Scribblings of a Mad Man

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[memewhore]

[2goth5ever]

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 1413

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 1324

[stagefoot]

Ok listen

If you’ve finished your preshow checklist and you’re waiting for the show to start, and a little voice in your head tells you, ‘Nah, you don’t need to pee, you’re fine!’

Do. Not. Listen!!!

That voice is the devil. Don’t listen to the devil, listen to me: go pee.

[circleofsquares]

Pee at the half, pee in the interval, don't pee during the show

[sandmandaddy69]

[mclennonyaoi]

kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love

[personalphilosophie]

Look at this picture and try and argue otherwise

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[incorrect-quotes-batfam-edition]

I’ve had this queued since December 12 last year.

[novadoesartforfun]

Imma need to post it. Cuz it’s tradition

[whitepeopletwitter]

[idratherberunning49-deactivated]

[tri-ingagain-deactivated2025032]

I really feel this.

[ababeinthewoods]

Or maybe...

[brightorangerain]

[anexperimentallife]

[sharpnelshell-deactivated201905]

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

i appreciate brickaday

[captainlordauditor]

chaotic good

[kaijuno]

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.

[bidonica]

One of my late grandfather’s friends was called Salami because he used to steal salami and cured meats so I’m seeing a pattern here

[beardedmrbean]

[constable-frozen]

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

[the19thduckpotato]

almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image 

[thefruityaquarius]

Oop

from @/musicallaneous on twitter