For Underrated Dateables any content headcanons for Abel,Telly,Johnny Splash
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General NSFW Headcanons for Abel, Telly, Johnny
warnings; nsfw/18+, size kink, overstimulation, cunnilingus, mutual masturbation, hair pulling, praise, weed, switch! Johnny, anal fingering, blow jobs
Abel has the biggest, heaviest cock ever, but he’ll never even think about making you take all of it. He’ll lean over you, nearly forcing your legs apart and keeping them that way with his large frame while thrusting his cock against your dripping cunt, smearing the mix of precum and slick everywhere.
Of course, he’s a man- He’ll fuck you eventually, but only after he thinks you can handle it without hurting yourself, and that’ll take awhile, especially if you’re on the smaller side, but if you’re not…. Nah, he’ll still be worried. He doesn’t even want to think about you trying to take on more than what you can handle.
Don’t think that means you’ll be left unsatisfied, though! His fingers are thick and strong, and he loves hearing your gasping moans while they reach deeper inside than you’ve ever been able to reach yourself.
Riding!! He likes knowing you have control and can stop at any point, take as many breaks as you need. He prefers being able to see your face so he can know you’re comfortable and actually feeling pleasure, but if you decide to turn around? He’ll be strangely quiet, you may think something is wrong but no! he’s just fully focussed on the way your ass is bouncing.
Calls you Honey. I don’t make the rules.
a solid 2 (maybe 3…)/10 on the kinkiness scale. His only “major” kinks are size difference (which he’ll feel guilty about), and if you ever ask him to cum inside? to breed you? that may be the only time he’ll lose it and start bucking up into you. He also loves being praised as much as he does praising you!
Don’t ask for any sort of degradation 1. he won’t do it and 2. He’s god awful at it (lovingly)
The best at aftercare, he’d clingy as hell after sex and will cuddle you after getting a towel and water.
Best chair in the house (and not his lap)
He loves when you sit on his face, plunging his thick tongue deep inside your pussy as if he’s been starved for forty fortnights. He gets desperate for it, knuckles turning white from the grip he’ll have on your thighs if you try moving.
Of course it’s a bit hard because his hair is well.. Big as hell, but he’ll make it work. Just to get a taste.
Also lovesss mutual masturbation! He wants to talk you through it while watching you finger yourself! There’s not sight that gets him harder than the dazed over expression you get, the shake in your thighs while you try to keep your legs open for him.
No, he doesn’t stop the goddamn rhyming- Not at first. He’ll stop… eventually, staring intensely at where your fingers disappear inside of you. He’d much rather hear the loud, lewd squelches and muffled whines instead of his own voice!
The biggest oral fixation ever- If you’re not sitting on his face, he loves biting you all over. You’re not going to leave him without being thoroughly marked! He doesn’t necessarily do it out of possessiveness or wanting to stake a claim over you (although that may be a bonus), he just loves how soft you are.
Loves casual, high sex where you’re in his lap, both barely dressed and making out while occasionally taking a puff. The smoke’ll cloud around you two, both minds foggy as you just relax and feel each other up. He’ll be really, really loud if you grind down against his cock, shoving his hands up your shirt to press against your mound.
He loves the 69 position with you on top, and trust that he hands will not be leaving your ass. He’ll claim he doesn’t have a preference on your body, which in as sense is true (he loves all of you no matter what), but his hands will always instinctively gravitate to grip onto the fats of your butt.
His cock is longer than it is thick, you’ll be feeling him for days, and he comes a LOT. Once he’s inside of you, don’t bank on him being out anytime soon.
High stamina and one hell of a recovery time - He’ll never shut up for long!!
The prettiest cock ever. His cock isn’t too thick or skinny, it’s average in length but has such a pretty curve to it - Not to mention that his bush is always trimmed and clean.
He’s the biggest switch, Johnny’ll either hold you, back flush against his pretty chest so he can curl his fingers deep inside of you OR whine loudly while you make him edge himself for you.
Johnny never stops talking during sex, he loves blabbering about how good you feel around him, how wet you are.
Messiest when it comes to eating you out- why’d it matter? It’s just another excuse for him to get your ass back to him again. He’s not very good at it (sorry), but the enthusiasm makes up for it, and he’ll slather in attention all over - tongue deep inside, lapping at your folds before moving back to you clit. The only reason he’s “bad” is because he can never seem to find a consistent rhythm, but hell if it doesn’t still feel good as hell.
Basically his cunnilingus is more for foreplay and getting you worked up, more than actually getting off on his tongue. Although, he’ll beam if he somehow manages to do that, lighting up when you dig your fingers in his curls.
His sides right above his hips are sensitive and he’ll instantly get hard if you trail your finger against them, scraping your nail into his skin.
Have him lay down and suck his cock while putting your forearm against his lower stomach to keep him from bucking into your throat- He’ll be panting, flushed and begging you in no time. He loves being edged though, and on contrast, he loves overstimulating you!
Loves to use the shower head against you, holding one of your legs up and sloppily making out while he directs the water to your clit. If you ever do it yourself, using the shower head to pleasure yourself, after enjoying the sight of you pressing yourself against the glass door, flushed and tensing? He’ll increase the water pressure himself.
SLUT- Anyways, bend him over and slurp at his cock while you finger him. Do it, he’ll come so, so goddamn fast. He lets out the loudest, prettiest noises while grabbing at anything for purchase, cheek smushed against the surface he’s bending over and arching his back while his toes curl from the overwhelming sensations.. you get a really nice view of all the moles decorating his back.
