Honestly just a mess

Cedar/25/Bisexual . She/her. This blog is a mess I guess.

[tachypodion]

may her memory be a blessing, and may that blessing feel like a curse to joss whedon.

[awaywegofg]

my favourite thing about all these rookies on the grid clinging to Max like he’s a mother duck is that the grid is slowly filling up with Max apologists. The next time that Max commits a war crime and the media asks the drivers for their opinion, we’re going to get a bunch of them saying, “personally, I think Max did nothing wrong” and that’s going to be great 😌

[roycohn]

i hate when you see a good post about how visible aging is sexy and then the notes are full of people making it about men. like i'm sorry do you live in a world where men are taught to fear any sign of having lived past the age of 25 while women are somehow celebrated for it??? do you think wanting to fuck that old man is revolutionary?? should we throw a party??? should we invite pedro pascal???

[roycohn]

i hope geriatric jakey dies

[girlballs-archive]

i don't care about baldurs gate a whole lot but i like that its resulting in more horny artists showing off their terrible tastes

you fucking imploded her.

[girlballs-archive]

game artist: designs a woman with a distinctly square build

some absolute hack:

[manichewitz]

the absolute best moment in days of future past is when charles says “sorry, i’m just not very comfortable with violence!” and then sees magneto for the first time in ten years and immediately punches him in the face

[supremely-unsupervised]

Got to see Hadestown for the first time ever today (and it was amazing oh my god I had no idea what I was missing) and I'd just like to give a shout out to the poor soul in the audience who had clearly never heard the myth of Orpheus before, because when Orpheus turned around at the end the audience was dead silent except for this one very audible gasp of "no!" from somewhere in the crowd. And after Euridyce was gone and Orpheus dropped to his knees in grief, all anybody --cast, audience, the uncaring gods, etc -- could hear was muffled weeping from the same person

[billscciardo]

one of my favorite things about Daniel is how he'll say things like "Daniel Ricciardo does like Max Verstappen. I would draw it at likes though, I wouldn't say loves." but then also will wear a cape for Max from his fanclub at his first home grand prix happening during one of the most intense and divisive title fights in recent time and then will keep and carry said cape with him to said grand prix next year as well and display it in his car. like sir, who are you really trying to convince? yourself?

[rustythefox]

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king

[ryebreadgf]

it used to be 2007 you know

[ryebreadgf]

[overtake]

i just know it kills the recent barrage of daniel-hating max fans that max wants to dick him down five ways to sunday in front of the rb20 and god. based on the fact that they post more about daniel than daniel fans do, i know they see the zendaya laughing and the world’s longest game of gay chicken that max verstappen refuses to lose. they have to constantly scroll by and see that their number one enemy has max’s jaw unhinged, open, and waiting like a snake ready to swallow an egg. you will be calling daniel a washed terrorist while max will be in front of the camera defending him with his actual wheel knowledge and a lust in his loins that hasn’t stopped burning since daniel made a special video to congratulate him on his super license and caused a sexual awakening so intense it registered on the richter scale.

[hiroshotreplica-deactivated20250]

idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

[hiroshotreplica-deactivated20250]

sorry if you dont want me to show my followers. but these are the funniest tags ive seen in my life

[alluraswifey]

Apollo be like:

Apollo: Don’t speak to me, my daughter or my sons ever-

Nico: And me I have a doctors note.

Apollo: OR MY SONS BOYFRIEND EVER AGAIN!

[rubysevens]

i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

[rubysevens]

update:

[undercoverpopsicles]

He did her right

[helloitsbees]

“he”?

[takemetoohigh]

confirmed

[beiguangst]

One of the hottest controversy of the month

[vagiilante]

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

[official-lesbian-posts]

official lesbian post

[lestappenfiles]

Max | Abu Dhabi 2014 by Sutton Images.

[karlmarxverstappen]

Redbull mechanics using the China trophy as a hula hoop and Ferrari mechanics having their vogue photoshoot. Clearly the best teams.

Mercedes is watching their flop boss have a mental breakdown over one driver and sleeping with the other. Alpine has 5 members. Williams has half a car. Sauber pitstops are being done by snails. Everyone else is irrelevant.

I'm fucking WHEEZING

[scuderiafemboy]

and the girlies are using it too for insta pics 😭 most expensive ringlight ever.

[33max]

After the success of Max Fest 2023, it is time for… Max Fest 2024!

What is Max Fest?

Max Fest is a fest dedicated to everything Max! Whether your work focuses solely on Max, or on a pairing including Max, Max Fest is a chance for Max lovers to create and consume all the Max content.

What could I do for Max Fest?

It’s completely up to you. Max Fest is available to everyone - writers, artists, creatives, bakers etc.

You could: write a fic, create some art, make a playlist, make a gifset, make a video, knit something… and much much more.

What pairings are allowed?

Any Max pairings are allowed, with the exception of reader insert. Just make sure you tag your work accordingly.

Is PWP or [insert genre here] allowed?

Yes, all genres are allowed and encouraged.

What are the requirements?

Your creation must be Max centric, either as the focus or as part of the main pairing.

Your creation should be a minimum of 1000 words, or a time equivalent if you are creating something other than fic.

When is the deadline?

30th April, and content will go live on 1st May.

Do I need to sign up?

No, it’s a no pressure fest. Simply upload to the collection before the deadline if you want to participate.

Where is the AO3 collection?

Here!

What should I do if I’m not posting to AO3?

If you can post your work to AO3, please do! However if AO3 doesn’t accept your art format then please use the tag #maxfest2024 on tumblr.

Is there a discord server I could join?

Not specific for Max Fest, but you can join the Golden Boots Boy Max Server if you want to find like minded creatives also taking part.

If you have any further questions on the event, or if you need some encouragement, feel free to drop me a message. I am really looking forward to feasting on all of the Max content!

[zinjanthropusboisei]

Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly