommyinnit using child labor to defend himself after tweeting the r slur"

[qcharlie]

the lesson we all must learn is hosting a minecraft smp rots your heart and we have to kill the faces of these servers before it gets to this point. we should've learned after cmc but there's still time, @ quackitystudios does one of you want to be reincarnated as a lotus flower

[crisismoth]

how it feels surviving the smplive dsmp twitter boundary warriors panopticon era as a middle schooler and now being an adult watching the same shit continue to happen over and over with the rise of new ccs who don't understand fandom is not for them

[call-me-apple]

Technoblade: "People are always like 'why does everyone on the server bully TommyInnit?' and then you like look at their first interaction and Tommy's, like, mugging them."

Technoblade: "Every TommyInnit arc is 'oh no not the consequences of my own actions, no'. Who would've thought recklessly provoking the entire server would lead to consequences? Who could've seen this coming?"

Technoblade: "I thought burning down your house would be funny, you can't- it's just a prank. You can't be mad."

Ranboo: "In my defense your honor, it was funny."

Technoblade: "It was HILARIOUS."

Tommy: "Me burning down George's house really led to quite a lot, didn't. Now that I think about it."

Technoblade: "Yeah that really didn't pan out for you."

Tommy: "Yeah, that actually- the reason there's a huge crater over there is just cuz one day I was sat having my pre-stream poo and went 'WHAT do we do that's funny and cool today?'

Ranboo: "Let's have the new guy burn down a house."

[dykefoolish]

i think i missed some lore

[qjaiden]

?????

[simplepotatofarmer]

a collection of my favorite technoblade video titles

[just-a-shoo]

drops this and falls off the face of the earth for 2 more weeks

reblog pls<3

[glimmerscully]

"Dream spotted at Saudi-funded Mr. Beast theme park" sounds like dystopia mad libs and not a real thing that happened