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[ceffyjellynoodle]

SMOL DORKCHILD. SQUISHY CINNAMON BUN. BANANA BUNNY BABY.

ENDLESS SCREAMING.

[ceffyjellynoodle]

Doodle dump time!

To those following: Dorklord has a brother.

His brother is a dragon.

THE DRAGON IS HOT WHY

[neonyoshii]

Can you guys do me a favour?

Reblog this if you’d read a book featuring an asexual lead character

[the-real-seebs]

I have, at least a few times, I think.

[ceruleancynic]

YES PLEASE. 

[nowyoukno]

Now You Know (Source)

[fangirling-so-hard-rn]

Crows are scary They

use tools

Can be taught to speak (like parrots)

Have huge brains for birds

like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee

They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things

they are scary smart at solving puzzles

some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies

they can remember faces

SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.

They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now. (q) 

[doctormemelordmd]

Yeah but have you seen this 

[tertwig]

YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW! Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.

[zerosuitsushi-deactivated201811]

 I WANT ONE!

[stultiloquentia]

A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free.

[silverskygazer]

Crows are the best birds

[christopher-bryant]

I want 50

[collegeanxiety-blog]

COOLEST. BIRDS. EVER.

[coelasquid]

The best part of the mask experiment was that they DIDN’T recognize mask=douchebag. They attempted a control test with other masks and the crows largely ignored them, if I’m remembering the experiment correctly. The crows recognized that that one specific mask was the douchebag mask and that was the one the other crows zeroed in on, showing how highly honed their ability to discern (and possibly communicate) individual facial features is.

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[juliedillon]

This is an illustration I did for the August 2014 issue of Popular Science Magazine. The assignment was to show a scifi take on human aging in the future. I wanted to do something relatively positive, so I drew a lady whose life has been been prolonged through cybernetic enhancements and augmentation, so she gets to spend time with her great-great-great-great grandchildren. 

Thanks to AD Michelle Mruk!

[crispy-ghee]

this is beautiful

[avatar-dacia]

So I keep wanting to reblog Cyborg Matriarch here, but I keep losing track of her.

She’s not getting away this time.

[challahchic]

I really want a sci-fi story to go with this.

[ask-boshie-stuff]

Kittens are painful.

[ceffyjellynoodle]

Conversations with fic writers

Me: Sis, I need medical advice.

My Sister MD: ... for fanfiction?

Me: Yup!

My Sister MD: *sighs*

Me: So, listen - I need a body part that, when shot, will bleed lots, and the guy may even pass out from it, but other than the blood loss he'll be alright.

My Sister MD: I take it the penis is out of the questions?

Me: ... the penis is still necessary for important plot reasons later in the story.

[ceffyjellynoodle]

So I finally plucked up the courage to post, despite the crap camera quality and lack of colors. This is my take of the boss for the Enosiophobia (fear of criticism and/or committing an unforgivable sin) stage of Rebornica’s Night Terror! Upon reformation, they take up the name Gracie and keep track of the player’s achievements and best times/scores on the stages and minigames.

The stage itself would pretty distressing to most players, with lots of background whispers and mocking laughter and the boss itself constantly dishing out brutal criticism and insults and probably some unsettling dialogue which insinuates “something YOU know you did, you trash”, and it’s highly recommended to ramp up Vince’s talkativeness setting to maximum before tackling this stage. The battle with Enosiophobia’s first form would pretty much be a puzzle battle where you have to track where the mocking dialogue is and blasting at it until the boss falls down. The second form would be more straightforward smashing and hitting, though, and considered one of the downright scariest.

Second form under the cut for body horror:

... yeah, we’d better start running. Though I *am* contemplating on a less horrifying, “censored” version of this boss’s design.

[cornetwrites]

Homestuck???

Basically I think it was Cef and Aryashi who joked about Elliot having been a Homestuck fan in his life prior to C&S (and being one in GS where he still has access to The Internet As We Know It) since he’s in the right age bracket/demographic/setting for it, and the image was funny and it fit his character so I made it canon. Also I wanted ONE of those answers not to be depressing. (For the record I’ve never read Homestuck myself.)

[ceffyjellynoodle]

For the record, it started with this post of mine:

http://ceffyjellynoodle.tumblr.com/post/60312788414/so-i-promised-cornet-a-draw-no-he-is-not-a

A short conversation about him going to school in it and attracting a dozen Homestucks followed, and things went downhill from there. And that is why he is a loud unrepentant Homestuck now

[ceffyjellynoodle]

Almost forgot to post these! And here we see Cornet’s unironically awkward dumb children in all their ‘splendor’. Awkward teens facing horrid and heavy situations give me life lol

[hijabihybrid]

People say they hate Islam, they don’t even know Islam. Probably more than half of America can’t even tell the difference between a Sikh, Hindu, and Muslim. To them, brown+extra clothing= islamic terrorists. Ask a Sikh how many times he gets called a terrorist for wearing his turban. People are so ignorant it’s not even funny, well sometimes it’s funny. Like when they say “you don’t eat pork? I thought you couldn’t eat cow” Haha #EducateAmerica

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

you ever notice a lot of stuff is considered poor and gross unless its upper middle class (white) people doing it

food trucks in the 90s were the realm of taco trucks and fairground food and were always considered unhygienic and nasty until all these rich city kids started opening food trucks and now they’re “trendy” and “innovative”

riding your bike to work is only considered geofriendly if you can also afford to drive a car but don’t want to, then you’re saving the earth, everyone else isn’t somehow??

recycling old cheap stuff to be used as furniture and wearing really old clothing is a sign of poverty unless you’re doing it a certain way or wearing a certain kind of old clothing

double standards are gross and you should expose them in your life as much as possible

[bloomer-810-blog]

Steven Universe has seen/been

Pearl be stabbed in the gut by herself and then disappear into a gem for 2 weeks, leaving him with the evil clone of herself

 Garnet be literally split in half. The person he thinks the strongest be literally split in HALF.

 Amethyst turning into his dead mother and freaking out his father to the point he was shutting down

 Amethyst (nearly) get crushed by a rock and found out she was meant to be evil and saw her completely break down

Amethyst falling off a fucking cliff and had to watch helpless as her body started malfunctioning knowing he had the power to reverse it but didn’t know how 

Lars making fun of his dead mother 

Connie being drowned in a bubble of water 

his three maternal figures chasing after him and Connie angrily in a giant monster form 

headbutted unconscious by a giant threat who insulted his mother, split up Garnet, and imprisoned him and his friends to take him to a strange dangerous planet

Pearl lash out at him and ran away from him, left him to fall off a giant fucking rock in the sky and made him climb back up

Garnet looking at him furious and chasing after him

Felt Connie’s panic attack, foreign for Steven 

eaten by a fucking bird

potential deaths and dangers constantly in Future Vision and Winter Forecast

Lapis Lazuli being forced to fuse into a monster and drag herself to the bottom of the ocean 

nearly got squashed by Peridot’s machine fist after trying to be friendly to her 

Saw Sadie and Lars be eaten by a haunted lighthouse 

Centipeedle sacrifice itself for Steven

The fusion of two of his mother figures attacking the other mother figure, while the latter lost hope 

blamed by his family for taking away his mother 

Steven Universe hasn’t seen/been

His own mother

hopeless.

So don’t EVER say Steven is a weak character.

[hammyterasu]

He’s a little king honestly

[brujitabat]

Twitter shots on the Ferguson decision