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celestial-citrus-archive

ladies what should i draw on the first page of my sketchbook

celestial-citrus-archive

nobody responded fast enough so here's me about to be squashed by a giant lemon

celestial-citrus-archive

time to bring this back

techiroa

It's December. Prepare for war.

#iz

gospel-art-project

O C T O B E R 3 1 s t

#you understand me‚ don't queue

orion46037

#hk

hellsite-yano

>"nobody's gonna help you in the real world!!"

>go outside

>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it

kosmogrl

discoursedrome

monks debating whether vows of silence should still allow you to leave emoji reacts on the monastery groupchat

madseance

Somehow it feels like tumblr is accidentally the perfect social media site, because none of the things that I love about it make sense as features the way we use them. Tags are for organization, but we also use them to have our little thoughts in without raising them to the status of main text. The queue makes sense for keeping a steady stream of Content going if you're trying to Build a Social Media Presence, but really we use it just to bank posts we want to reblog without flooding everyone else's dash. You can't see how many followers anyone else has, which I just have to assume was an oversight because it flies in the face of everything about social media, and it's great because you can never quantify anyone's Influence so everyone's essentially on the same level. There's no way they planned for giffing to become such a Thing, because before tumblr, gifs were practically relics of the early internet days, a novelty, usually kind of tacky, and now they've become a sort of folk art form. You can reblog an entire conversation, not just a single post, so there's a whole genre of humor that exists here that can't really propagate like that on any other social platform. Honestly this website is just a little freak of nature that cannot possibly have been intended, and that's why no media company has been able to figure out what to do with it, because it makes no sense within the larger social media ecosystem. I love it.

omnybus

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

travesty-majesty

OP this is such a raw line what the fuck

mongrel-mage

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

caffeineecold

hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

caffeineecold

don't be funnier than me on my own post

kochofairy

redeemed-renewed-restored

exxhaustedhope

Do you think misogyny is…

Not an issue at all

Not a societal issue, but a personal issue of some individuals

Not a societal issue, but a personal issue of many individuals

A minor societal issue

A major societal issue

Voting ended onOct 31, 2024

Personal issue = individual people who are personally misogynists

Societal issue = there are so many people who are misogynists that it affects society at large

#i voted the third option but im having second thoughts now

moonlightredfern

Thinking about the whole job application process and realized I have advice that might be helpful to people who are just starting out in it:

Stop thinking about yourself.

If they asked for “proficiency in x” don’t get caught up in whether you’re the best person you know in X or whatever.

Think about the hiring manager. All they want is to have the damn job filled to a competency level where they can forget about it. They aren’t asking “are you the best person ever to exist” they are asking “can you do the damn job or not”

Do not make them wade through your word salad of insecurity to try and figure out if you can do the job. That’s work. They don’t want to work. They want to hire you to work.

If you’re comfortable with the idea of getting the job and actually doing those tasks every day, then you are qualified. Now it’s your job to explain to them why your previous experience + personality makes you qualified.

Spinning your experience takes work but that work does not make it a lie. It just makes it work. Don’t make the hiring manager guess why you will be good at the job. Tell them directly.

Go through the job description, pull out traits and skills they want, show that in your work history.

Tl;Dr If you’re getting bogged down in self-doubt, think about the tired hiring manager and write for them. They’ve likely been doing 2 jobs for one paycheck for months and they’ll be so happy you made things easier on them.

#hm