You are so right, Mr. Jones, as usual. (That was me licking your asshole, BTW. Did you feel it?) This allegedly straight twink must have spent a lot of time watching gay porn before he found the rimming videos. It took me years to find them, but I guess I wasn’t trying as hard as he was. He is young and eager. I’m older, and I prefer ice cream.
Even more funny is this bizarre fantasy vignette that he uses to support his opinion:
“Being gay is natural? Okay.
You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman.”
Why do these poor dumb people have to resort to such tortured, unrealistic scenarios? Because if they used REAL WORLD examples their beliefs wouldn’t make any sense. The queer folk have been living among breeders throughout recorded history and it hasn’t done a thing to slow down human reproduction.
As much as ignorant, terrified straight people would like to vote us off their island, they will never succeed because their godless spermatozoa keep producing more gay people. Meanwhile, despite the implications in the above fairytale, gays and lesbians have never argued for the elimination of straight reproductive sex. We would just like them to pause during their baby-making chores to notice that: 1) their genitals are capable of very pleasurable sensations; 2) genital pleasure is as natural as reproduction; and 3) genital activity does not have to produce babies to be natural.
If pleasurable genital activity has to be capable of reproduction to be natural, then everybody who has ever masturbated is an unnatural, god-hating creature.
So … let’s say we put everybody who masturbates onto an island … a really, really big island. Let’s call it “Earth” …
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