lance used to shoplift when he was younger
only ever from big corporations, he stopped when he found out that it only hurt the employees, not the stores
still has shoplifting and pickpocketing experience though
a fun game he plays with himself is ‘how many things can I steal from right under Shiro’s nose’
Shiro and Lance could have a full engaging conversation and when Lance goes to leave he just empties his pockets and hands over a fork, the tv remote, and the black bayard
Shiro’s gobsmacked every time
on a sketchy planet, someone lifts Lance’s his wallet
he just laughs and goes ‘nice try kid, hand it over’
nobody else even realized they were being stolen from but Lance knew right away
someone lifts Keith’s knife and he’s pissed about it
Lance spots it and does the classic ‘oh I’m so sorry for bumping into you! here let me straighten you out’ lift
he just tosses the knife back to Keith and goes ‘hang onto it if you don’t want it gone again’
Keith becomes the ‘mark me down for horny and afraid’ meme
lance whipping his helmet off and his too-long hair falls on his face and he just flicks it away and smirks
foul-mouthed lance who had to learn to stop swearing, but once in a while slips up and starts a curse word, but gets a glare from Shiro and switches the word halfway through
“I totally had that! this is such bullllllllllllcrud”
“shitake mushrooms are fantastic on pizza. hunk, have you ever tried it?”
“ah fuck me” “LANCE” “it was a genuine request”
“All I’m saying is, give me Keith’s knife and 20 minutes, we’ll have our answers”
“lance I’m not going to let you threaten him”
“what? I was gonna challenge him to the knife game. I’m amazing at that”
lance finds royal jewellery and Allura says he can have whatever he wants, she doesn’t really wear it, so he walks around with a nice blueish gold chain around his neck
he also finds some nice earrings but because he spaces he cant really wear them
(his gauges aren’t big at all and since he’s in space he cant really go any bigger, so it works)
but there isn’t really a professional piercing place anywhere in space so he just. gets a needle and some ice and he and hunk pierce his ears in the kitchen
keith thinks its cool and wants his ears pierced too
he struggles to keep his flinch down, but mostly stays straight-faced
punk lance in ripped skinnies, a loose tank top, black beanie, and piercings, rolling in on space heelies
punk lance who misses his skateboard so he and pidge build one together
lance teaching pidge how to skateboard
shes got on her paladin helmet and some makeshift kneepads
he’s pushing her waist and eventually just pushes and let’s go
she flails but she stays on and he’s so proud!
they make her her own skateboard
when they save matt the 3 of them can be found skateboarding down the castle hallways with shades on and the killers playing in the background
the team saves a planet with lots of kids
they all love lance and lance loves them
Keith’s super awkward but he loves watching lance with the kids
the paladins have to go to a meeting but the kids don’t want to leave lance so they just….come along
this planet has some washable paint so while lance is in his Important Business Meeting™️ the kids sit beside him and paint his tattoos
it’s ridiculous, he’s got green fire and red water and the trees have polka dots but he loves it, he loves it so much
he kinda doesn’t want to wash it off but he knows he’ll eventually have to
he takes pictures of his arm though for future reference and thinks maybe he’ll get some polka dots on one of the trees next time they visit a planet that tattoos
the kids see Keith, who looks a little delinquent-ish himself, and wonder why he “doesn’t have any drawings?”
so Keith sighs, takes off his jacket, and lets the kids paint his arms too
lance and Keith sitting across from each other with alien children painting their arms
keiths talking about a drawing one of the kids did on his right arm, how it sorta looks like the tigers his home planet has, and Lance has heart eyes
one of the kids asks if lance likes Keith
lance blushes (Keith didn’t hear, thank god) and says yeah, he does
the kid paints stick figures of lance and Keith on lance’s right arm, the one without the tattoos, and puts a heart around them
(lance makes sure that one washes off last)
they land on a really hot, desert planet
the planet is deemed okay for the team to not wear their paladin armour in
so lance, of course, wears his usual skinnies and tank top and backwards hat
so he asks Lance if he can borrow a tank top
he used to just go shirtless when he was in the desert on earth when it got really hot but that’s hardly appropriate here
lance becomes the Oh Neptune meme
he gives Keith a grey tank top that he had (its one that used to be a t-shirt but he cut the sleeves off himself)
keith goes and gets changed and when he comes back he’s also put his hair in a low ponytail
if lance wasn’t sweating before he definitely is now
lance thinks he’s much tougher than he really is
lance: let me at him!! I’ll kick his shins! I’ll fuck him up! I have a knife!
hunk: Lance you cried last week and crochet for fun
lance: WHEN WILL YOU STOP, HUNK? WHEN?
punk lance with a tongue ring
punk lance who used to be the front liner for a band
this works because Jeremy is the front liner of a pop punk band
punk lance with adhd who listens to heavy metal and headbangs to stim sometimes
punk lance who has a sketchbook and draws space, or his friends doing domestic things, or the mice
every so often there’s a realistic drawing of a set of eyes, usually hard pressed or annoyed, but the same set of eyes either way
(Lance just thinks they’re gorgeous)
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