I bleed no blood and I'll never die! (she/her)

raven cycle, dead boy detectives, marauders, taskmaster, general gay shit

[sayruq]

If you feel this way, here are some Gofundmes you can donate to

Abu Shammalah Family (€953/100,000)

Moment Alostaz family (€7,539/70,000)

Youssef family (€9,395/50,000)

Renad & Her Family (£9,696/25,000)

Alia's Family (€7,870/30,000)

Mohamed Hamad and his family (£3,872/50,000)

Safaa and her family (€9,757/20,000)

Maliha Family (€23,446/32,000)

Mahmoud Abu Hamam (CAD $5,348/10,000)

Eman Abuhayya Family (AUD $40,455/85,684)

Ezzideen & his Family (€26,314/75,000)

Ahmed's family (€4,658/70,000)

Let's do our part to help the people of Gaza!!!!

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[trappedinmyoldways]

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

If you ever want to talk, my ask box is always open

[bill-son-of-boreas]

@lady-artemis

Don’t you have a massive set of pings? Ping them.

[lady-artemis]

Ooc: will do m'dear(platonic)

@armed-water-man @blessing-of-fortune @dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine @dionysus-godofwineandmadness @godly-fedex-guy @goddess-of-wisdomandwar @god-of-fire-ig @godlyupsguy @horsey-twinkletoes @im-aphrodite-dearies @lovelustandpixiestix @lordofsummergodofrizz @mr-brunner-offical @mother-of-the-gods @one-of-apollos @one-and-only-ariadne @oneofaphroditesmanykids @pallas-athene-wargoddess @percys-blue-food-vendor @roman-goddess-of-war @spring-underworld-queen @the-laurel-nymph @tartarus-andchaosisheretoo @thunder-pants @the-obsidian-king @the-god-of-sun @thementallyunwellapollochild @unproblematic-hestia @zoe-can-see-the-stars-again (sorry to anyone who didn’t wanna be tagged)

[pinecone-face-thalia]

@repairboyy @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @jas0n–grace @hazel-the-jewel @frank-zhang-praetor @bestdaughterofbellona @grover-the-can-eater @chb-top-medic @i-wish-i-was-sleeping-rn @p1per-mclean

[moonssong2]

@saturnsconstellation @addsalwayssick @daydream-of-a-wallflower @g3nd3rflu1d @krowiathemythologynerd @lavenderfairiez @lana-maeve-occasionally-reads @lienspien @novathevamp @owlscanread25

[mae-occasionally-reads]

right tagging literally all my mutuals bc i think this is very important so sorry if you’ve alr been tagged

PLEASE REBLOG <333

@romanceisntdead21 @nothing-but-glitter-and-lashes @garden-of-runar @m0ngrxl @thelyricthepoetthedreamer

@lunasky2491 @themortalityofundyingstars @lilithsfatality @just–a–random–human–being @corinneglass

@pidgeonishome @starfailsstuff @honeyedagger @saturnsconstellation @currentstatusdaydreaming

@dandelionflowery @electric-sheeeep @ooggie-boogie-man @the-only-country @lienspien

@queen-court @zacshian @moon-girl88 @jmeslovr @moonaged-moony

@thund3randrain @wolfstaridiot08 @starmanbutitsregulusblack @theseerbetweenus @novathevamp

@addsalwayssick @ethebarbie @litteralytoriatp @runwiththerain @dippyfresh14

@drowninkystar @cressthebest @marylily-my-beloved @mystiriuminc @regulus-drowned-lol

@elliot-jean @t1oui @ilcuoredinchiostro @cosmicstarbrownie @calypso-daughter-of-atlas

@aesthetic-writer18 @vegaverse4k @my-castles-crumbling @queen-of-weird-girl-nation @chaserofstars11

@nicoloowiarchz @rosiestarmoon @vintagetee13 @jovienna @roadkill111

@helpimhopelesslyinlove @shootingthe-stars @manwrre @starrylayle @yeeteddemigod

@drop-cherries @tequilaqueen @kat-xox @dorcasmckinnonn @jfploverforlyfe

@lionmythflower @cazzythefrogking @prongsie-kins @prongsieeee @ddanthedumbass

@simp-for-fiction @messervixen @homeless-ghost-71 @bunniesandsilk @starman-waitinginthesky81

@iwasgrinninglikeimwinning @mutateddinonugget @petals2fish @fireplace-ashes13 @star4daisy

