Be excellent to each other

27/She/It/Queer/Anarchist . there is no such thing as a "small" pleasure

[bowlingwithroman]

when the sly cooper furry porn isn't lore-accurate:

[normalwomansstuff-deactivated20]

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

[noname-human-being]

I suggest getting angrier about misogyny.

[noname-human-being]

"at least be nice about-" no. Girl. Kill him over it. We're done. It's been centuries of this bullshit since time immemorial and he hasn't learned. Obliterate him.

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[makingtrouble]

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[lena-oleanderson]

also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

[poshpostspoetry]

[Text id:

We Have Enough Dead Friends By LENA OLEANDERSON Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat. You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call. Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to. I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.

End text id]

[depsidase]

[pride-knightess]

Covered in fuckin' dots

[uristmcdorf]

Your starfield is one of the things I find especially beautiful about you tbh

[random-transfem-witch-punk]

Gorgeous!!!!

[pride-knightess]

N'awh c:

[ambientradiation]

Get adored and appreciated, dipshit!! >=3

[glimmerbulb]

Could she be any prettier? The mind boggles

[pride-knightess]

aah..

[ivyrotica]

faux sympathy is actually evil.

you’re ruining me, i’m shaking, barely coherent, and you have the audacity to say “i know, baby, it’s a lot, huh?” all sweet and condescending like yeah??? obviously??? but are you stopping? no :( you just keep going, all soft and sweet, acting like you feel bad while actively making it worse. it’s sick and i need more of it immediately.

[maidenofmadness]

Let us commune with the spirits of the night 🌙 ✨️

[mothervalfina-deactivated202407]

Y'all don't realize how much I love this girl and I'm so happy we share the same city.

[maidenofmadness]

We need to hang out soon!!!!

[bowelfly]

shronks

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

The call of the void… is an interesting aspect of human psychology

[lo1bits]

I’m not smart enough to understand what this means

[lebagelgirl]

(It means it needs a hug real bad </3)

[fallingtowers]

just thought you'd like to know that op of that post you just reblogged has a sex kink. yeah ive seen her porn blog and theres like zero inflation or latex or anything normal on there it's all gifs of naked people smushing their bodies together. it's disgusting

[sensualiseroticum]

[elisecairo]

[katherynefromphilly]

As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.

You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:

SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!

They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.

I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.

Give it a try.

[crotchfairies]

sorry for sexualizing icky gross things as if it’s my fault they’re all literally hot