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Lowkey if I was Caleb tbs I would be doing some diabolical things like I'd be the ler ever
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-blowjob monster
so sorry to put this in your inbox but i do not have an appropriate blog for this and i need to share my epiphany. But today I was thinking about how common it is for our genre of person that hearing the word makes people's brains do the TV emergency alert system test sound. And I was thinking about how strange it is given that people who do actual sex acts generally have no problem namedropping said sex acts in normal casual settings. And then I realized that the difference between that and this is that in their case there is a reasonable expectation that those acts will not actually happen in the conversation. Saying "tickle" out loud in polite company on the other hand is like if a normal person said "blowjob" out loud in polite company and there was a nonzero chance it would make everyone else in the room say "wait a minute......are YOU blowjobbable?👀" and not even wait for an answer. No wonder we're all so goddamned cagey. Also, there is no such thing as the Blowjob Monster.
First of all, I love the term 'blowjobbable' so much, thank you for making that an existing thing, I've been cackling over that for a while now
But this is definitely a thing! I don't know why tickling is a thing that people feel like they can so readily break consent on, but it is. I would say there's certain scenarios, like work environments, where this is not the case, but amongst a group of friends or family? Everyone feels like it is their god given duty to figure out whether or not you're ticklish.
And while this is definitely bad, in a more consensual, nicer way, it can also feel like a thing if you're with your partner. Saying the word "tickle" often feels like by just saying it, you're casting a spell that's going to make it happen. Which is a pleasant but nerve-wracking thing when with someone you want that to happen with. And no matter how many times it can be shown that just saying it won't necessarily make it happen, my brain does not understand that.
This is definitely an interesting perspective, I don't think you're wrong with any of this.
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"Green, really, what do you think you're doing here? I mean, you know youre going to give in to what I'm telling you anyways. So why not skip the back and forth where you tell me that I need to get more involved and do it myself and just do as I say?" Ellie smirked at the man standing frustratedly in front of her. She had been harder on him recently. Admittedly so. A bit meaner, sure. He deserved it though.
That was what she'd told herself anyways. It was certainly not the fact that Ellie, in her time in the solitude of being an official boss to her friends, began growing lonely. And began missing her friends. And this was the only concrete way she could remember to get their attention. Certainly not.
"Director, forgive me but I just think-"
"What you think, Owen, isn't relevant here."
"Director, I just-"
"Owen, please."
"Ellie you have to-" Owen paused for a moment as he observed Ellie's body language. She had a smirk across her face. Not her usual one, though. A specific smirk. One that he recognized. And she interrupted him at intervals that were specific. She let him get partially through what he was saying, which frustrated him more. But his biggest tip off was her face as he raised his hands in emphasis. Her smirk faltered for just a moment and became... A smile. A real smile. For just a moment, but he caught it anyways.
"Yes, Owen? I have to what?"
"Ellie are you..." He took another moment to look at her. "Ellie do you want something?"
"Excuse me?"
A very slight smirk tugged at Owens lips. It wasn't malicious. If anything it was fond. Ellie had began getting flushed in her cheeks. It was sometimes difficult to dissern, but not when you had spend years pointing it out. "I said do you want something, Director? I can't help but feeling there's something you want to gain out of this encounter. And, if there is, you should put it forth and say so."
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