@cosmicst4rs @happycatfish @fin-likes-marauders @sky-writes-thingss @bowiesawizardmoony

@s0ny2k8 @madsbrainrot1 @venusplanetoflove2 @bugladee @liivsstuff

@myfavcharacterdidntdrown @heartsforlily @causereyna-artie @assortedriceballs @mysteriouswolf

@howmanyfrecklesdoyousee @cat-s0ul @pid-widgin @samynnad102687 @halucynator

@kitaylo @moonysversion @reesespenisbutercups @transfemjimmysolidarity @alxssarosex

@wowthatsextra @tistheblackraven @thatrandommatildafan @lilithisrunningwithscissors @lonlylook

@blueironywrites @eggs-mushrooms-moths-and-gay @timatime0 @motherfuckingbrad @norakelly

@ace-aussie-asshole @chace-vito @jenlupinlovesdavidtennant @honeybcj @gojohowl

@cowboylikericky

[starman-waitinginthesky81]

i don’t have nearly this many mutuals but..

sorry if you’ve already been tagged

@teafromthemicrowave @ananxiousgenz @gods-graveyard @jegulus4444 @none-of-it-was-accidental @iliketoreadstuf

@you-need-not-apply @oddbrainedtboy @frunkygreenman @catinasink @jenlupinlovesdavidtennant @reg-cann0t-swim @moonysfavoritetoast @ashes-to-ashesxx @eggs-mushrooms-moths-and-gay

@starmanlupinn @knockoff-conlon @accio-sriracha @reachingformyknife @moonysversion @psychicconnoisseurbouquet

@heliosinwater @dorcasmckinnonn @my-castles-crumbling @picklerab23 @cazzythefrogking @aesthetic-solar-space @moonysmates

@that-bitch-kat3 @saintchaser @numberoneprongsfan @moonlvr69 @flowersforfrancis @limelightofpolaris

please reblog this is so important

[celebratory-bananas]

my name is Charles Rowland, and I was killed in 1989!!!!

[celebratory-bananas]

in desperate need of a charles and edwin edit with waiting room by phoebe bridgers.

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[addiewho]

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

[boy-in-the-stars]

pinning thissss

[fiddlepickdouglas]

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

[nyxsomnia7]

I’m fully aware I will need this at some point.

[celebratory-bananas]

ronan lynch, is that you?

[celebratory-bananas]

when ares started slow clapping after percy beat him in the fight, I thought for sure he was going to start singing the consensus song.

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[possums-against-cops]

this post must be reblogged by everyone

[celebratory-bananas]

just some taskmaster quotes out of context...

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice onto the crotch of your safari suit and have a breakdown!

There is pineapple in my ass, correct.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SHOVED IT UP MY ASS!

Thank you very much for your nice message of welcome. Please excuse me while I grind fox faeces into this salutation.

I WILL BREATHE DOWN A PHONE TODAY!

You were mystified by your own balls!

I'm not sure that the anti-capitalist stance was brought home by the toast- titted woman.

It was like someone choreographing a ballet and then coming onto the stage afterwards and having a shit!

IT'S NOT FARTY!

Marco bit your balls, though!

YAHOO! I'M GOING TO THE SHED!

But how am I supposed to kill you with your own shoes?

I'LL HIT YOU LATER WHEN YOU'RE MAKING A CUP OF TEA!!

[celebratory-bananas]

I would PAY to see the teams from taskmaster season 7 attempt the karaoke task from season 10. Can you imagine Rhod Gilbert, Phil Wang and James Acaster singing Somebody You Trust?

Pure gold.

[celebratory-bananas]

Things that I hope happen in season 5:

1. Ronance get Murrayed

2. Ronance get married

[celebratory-bananas]

[celebratory-bananas]

[celebratory-bananas]

Steve: Hey Eddie, what's up?

Eddie: Up is a 2009 computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. The film was directed by Pete Docter, co-directed by Bob Peterson (in his feature directorial debut...)

Steve: Why do I try?

[celebratory-bananas]

[celebratory-bananas]

Dustin: *pokes Steve with metal detector*

Dustin: Nope

Dustin: *pokes Robin with metal detector*

Dustin: Nope

Dustin: *pokes Eddie with metal detector, it beeps*

Dustin: MOST! METAL! EVERRRRR!

[celebratory-bananas]

If Taylor is not mskingbean89, then why does she keep referencing maps?