The Cheeziest Cheddar

25 / F / my head is filled with bees

[political-us]

[ceddar-cheez]

Also means they are no longer paying any stupid after-market subscription fees or maintenance costs to the dealership which cuts into revenue

[depsidase]

[ceddar-cheez]

Also ignores the rate of sudden mysterious gastrointestinal deaths of married men dropping afterwards too

[goldberry-edition]

[stormbornnn]

"Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of al

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[luntfontanne]

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

[luntfontanne]

like……… look at this face

UNREAL

[thetursithan]

Even anteaters have fun...

[mousenoseopera]

It's like a dog with a lot of sharp fins. A Borzoi with mohawks all over.

[everythingfox]

Doggies wanna play

(via)

[everythingfox]

Audio engineer

[only-cat-memes]

[caats]

It's Nyan Cat!!

[ghostbri]

fairy tale

[catchymemes]

[elbiotipo]

Count Dooku: The Republic is corrupt and undemocratic, and the Jedi are elitist and out of touch, they have opressed us for far too long!

Separatist: I agree! We need to make a new path, down with the Republic, we'll join you!

Count Dooku: Good choice my friend! Welcome to the Dark Side of the Force. My name is Darth Tyrannus. You can join me at the Star Destroyer Malevolence with my friend, General Grievous.

Separatist: wh

Separatist: why are you called like that

[spann-stann]

Count Dooku: This is General Godawful McNastyAss, he will now take charge of your armed forces and kill you the moment you have a change of heart.

General Godawful: The Count pays me in baby meat!

Separatist: *Surprised Pikachu face*

Anakin: Heehoo warcrime time.

[socialmaya]

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so fun fact yall. A certain someone splurged out the cash to get this remastered with illumination, what do yall think?

[mythsandpolitics]

This is seriously one of my favorite things - I kind of need to print these out and hang them in my office

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i mean. this was a commission. I don’t have a scan of it, and i’m not sure if @kirkspocks and @bold-sartorial-statement would be alright with me turning it into a print

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

reminder that this poster is available now, i got into contact w/both of the orig content writers^^ !!

here’s the link for the poster, i do the gold my hand on each digital print!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i’m gonna be real, yall. If I put this print back up for a limited run (like. maybe 20 total prints?) would yall be interested?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

OKAY FOLKS GO TO THE LINK ABOVE,

I’ve reactivated the listing for

TWENTY

prints only! A fun lil revival print, but y'gotta move fast since I’ve decided to limited run the thing

[dr-paint]

I didn’t even let him speak before I shot that fatbot at his head, it was on sight

Redraw of a shitpost I made in 2018

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Deadlifted 405. 3 reps 8 sets.

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

I jacked off twice today.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I also jacked off twice today. You wanna FaceTime for round three?

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

not before I go do my deadlifts. I've got 406 lbs, 4 reps, 9 sets today.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Have a great time! :)

"That should be long enough for me to jack off at least two more times. He'll stand no chance against my empty balls and desensitized dick. I'll be sure to win this session."

[lordofthegringos-deactivated202]

Thanks bestie, I will!

"If he were Kira, he'd likely to use this time to jack off again... No... Maybe several times. It would be wise to bring my stroker with me to the gym so I can get at least another load out between sets. Such a dangerous foe, one can never be too cautious."