cees

shitposts i guess

[contemptible-scoundrel]

seven nights of carnal passion in my lean-to

[contemptible-scoundrel]

let me treat u sexially girl

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]

[bvbblebeam]

happy pride everyone

[cetitanhasmoved]

Go to penis

Only if you come with me brother.

[cetitanhasmoved]

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[zoeberry]

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

[littleguysdaily]

[criatchura]

you forgor!!!!!! HIS PENITS!!!

[littleguysdaily]

Oh my god I forgot his peanut

[glyphsmash]

you are fucking died. game oval.

[quaintpanic]

[ches-nogat]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[cannibalcaprine]

K

[gumi-megpoidd]

U

[pepper-steak12]

N

[beetroot-merchant]

G

[four-two-six]

P

[ibuildblasters]

O

[shed-some-light]

W

[silaswhatever]

P

[beetroot-merchant]

U

[silly-gobbledygook-deactivated2]

S

[living-shifting-oil]

S

[asu-xu-namir]

Y

[star-mom-selkie]

[objectivistspiderman]

does covid fuck up your gag reflex

[nutsacktorturer]

are you having trouble in the men’s room

[objectivistspiderman]

I’m eating sausages and they’re just sliding down there whole like never before

[nutsacktorturer]

can we meet up

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[bloodbending]

super mario sunshine

[sobertwobit-deactivated20250518]

school starts in march and i'll have to go through the whole "i want to be called franco" explanation i've done since 7th grade again.

[ceesekeke]

So scared to come out because of this process of having to justify who you are and why you are. Good luck to all my trans and questioning pals.

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[kleefkruid]

huh.

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[isotopegirl-deactivated20240730]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cersei-the-truth-bombardier]

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

[chemicahs]

THE SHAPE MY FUCKING CAT IS MAKING RIGHT NOW?

[adams-r1b-deactivated20250516]

(detail from the San Barnaba Altarpiece (c. 1488) by Sandro Botticelli)

[patrochilles-or-bust]

I am begging so many people to figure this one out. Especially for Black men and other men of color.

[creatingblackcharacters]

"Don't let them fool you, Masculinity isn't the absence of everything gentle."

[d4rkerthanbl4ck-deactivated2025]

This will never not be funny to me.

[ceesekeke]

I'll show this to my mom when I'm brave enough.

[tothearkmoved]

Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.

James May