Hey Artemis? On a scale of one to Pallas and Athena, how close do you think you are with Apollo?
I'd like to think maybe like an 8, we're close, but not Other Greek God Siblings close

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Hey Artemis? On a scale of one to Pallas and Athena, how close do you think you are with Apollo?
I'd like to think maybe like an 8, we're close, but not Other Greek God Siblings close
Let’s be portable with mama
@meepmoopmaap @punkstarrr
Dio dragging his kids away from mischief
"DAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASEPLEAPLSEAPLE"
^Dennis as he is being drug away from explosives
“NO?! I already told you to stop fucking with bombs-“
"I just wanna look at em!" <lies
“Absolutely not! Us above, Why are my oldest kids like this…?”
Dionysus, it's your own fault, they get it from you
“They do NOT!”
What exactly are you god of again? Because unless I'm mistaken you're god of MADNESS
“Still not my fault!! 😒”
You are the parent with the most direct and scheduled influence on your kids WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT YOUR FAULT
Let’s be portable with mama
@meepmoopmaap @punkstarrr
Dio dragging his kids away from mischief
"DAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASEPLEAPLSEAPLE"
^Dennis as he is being drug away from explosives
“NO?! I already told you to stop fucking with bombs-“
"I just wanna look at em!" <lies
“Absolutely not! Us above, Why are my oldest kids like this…?”
Dionysus, it's your own fault, they get it from you
“They do NOT!”
What exactly are you god of again? Because unless I'm mistaken you're god of MADNESS
Let’s be portable with mama
@meepmoopmaap @punkstarrr
Dio dragging his kids away from mischief
"DAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASEPLEAPLSEAPLE"
^Dennis as he is being drug away from explosives
“NO?! I already told you to stop fucking with bombs-“
"I just wanna look at em!" <lies
“Absolutely not! Us above, Why are my oldest kids like this…?”
Dionysus, it's your own fault, they get it from you
Hypothetically, completely hypothetically, if I...say...accidentally broke, for example, Thalia's arm, that wouldn't be bad, right?
OH MY ME
so, completely hypothetically, would holding the sky harm a child of Zeus more than a normal demigod? For example, would @badassthalia get more white hair than Annabeth and Percy did, if she held it the same amount of time as Annabeth?
What did you do
HI so um why is anon considering torturing me? Mom I'm scared
Worry not my child, I'll turn them into a hound
so, completely hypothetically, would holding the sky harm a child of Zeus more than a normal demigod? For example, would @badassthalia get more white hair than Annabeth and Percy did, if she held it the same amount of time as Annabeth?
What did you do
ANOTHER Percy Jackson, Son of Dionysus AU moodboard.
Yup. This is my kid. 100% my kid. Yea.
Uh-huh…..
HES MY KID GUYS. FOR REALS.
Definitely. :|
You are! Just…stay away from like- the ocean yea?
What about the creek? :( I like hanging out at the creek…
Ehhhh- Maybe just stay on land? Away from water? For no specific reason at all-
Dad. Dad he looks nothing like us. Where did this child come from.
Uh- gods genes don’t work the same way as mortals ones. Peter is your brother- Be nice to him.
You dont even know his name!??!?! Where did this kid come from? I've had 4 years to get fucked over by angry gods (dont ask). Im not dealing with it again cuz you grabbed someone's kid
I know his name! He’s my son! and your brother!
He barely has any of our powers! ...also the horses really like him. Dad you know what that means. you know what a horse kid could mean.
Horses are just- friendly animals.
I caught him holding a conversation with one.
He’s a weird kid- talks to lots of animals ok? He’s. Mine.
“Yeah- Dolphins and leopards. And horses.”
Just dolphins and leopards.
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Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.
And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:
Darn shame if this circulated…
So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?
T R I P L E K I L L
DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.
Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy
Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)
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Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button
damn better not….tag some famous people
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Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage
@amongussexgif (/nf)
oh noooooo… how could this have happened…
Oopsie
Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this
I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm
Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble
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refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list
GET DA BISH.
sic em
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You know what to do soldiers.
Reeeeeeaal shame I hit that button
If I reblogged this, it sure would be a shame, wouldn’t it? Oopsie! My hand slipped!
Yeah okay, I’ll reblog that!
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It’d be a shame… if someone stole this post. From america.
oh it’d be just a downright SHAME if i were to reblog this
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> Oh no!! I accidentally tagged a bunch of silly bots!! [>o<]
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why it’d just be a shame if this were spread further wouldn’t it
oopsie, misclicked. Tee hee
Reminder: The guy’s name is Lieutenant John Pike, in case you missed it above
oh no it would be sooo bad if I accidentally summoned my mutuals
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On it!
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Screw the police
Free palestine
Peace 4 Ukraine
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@ my moots
Thank ya for summoning me yet again to this post!
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anyone else that I forgot this time an’ last time! There’re a lotta ya!
A damn crying shame….
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oops! my finger slipped
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Whoopsie...
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EAT THE MOON
Eat the MOON dude
eat the MOON
I don't gotta explain anything
The objective could not be more clear
get up and
eat the moon
go go GO GO GO
You've always wanted to eat the moon
gO GO GO GO GO GO
Please do Not, actually.
Do NOT
Hello Artemis, how are you?
@tsukoyomi-no-mikoto
I am well, and you?
I am doing quite well
That is very good, it's always nice to see my fellow moon deitys are doing well
Hello Artemis, how are you?
@tsukoyomi-no-mikoto
I am well, and you?
Oh wow so uhhh you're my aunt? I don't say this very often but you rock. 👍 - Vienna @folkgod
Thank you, child
miss... uh...?? lady artemis, are century old transfem skeletal girls with no hunting experience allowed to join the hunt
Indeed they are, I take it you wish to join us?
could you draw Zöe and Thalia?
Capture the flag
I miss Zoe
Hephaestus is currently in the forest testing a new bow he made
@god-of-smithing-and-cozy-vibes
Ah, hephaestus, hello, its nice to see you again
When i say I'm OBSESSED..✨️☀️🌙
Why is this Apollo and Artemis' birthday cakes, for real?
Those of you that get it, get it.