Artemis Goddess of the moon

this is an RP blog :3

[lady-artemis]

Hey Artemis? On a scale of one to Pallas and Athena, how close do you think you are with Apollo?

I'd like to think maybe like an 8, we're close, but not Other Greek God Siblings close

[revivivivify]

Let’s be portable with mama

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

@meepmoopmaap @punkstarrr

Dio dragging his kids away from mischief

[meepmoopmaap]

"DAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASEPLEAPLSEAPLE"

^Dennis as he is being drug away from explosives

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

“NO?! I already told you to stop fucking with bombs-“

[meepmoopmaap]

"I just wanna look at em!" <lies

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

“Absolutely not! Us above, Why are my oldest kids like this…?”

[lady-artemis]

Dionysus, it's your own fault, they get it from you

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

“They do NOT!”

[lady-artemis]

What exactly are you god of again? Because unless I'm mistaken you're god of MADNESS

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

“Still not my fault!! 😒”

[lady-artemis]

You are the parent with the most direct and scheduled influence on your kids WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT YOUR FAULT

[revivivivify]

Let’s be portable with mama

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

@meepmoopmaap @punkstarrr

Dio dragging his kids away from mischief

[meepmoopmaap]

"DAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASEPLEAPLSEAPLE"

^Dennis as he is being drug away from explosives

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

“NO?! I already told you to stop fucking with bombs-“

[meepmoopmaap]

"I just wanna look at em!" <lies

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

“Absolutely not! Us above, Why are my oldest kids like this…?”

[lady-artemis]

Dionysus, it's your own fault, they get it from you

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

“They do NOT!”

[lady-artemis]

What exactly are you god of again? Because unless I'm mistaken you're god of MADNESS

[revivivivify]

Let’s be portable with mama

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

@meepmoopmaap @punkstarrr

Dio dragging his kids away from mischief

[meepmoopmaap]

"DAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASEPLEAPLSEAPLE"

^Dennis as he is being drug away from explosives

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

“NO?! I already told you to stop fucking with bombs-“

[meepmoopmaap]

"I just wanna look at em!" <lies

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

“Absolutely not! Us above, Why are my oldest kids like this…?”

[lady-artemis]

Dionysus, it's your own fault, they get it from you

[lady-artemis]

Hypothetically, completely hypothetically, if I...say...accidentally broke, for example, Thalia's arm, that wouldn't be bad, right?

OH MY ME

[lady-artemis]

so, completely hypothetically, would holding the sky harm a child of Zeus more than a normal demigod? For example, would @badassthalia get more white hair than Annabeth and Percy did, if she held it the same amount of time as Annabeth?

What did you do

[badassthalia]

HI so um why is anon considering torturing me? Mom I'm scared

[lady-artemis]

Worry not my child, I'll turn them into a hound

[lady-artemis]

so, completely hypothetically, would holding the sky harm a child of Zeus more than a normal demigod? For example, would @badassthalia get more white hair than Annabeth and Percy did, if she held it the same amount of time as Annabeth?

What did you do

[blu3razz-and-insanity]

ANOTHER Percy Jackson, Son of Dionysus AU moodboard.

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

Yup. This is my kid. 100% my kid. Yea.

[blu3razz-and-insanity]

Uh-huh…..

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

HES MY KID GUYS. FOR REALS.

[blu3razz-and-insanity]

Definitely. :|

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

You are! Just…stay away from like- the ocean yea?

[blu3razz-and-insanity]

What about the creek? :( I like hanging out at the creek…

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

Ehhhh- Maybe just stay on land? Away from water? For no specific reason at all-

[meepmoopmaap]

Dad. Dad he looks nothing like us. Where did this child come from.

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

Uh- gods genes don’t work the same way as mortals ones. Peter is your brother- Be nice to him.

[meepmoopmaap]

You dont even know his name!??!?! Where did this kid come from? I've had 4 years to get fucked over by angry gods (dont ask). Im not dealing with it again cuz you grabbed someone's kid

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

I know his name! He’s my son! and your brother!

[meepmoopmaap]

He barely has any of our powers! ...also the horses really like him. Dad you know what that means. you know what a horse kid could mean.

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

Horses are just- friendly animals.

[meepmoopmaap]

I caught him holding a conversation with one.

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

He’s a weird kid- talks to lots of animals ok? He’s. Mine.

[blu3razz-and-insanity]

“Yeah- Dolphins and leopards. And horses.”

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

Just dolphins and leopards.

[blu3razz-and-insanity]

🤨

[dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine]

😐

[lady-artemis]

@armed-water-man

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[quasi-normalcy]

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

[viscerawizard]

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

[agentleem]

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

[insertblogaesthetichere]

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

[hecateisalesbian]

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

[a-royal-sage]

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

[aroace-ominous-threats]

Oopsie

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

[this-threat-is-ominous]

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

[list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats]

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

[a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats]

GET DA BISH.

[pinterest-real]

sic em

@totally-bing

@totally-official-yahoo

@totally-microsoft

@the-true-internet-explorer

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@the-real-google

@subway-offical

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@forever-scotland

attacl

[actual-aspec-military]

You know what to do soldiers.

