unlicensed batfamily therapist

Mostly stuff my siblings and classmates say. Plus reblogs. A lot of reblogs.

[atomikats]

not quite !

[supaagirls-deactivated20260521]

HAPPY HALLOWEEENNN

[theflavorpurple]

posting these on tumblr bc i forgot i didnt

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: What did you get Damian for his birthday?

Jason: I got him a cat.

Dick: Really? Me too!

Cassandra: I also got him a cat.

Tim: Looks like we had the same idea.

Dick: Duke, please tell me you didn't get Damian a cat as well.

Duke: ...I got him a cat.

*later*

Damian, surrounded by cats: This is the best birthday ever!

[penny-anna]

happy pride month superman is making ur dash gay

[skecherss]

i bet Bruce recalls Dick's childhood super fondly and does not at all remember that his kid would try to stab him with a pencil if Bruce tried to "help" with math homework a little too diligently

[hiddensolis]

I’m cryinggg

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Tim, 36 hours of sleep driving like a madman on Gotham roads: FUCKING MOVE. SLOW MOTHER FUCKER WHAT ARE YOU- OH YEAH? JUST WONDER TO THE RIGHT WITHOUT SIGNALLING WHY DONT YA? MAYBE NEXT TIME JUST DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND CRASH INTO THAT GODDAMN TRUCK THATS BACKING OUT THAT YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO GODDAMN SEE-

Damian, just wanting to get to school since Alfred couldn’t drive him: I assure you these imbeciles are not worth your anger Dra-

Tim: I SWEAR IF ANYONE CUTS ME OFF ONE MORE TIME.

*Gets cut off*

Tim: ALRIGHT BITCHES. I WARNED YOU.

Damian, screaming: DRAKE. STOP THIS INSTANT. DRAKE. YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD-

[wolfae34]

Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”

Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”

[everwalldigan-deactivated202602]

EXACTLY this is what always pisses me off when I see people say things like “Batman goes shopping for orphans to put in suits and send them to die!!” (Exaggerated) when Bruce is on his knees BEGGING his children to not be vigilantes

Bruce: chum PLEASE let me give you a normal childhood I’ll literally give you anything you want just don’t wear a traffic light and go fight crime

Literally any of his kids: you DENY miette this wish? You FORBID miette from beating up criminals? Oh! Oh! So much cruelty! You hate miette! Cruel bat furry! Jail for you!

[vodrae]

Damian is behind the couch where the family is watching TV, hitting the "that show is so stupid" pose, but won't move. Big city girl is falling in love with country boy.

Suddendly Bruce enters the room: "Kids, that Christmas Eve we are with the Kents. Pack your luggaes we're going to Smallville."

Damian: NO WE'RE NOT !

[nearducks]

I spent way too long on this and kept waffling back and forth between over detail and ‘who gives a frick’ detail…

anywho, here’s that stained glass window picture I said I’d make a bit ago!

based on the post started by @frownyalfred and built upon by @lurkinglurkerwholurks

Who’s the silhouette? Who knows! I wanted to add more angst. Non silhouetted version below the cut

Not as traditional without the painted glass aspects but I am just wanting to be done at this point. Enjoy!

p.s. that silhouetted dude moved around so much, but the center was the only spot really bright enough. He was originally destined for the Robin panel to up the angst even more!

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

WHEN I SAY I SCREAMED

[churomo]

that one twitter redraw meme

[amorkuku]

Injustice

[dragonpyre]

Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted

[dragonpyre]

[frownyalfred]

thinking about a Damian who was raised his entire life hearing how much he looks like his Father, how he's the blood son, how he's better than any other child Bruce Wayne has taken in, starting to buy into it like a kid does, only to hit puberty and turn out looking like 80% Talia.

[captain-daryn]

These tags 🥲🥲🥲🥲

[incorrect-quotes-batfam-edition]

Tim: I’m excited for the family dinner on Sunday, y’know?

Steph:

Tim: I just feel like it’s going to be a shitshow, and I honestly can’t wait.

[sreppub]

they have a literal ancestral manor to hang out in but they choose to break into jason’s apartment while he’s out. they’re playing jackbox and accusing dick of being the faker. (it’s steph.)