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logarto

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

babyanimalgifs

Little fish eats his foods

(Source)

bunigojade

aflo

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

identifying-fish-in-posts

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

duke-of-fire

splickedylit

His Foods :) 👍

the-one-and-only-overlass

one of my favorite things about being in the cradle fandom is that every so often you'll get this new guy posting "how the hell did a bunch of jades manage to kill the sword sage what the fuck"

and the entire vibe in the comments will be "ayyy we hooked a new one boys let's goooo"

mehmetminded

POV: You came out as trans🏳️‍⚧️ to the cast of Cradle:

Lindon: “Oh! Uh… congratulations? Actually, now that you mention it, I think I have a pill somewhere that could help with that… though now that I’m thinking of it there’s a couple of elixirs I picked up a while back with Eithan and- do you mind sitting here a moment? I have to draw a quick script circle.”

Yerin: “Cheers and celebrations for you. Want me to take it off?”

Ziel: After staring silently for more than a minute, “Huh… I have some self reflection to do…”

Orthos: “Excellent! A dragon does not concern herself with the circumstances of her birth! She knows what she wants and she takes it! This reminds me of a tale my mother told me of my ancestor Ansasha’rexkalia she ruled during the age of…”

Mercy: “OhmygoshthatssoGREATweshouldgofindyouanewwardobeandohyouHAVEtomeetmycousinmyfamilyisweirdaboutthissortofthingbutshessocoolandfunandandand”

Min Shuei: *sobbing inconsolably*

Charity: “Noted.”

Eithan: “Good for you!” Somehow managing to convey in three words that he has known for years, has been subtly guiding you towards this moment the entire time, and is insufferably smug about it.

The Sage of A Thousand Eyes: “Good for you, dear.”

Emriss Silentborn: “You know, I turned into a girl once… twice actually! They had me assassinated…”

Malice: *calls you a slur*

Northstrider: *calls you a slur*

Pride: “You’re a trans-what?”

Reigan Shen: *calls you a slur*

Little Blue: 🔔😁🔔👏🔔🥰🔔🔔🔔😍🛎️👍🛎️🛎️🫶🛎️🛎️

kisforkerosene

hi yes you've intrigued me with Cradles??

okay so cradle (by will wight) is this really niche book series that I ADORE. it's a litrpg, so it's got a lot of videogame progression elements, sort of a power crawl type deal. the characters though, they are aMAZING I love all of them they're all just so fascinating to me and they all get pretty nice multibook development that's pulled off quite well (12 books)(but oh so worth it) like one of my favorites has like. I don't know how to describe it. three book depression arc basically. and beyond that this series also has highkey THE BEST plot twist execution I've EVER seen. like I kid you not I was thinking to myself the first read through that "oh haha that kind of implies something... that would be crazy... but what no there's no way that's what's really going on here that would be ridiculous" and then a few books later you'd NEVER GUESS WHAT FRICKXKDHCKCING HAPPENS it was crazy. anyways. it also has great trope subversion, like the mentor character is not only like. a well developed character but highkey probably my favorite in the series (ily eithan arelius) because he's just so funny. he's a diva. he's from a family of prestigious janitors. his main weapon is a pair of scissors. he's cut off from the family fortune. he stays only just slightly more powerful than the protags the whole time. every single authority figure hates his guts. one of the first things he does as a mentor is make the protagonist get bit by legions of poisonous snakes. a true icon

wow i rambled a bit there um. anyways it's really good and you should read it, the first book is Unsouled by Will Wight

travalicious

cradle: ascension by ashley mackenzie

the-one-and-only-overlass

i love that cradle has a character whose entire Thing is that she's the nicest sweetest kindest person alive and she uses exclusively Edgelord Magic

chumsterfire

travalicious

the children of death by dunkindrawz

caffeinewitchcraft

A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.

"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."

"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"

"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"

"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."

"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"

I laughed. "I've heard that before."

"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."

I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"

Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.

There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.

Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.

crowboy-bebop

oh my fucking god

ladyothelakes

The Night Shepard

A little comic from last spring I made that hasn’t really had a home anywhere.

I liked the idea of immortality leading to a reverence for life and the world around it, rather than nihilism and wanton destruction. It was also a comforting thought that if immortal beings walked among us, they could see the future of our hope become a reality someday… so it felt relevant again.

estavionpira

No, yeah, it's really cool that you turned out to be the rightful holder of the Mandate of Heaven, that's fantastic, but you do know that you can only cash that in to become the emperor of China if you're within Chinese borders. That's the actual hard part. There have been like 30 known people with the Mandate of Heaven in the past 15 years, they just keep getting tracked down and executed by PLA hunter-killer teams before they make it over the border. There's naval mines all across the South China Sea to catch any rightful rulers trying to sail in under the radar too. Real tough stuff.

Would have been easier a few decades ago, but there's been, what, two, two and a half trillion yuan poured into reconnaissance and R&D since then. They can pinpoint the rightful ruler of China down to a 100-mile region anywhere on the world now. Spy satellites. Hope I didn't scare you too much. If it's worth anything, I think you've got a shot. You could get on a civilian flight to Beijing and see if they're willing to tank the diplomatic hit of shooting it down. That actually might work. Nah, I'm kidding ya. Seven of them tried that and got vaporized. You're fucked.