[canadian-hellbird]

Reeeeeeaal shame I hit that button

[reallytimhortons]

If I reblogged this, it sure would be a shame, wouldn’t it? Oopsie! My hand slipped!

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I’ll reblog that!

[is-a-b3llaaah]

@real-british-empire

It’d be a shame… if someone stole this post. From america.

[sensoryscorpio]

oh it’d be just a downright SHAME if i were to reblog this

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

> Beep Boop!! [^_^]

> Oh no!! I accidentally tagged a bunch of silly bots!! [>o<]

@robotgirlservos @electro-mechanical @eroticismofthemachinedetector @transhuman-priestess @yet-another-robotgirl @universal-serialbus @improper-maid @objectumconfessional @orthographicviewscannotbetumbled @officialdragonslayr @ashenthorns @failgynoid @fissile-materialism @fivepebbles @finitestateai @wrapmeincables @robot-girl-bites @robotgirlhardware @robotgirltail @ze-zerro @girlmachinezeph @girl-processing-unit @glitchgirlgasm @j4d3d-w0m4n @jadedwoman @lesbiam-robotgurl @computer-kisser @virtualgirladv @battery-included @n0va-pkt @noizepushr @moonwiretherobot @mindless-machinegirl

[the-real-nevada]

why it’d just be a shame if this were spread further wouldn’t it

[zsam-the-xkelepunz]

oopsie, misclicked. Tee hee

[totally-ironland]

Reminder: The guy’s name is Lieutenant John Pike, in case you missed it above

[the1andonly-adrienbillcipherfan]

oh no it would be sooo bad if I accidentally summoned my mutuals

@thatacefrog

@literallylink–who-tf-is-ravioli

@buggz-owlz

@chaos-triangle (hey star mind summoning literally everyone-)

[chaos-triangle]

On it!

@kianf1sh @mildlybizarrecorvid @moonys-chaos @writingnotes520 @stories-i-guess @bewarethecircles @swords-and-chaos @sillyguyz4ever @spikeplushiehaj @kittyofthestarz @happilycyberobject @mabelpinesgrapplinghookxoxo01 @chaos-creature-on-the-roof @fireflychaosdemon @thatacefrog @that-0ne-sam @audhdprincess @0mr-friendly0 @ace-does-nerd-stuff @venus-salam-the-puppet @letsplayhydeandseek @sapient-marshmallow-princess (the master mellow mind)

[sillyguyz4ever]

Screw the police

Free palestine

Peace 4 Ukraine

@c0rpseflowerz

@numba1kittytdrrkinkawaii

@chaos-triangle

@ my moots

[chaos-triangle]

Thank ya for summoning me yet again to this post!

@freakasaurus-rex @thatacefrog @that-weird-bee @evilscientist3 @a-calico-rabbit @weirdmageddon @weirdness-is-good @abd-illustrates @ghost-esc-tacy @bee-snail @bees-official @xx-th33-s1lly-0n3-xx @xx-d3m0n-k33p3r-d4rk-xx @aron-artist @kermit-the-fag-uwu @dungeonlv1

anyone else that I forgot this time an’ last time! There’re a lotta ya!

[a-calico-rabbit]

A damn crying shame….

[schrodingers-sanity]

@regnbagshaj

[regnbagshaj]

oops! my finger slipped

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

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@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@starz-rambles

@larryhaj

@the-purpursparv

@the-rod-katthaj

[lady-artemis]

Whoopsie...

@frank-zhang-skreee

@thementallyillapollochild

@armed-water-man

@dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine

@thunder-pants

@blessing-of-fortune

@silena-beauregard-official

@tartarus-andchaosisheretoo

@leotheflameohotman

@goddess-of-wisdomandwar

@godlyupsguy

[i-am-a-fish]

EAT THE MOON

Eat the MOON dude

eat the MOON

I don't gotta explain anything

The objective could not be more clear

get up and

eat the moon

go go GO GO GO

You've always wanted to eat the moon

gO GO GO GO GO GO

[the-actual-ocean]

Please do Not, actually.

[lady-artemis]

Do NOT

[lady-artemis]

Hello Artemis, how are you?

@tsukoyomi-no-mikoto

I am well, and you?

[favourite-of-khaos]

I am doing quite well

[lady-artemis]

That is very good, it's always nice to see my fellow moon deitys are doing well

[lady-artemis]

Hello Artemis, how are you?

@tsukoyomi-no-mikoto

I am well, and you?

[lady-artemis]

Oh wow so uhhh you're my aunt? I don't say this very often but you rock. 👍 - Vienna @folkgod

Thank you, child

[lady-artemis]

miss... uh...?? lady artemis, are century old transfem skeletal girls with no hunting experience allowed to join the hunt

Indeed they are, I take it you wish to join us?

[backsurasy]

could you draw Zöe and Thalia?

Capture the flag

[lady-artemis]

I miss Zoe

[lady-artemis]

Hephaestus is currently in the forest testing a new bow he made

@god-of-smithing-and-cozy-vibes

Ah, hephaestus, hello, its nice to see you again

[ur-daily-inspiration]

When i say I'm OBSESSED..✨️☀️🌙

[cerseimikaelson]

Why is this Apollo and Artemis' birthday cakes, for real?

Those of you that get it, get it.