[desertbroadd]

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

[unclefather]

i don’t see why a “hung jury” would be a bad thing? we love big dicks

[telltaletypist]

[autistic-stedebonnet]

everyone: mr. darcy is so prideful, how dare he not speak to people. so rude.

mr. darcy: *having a panic attack*

[whoreapologist]

i love abortion and i love divorce

[jpegfantasy]

[killowave]

[clem-style-deactivated20191229]

[angelicguy]

whoever discovered garlic got his cock sucked so much i bet

[elvistheonlyking]

[elvis-pink-cadillac-deactivated]

Elvis Presley Cheesin’ Appreciation Post

[elvislittleone]

[vinceveretts]

‘68 Comeback Special

[chloebeaulieu]

Elvis and Priscilla, 1969.

[music-is-my-life-man]

Elvis Presley, 1969

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

Heavy Metal Massacre | 1989

[nourrice]

I don’t think I’ve ever been in love I’m just very dramatic

[vanish]

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