guess who finally stopped procrastinating watching the last seasooonnnn :3
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guess who finally stopped procrastinating watching the last seasooonnnn :3
ever since watching dawtde the only thing I've been able to think about, outside of gossiper's amazing time travel series of course, was an AU where Derek survives and the KIY is stuck in a cuck chair prison, forced to watch the mortal he'd been outsmarted by romance his vessel. Badly. With a lot of cringy pick-up lines that Derek only knows the existence of because of that whole infinite knowledge schtick. And, honestly, what better way hammer in the point that you've defeated an evil eldritch being than to make it witness you using its knowledge to do the most embarrassing shit ever?
Yea idk
safe to say all my creativity and motivation was brutally murdered by this internship. it's so chalked
Rapunzel X Sleeping beauty AU where after his younger brothers die, Tobirama runs away from the kingdom and hides away in some tower on the outskirts, so that instead of fighting wars, he may focus on other studies.
A week after he settles there a dragon shows up and refuses to leave him alone. It'll whine for bits of food that are far too small to be anything other than a crumb, fly over his head whenever he forages for herbs etc etc. Hashirama is not very subtle.
Kind of reverse Hanahaki AU where the disease develops based on the intensity of the feeling rather than the lack of reciprocation, and where the feeling which causes it changes anytime a new Mokuton wielder is born.
Basically what I was thinking was that while every Senju has the seeds from which Hanahaki sprouts in their lungs/stomachs* it takes a live Mokuton wielder for them to actually start acting. Maybe because the seeds draw chakra from both their vessel and the presence of someone with Mokuton? Idk didn't think that far.
(With the stomach thing I was thinking mostly of this sengen fic since it's awesome as fuck and I regularly reread it. It also neatly explains the more scientific possibilities of Hanahaki that I'm too dumb to fully understand and how it survives in the human body)
Anyways, picture this; The village is built. Izuna is alive because I'm an unrepentant sucker for fluff, and everything that follows is more or less peaceful, though filled with the canon-typical political hiccups and stuff.
Nobody ever thinks too hard about why some Senju always have a cough, or how Hashirama refuses to use his kekkei genkai unless absolutely necessary, or how, contrary to their reputation, the Senju compound is actually sparse in terms of plants. They chalk it up to inter-clan weirdness, because what else could it be?
Until the first non-Senju gets Hanahaki. Until Konoha's hospital doesn't know how to help them.
Until Hashirama appears less and less in public, up to the point he's either never seen at all, or whenever he is seen it's from a significant distance.
Tobirama, naturally, despises the isolation his brother is more or less forced into, even if he understands why.
Cue him looking for a cure, except the only way to find one is to have a live specimen, but he's not about to just steal a patient from a hospital, that'd just be a quick way to ruin the peace etc etc.
So instead he forces himself to develop Hanahaki.
And, since Hashirama is the current Mokuton vessel, that means he has to fall in love. The best way to do that would be to find someone high enough in rank, as well as smart enough he won't loathe them at the end. (since losing the feeling which developed the Hanahaki is one way to get rid of it, and that'd just make for a poor test subject, wouldn't it?)
And then blah blah blah Madatobi where Madara tries to keep Tobirama from accidentally killing himself with his research while also having to keep the village afloat despite the constant tension and absence of Hashirama's charisma and blah blah blah
Twas the apple of my eye or whatever
mmm madatobi au where all sensors have different forms of synesthesia w Madara's manifesting as either sight, for obvious reasons, or touch, and Tobirama's being taste. This doesn't actually change much, though I see the potential of it worsening prejudice between them.
While certain aspects of sensing can be applied to the majority, everyone has different characteristics that make it easier to differentiate, in which case why not make emotions another factor? Anger souring the tongue, grief seeping color from the world, disappointment leaving sharp, slashing pinpricks on skin.
Now imagine; Love, romantic or otherwise, feels different Every time. It doesn't matter if they're sensing the same person, the emotion always has different subtexts, because love is unpredictable and blah blah you get it. Which means that neither of them realise they're both head over heels because they assume the spice/red/prickly sensations are inherently negative
um
you know it's time to go the fuck to sleep when that delete work button on ao3 be looking sooo tempting
I drew a lil something for this amazing fic by fleetingreprise :DD
Don't look at Tobirama's lower half shhhhhh
Oh and also Robert smushing his face between flambae's tits on his breaks to recharge his battery
Social, bullshit, will-to-live, your choice.
Alternatively; the healing prowess of boobs
Flambert first hookup but it's just flambae watching Robert shuck off his pants like: "You sure you can handle all this?" Stretching all seductively and shit
And then Robert absently jerks him off with his foot while he focuses on wrestling with the buttons on his shirt, just to shut him up for a sec, and also because this man is absolutely a brat tamer and you can NOT tell me otherwise.
Naturally, flambae comes embarrassingly quickly
The most devastating sight on this God forsaken planet.
Robert tucking himself into flambae's armpit at the end of the day bcz for some reason the body odour relaxes him. he lets out these soul-deep sighs every time, which consequently bring an end to all the mocking, because asshole or not, flambae knows damn well how rare it is for this idiot to turn into a human puddle of satisfaction
Finished a birthday gift for a friend and liked it enough that I figured I might as well post it 8^
The light source is the friends we made along the way ♥
I don’t really like how this one turned out but wtv.
Kinktober Day 20 "Two is good, three is a party." – A helping hand – 69