[four-two-six]

i'm 426 (pronounced four-two-six), they/he/she message/ask me anything anytime my tagging system #reblog - any post i reblog from someone, myself included #text - any post i add text to #asks - any ask i receive and answer #art - posts that include my own art, also exceedingly rare #fanart #filter off - sexual or suggestive content at my discretion #shitpost - unserious nonsense i have ocs and i tag them on posts, either because that post involves/contains them or matches their aesthetic/story. more may be added. i love to talk about them #silas #nines #icarus #anton #malachai some of these ocs are eldritch gods. i also love to talk about these #artifice #primordial #vel-thuthaal #rhae-ilthar #oligotheon - unsorted manifestations, i edit the post when i decide personas may also make an appearance #four #the big bad wolf

[four-two-six]

looks at you with my evil, corrosive wet eyes

[pjharvey]

they should invent a sleep schedule. any at all

[anphivenas]

Its impossible to talk to this fucking guy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[prokopetz]

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

[davai-tovarisch]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[7dmom]

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[z-boson]

pro tip if you're ever stuck on a math problem you can try meowing at it. It wont help but you CAN try it.

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[glamazord]

women want me, men are fish

[steveyockey]

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

[raginrayguns]

I suspect that dressing like a whore would have more bite as an insult if I had grown up somewhere with street prostitutes

Are whores cool or uncool? I didn't know any so it's like a wizard or a used car salesman

[3000s]

its called a hog

[pukicho]

I put a belt buckle on the floor next to my bed, that way I can step on it and hurt my foot when I forget it’s there.

[mark-gently]

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

[the-haiku-bot]

“baby names” is a

real misnomer because they’re

often permanent

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.