Experience Tranquility

[cannabisbutch]

wholesome pride month meme

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

This is fucking amazing 

[aphony-cree]

modern Sappho high school au

[meangirlnurse]

“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”

[meangirlnurse]

i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

[pananni]

Wholesome content

Soviet Womble Original Video

[bob-artist]

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

[pixels-after-dark-deactivated20]

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds

[illechill-blog]

Keanu Reeves, some awkward 90s photoshoot

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Shitty car sticker anyone? via Shitty_Car_Mods

[spookysanjunipero]

[mockwa]

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

the resigned look on his face is priceless.

[jackass-scientific]

How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”

[gringoslur]

how do i write in english

me, opening google: inmidiatly

google: immediately

me: thanks. 

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

My therapist asked me what I thought my abusive ex was up to nowadays, and apparently “the fuck do I know,and the fuck do I care?” Is the right answer

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Why did this get so many notes

[injuries-in-dust]

Because we’re proud of you.

[barkycatbros]

Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

[disgustinganimals]

less than 1 horse power tho

[stuffmikeclicked]

1 catpower

[6qubed]

it’s winter, so he needs to warm up a bit first is all

[catchymemes]

[cannibalchicken]

[miiriya]

Prank on the art teacher

[sk8-ing]

Now this is a prank.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Can I please get a new nurse?

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

how is this a universal experience?

[tasteslikecoconutandmetal]

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

[slapandticklelol]

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

fuck you

[curiooftheheart]

The first line is six syllables.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

[curiooftheheart]

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

[curiooftheheart]

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

[haiku-robot]

“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon

[star-divination]

We have come full circle.

[americanbeauty-britishpsycho]

a collection of fall out boy lyrics i relate to on a spiritual level

- i’m no good at math

- i’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker colour

- she says she’s no good with words but i’m worse

- i’m not a crybaby, i’m the crybaby

- i’ve got a lousy arm

- i slept in last night’s clothes

- i’m a nervous wreck

- i don’t know where i’m going