[AUTOPLAY] THE CHAMP IS HERE

[ceenation]

❝  This doesn't seem like an appropriate time for shoulder touching, ma'am.  ❞

[hariolor]

❝  Have you ever considered turning over a new leaf? I'm sure doing something good would give you a whole new perspective on life. Take it from someone who used to be a Heel.  ❞

[ceenation]

❝  Don't worry. I've got you covered.  ❞

❝  Hey guys. It's me, John Cena, from the hit game King Of Fighters AllStars.  ❞

[ceenation]

❝  Would you still love me... If I wasn't WWE Champion?  ❞

[lostusagis]

LOUD GASP!!!!!!!!!!

[ceenation]

❝  Kagura...  ❞

❝  Tell that bum Gintoki to quit ducking me. He owes me fifty dollars.  ❞

[ceenation]

❝  I've come to make an announcement: Paul 'Triple H' Levesque is a bitch-ass motherfucker--  ❞

[ceenation]

❝  In light of recent events, I have chosen to retract this announcement. And now must make a new announcement. Paul 'Triple H' Levesque is a STUPID bitch-ass motherfucker--  ❞

[ceenation]

❝  I've come to make an announcement: Paul 'Triple H' Levesque is a bitch-ass motherfucker--  ❞

[epitomees]

“IS THAT AMERICAN WRESTLER JOHN CENA?!?!”

[ceenation]

❝  At ease. I'm just as starstruck as you are. On behalf of all of humanity, I salute you for everything you've done.  ❞

[braveryhearted]

"Is that John Cena? I'm a huge fan".

[ceenation]

❝  Mr. Kent. I should be saying that to you. Your journalism has touched the hearts of millions. You and Ms. Lane are both shining examples of what the media needs in this day and age.  ❞

[ceenation]

🎺🎺🎺

❝  Nice to see even HUNTR/X rides with the Cenation. Big fan of yours too. You kill it on stage every single time, Mira.   ❞

[ceenation]

YOUVE RETURNED TO US IN OUR GREAT HOUR OF NEED

❝  Just like you've been there for all of us. You're just as much an inspiration to people as I am. Never forget that.  ❞

[dropletsofmuses]

(IM SORRY, WHAT)

[ceenation]

Insert horns blaring here.

[starfaite]

 ❝ PHEW! It is hot as hell in this [ 🛥️🛥️🛥️ ] ass, hot ass room i'm in - IS THAT JOHN CENA ?! ❞

[ceenation]

❝  THE CHAMP. IS. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE! Hope you'll be tuning in for my next Pay-per-view title fight.  ❞

[pomniegranate]

@ceenation Stop you're my husband,,,

Come to mama.

[ceenation]

❝  P-Pomni-sama.. What would the tabloids say if they knew..  ❞

[ceenation]

JOHN CENA WE MISSED YOU

❝  And I missed every single member of the Cenation. Glad to see you're all still with me.  ❞

[plasticsouled]

@ceenation said: ❝  Abby, right? From the Saja Boys? I'm a huge fan. I still listen to Your Idol when I'm on my flights.  ❞

unprompted: always accepting!

"Uwa! John Cena, no way! Thanks, man! We should so do a work out jam sesh together sometime!

[ceenation]

❝  Lifting weights? With my Bias? There would be no greater honor.  ❞

[cxffeeshxp]

❝  Remember to have a delicious bowl of fruity pebbles every day for breakfast.  ❞

{{ L }} "God, so not only is your rapping ASS but so is your choice in cereal? Fuck dude, get better taste, John Cena. Do better."

[ceenation]

❝  ...  ❞

❝  ..  ❞

❝  As of this moment, I will be retiring from Professional Wrestling.  ❞