enjoyer of all things coffee

jay/james, multifandom, writer (allegedly)

[minilamma]

With the great power of friendship, comes great discounts

GOD I MADE SHEN YUAN LOOK SO PUNCHABLE SJ is clutching a fist of rage under his robes.

[nonbinary-jakey]

yeah i read theory (posts from tumblr users that are wrong about everything)

[imatmywormrightnow]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[minilamma]

Now that I think of it, thank god SJ did not have access to the internet. He would have been a menace, more than SY ever could.

Also I feel like SY on his own really just looked like an avg asian dude with glasses sometimes. So I had to slap a giant cucumber on SY's shirt to make him recognizable.

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

[alivehouse]

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[stupidestasshole]

every time you revlog this post, a new baby spider is born #miracleoflife

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[liketheinferno]

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[mysteriousbeetle]

[ID: Screenshots of text from an article that reads:

"England crashed out of the World Cup in the dying minutes against Argentina. Within hours, the UK Fact Check Politics account posted a familiar reminder on social media: "If you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, you can call the National Domestic Abuse Helpline."

"There is something uniquely absurd about living in a society that can predict a rise in violence against women with roughly the same confidence it predicts traffic after a bank holiday.

"Researchers at Lancaster University found that incidents of domestic abuse increased by 38% when England lost World Cup matches and by 26% when they won or drew. The day after an England match, incidents remained 11% higher than normal.

"Another study examining police records in the West Midlands found alcohol-related domestic abuse reports increased by 47% following England victories in major tournaments.

"Win, lose or draw, women seem to be the ones expected to absorb the emotional fallout."

/End ID.]

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[simonamorao]

Starting a What’s in my bag chain

Here’s my bag 💖🌱🍓

No pressure tags @boozilla-valentina @greensleeves2107 @shamanbluesss @mariaportadoceu and any who wants to play <3

[boozilla-valentina]

Here’s my “bag”

Tagging @greensleeves2107

[greensleeves2107]

@simonamorao and @boozilla-valentina thank you so much for tagging me☺💖

Packed my bag :) wow I've got so much stuff! Forgot to add my lipstick😃

No pressure tagg: @tsukimiii @soffesoffee @swallow-wind @myalicelostinwonderland @kettle-on

[swallow-wind]

Ahh thank you so much for tagging me @greensleeves2107 !!

Here's my bag :)) this was so fun!!

No pressure tags: @bunnyprincessbecca @ninetimesbluedemo @nastasyafilippovna11 @earthandsunandmoon @libramooon and whoever else would like to!

[nastasyafilippovna11]

thann you for tagging me @swallow-wind!!

idk how putting pins on leather like this would work but shhhhhh

no pressure tags:

@kurtisrichardprattbstard @softersalt @cimacally @tatsuyamss @ro-fromthestars @sneez @kitty-diangelo @/anyone else who wants to do it please!!!!

[softersalt]

I’ve never been one for carrying more on me than I absolutely have to, but I nonetheless appreciate the tag @nastasyafilippovna11

tagging @chess-blackmyre @something-softer @karinyosa @bumblingest-bee @whittakerchambers @stoportotouch @muined

[stoportotouch]

i don't go out much. (pretend that the black book on top says "OPERA SCORE" on it.)

tagging. uh. anybody who feels like it.

[k1ll3r-k4rg0]

So difficult 😭 anyways yeah I'm just trying to survive out here. The iPad should be computer sized and it's missing various sweets + my work uniform + MY PERFUMES but this is pretty accurate to how it is. Stretched across my backpack, target tote bag, and my pants pockets

Tagging uhh @boybelikethatsometimes @aboutyoutoo and @earl-goupil if yall want and whoever else wants to do it!!

[earl-goupil]

I wish my bag was cool but honestly, my work bag is mostly Trash Central

Also the umbrella is supposed to be a raincoat but they didn't have it

Tagging @wismer @princessesaphi @morgan-the-lonely-brick @thesilliestpotato if you wanna do it bc it′s fun

[wismer]

I love my mess #mymess

@princessesaphi @massivefanmilkshake @manglechan1204 @moonamood @sunshinetomioka @spottys-rathole @capitainerowen @pikmininaplane if u guys want to

[pelemelesaphir]

There was no bird plushie so I chose the dragon ! And my bag is ugly but my former coleages offered it to me so... I like it a little.

tagging @incorrigible-groupie, @capitainerowen, @winter-of-tomorrow, @anivy-chan, @sinvulkt, @drakesfortune67 I you want ! ♥

[sinvulkt]

Conclusion: I’ve got too many things in my bag. Yes it all fit. Somehow. Yes the bag is still alive. Somehow.

(Ok i don’t truly have the plushies but if I could bring them I would—)

Tagging... @creaturefromyourbackyard @radical-zelenka @snackhouse @anakinh @abluntblade @septemberbells @walrusface @gabe-dasha @insertmeaningfulusername @kuraiarcoiris @exomal @tonhalszendvics @nanaille @estelraca @advena-perditus @dragonnan @numerousbees1106 @allenfluffy @insecateur @dragonfromthewoodlands @stripsoflight @hanarinhightown @artingdreamers @flo-nelja @angst-buritto @calystacat @aimportantdragoncollector @laterose13 @ineffablemossy @vieux-loup-de-mer @zephyrstillwrites @anivy-chan @thewritersdidit @winter-of-tomorrow @didherodown @1ong1ashes @nemo-is-my-dad @mckiwi @dessine-moi-un-mouton-sheep @amethystsworld @purple-iris @yummxi @gasmeros @silvereddaye @silvercaptain24 @aconfusedkitten @izutye @irisenwrites @silvercrow72 @cavyette and anyone who want to jump in!

[yummxi]

That was fun thank you for the tag ✨

@certifiedcoffeeaddict if you wanna try ^^

[certifiedcoffeeaddict]

thank you for the tag!! <3

sacrificing my right shoulder to carry both my laptop and books lol

tagging @manyspoon, @uncreative-dumpsterfire, @forgetme-eternally-blissfully, @fictionalcreator if you want to!