CelestialCat116

[Profile Pic of Persona 5, Joker by me 🃏] 24 y/o

[soliloquylazarus]

I am absolutely obsessed with Jason in ADITF

[gayfraphne]

Shaggy: Who do you think the cutest girl in the gang is?

Fred: The Mystery Machine.

Shaggy: Huh. Well, I think it’s Daphne— and not just because she’s cute, I feel like—

Fred: [swoons] Mystery Machine…

[catchymemes]

[19760]

as a graphic designer this HITS because the graphics for both games are actually really good but they’re more centered on simplicity and minimalism, plus they’ve got their own art style. it’s not realistically styled—and i think people need to remember that realism is not the pinnacle of art, nor is it the qualification for art to be considered ‘good’

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[valhalla-awaitsfor-us]

Mob Psycho is gonna be forever the best shonen on my book because the “chosen one” master literally said, “Is okay to run away! You are a kid and you shouldn’t be exposed to this kind of violence. Let me, an adult, take care of it.” 

And that is more powerful than all the animes fights I saw on my life combined

[jayrockin]

I’m frustrated by cartoon depictions of chickens, which in my experience with the actual animal doesn’t even make sense as a stereotype.

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

I think we draw cartoon chickens like that so as to not remind ourselves that real chickens kind of resemble their velociraptor ancestors.

[takealookatyourlife]

It’s so fucked up that women are so universally dismissed and hated in society that nearly every single woman goes through a phase (if not a lifetime) of thinking she isn’t like other women purely because she has rational thoughts, hobbies, feelings, and needs.

[jungleuniversity]

when the required textbook is $350 but you only have $3.48:

[expiredcheese]

Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

[hemipelagicdredger]

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

[fulminata2]

There is a strange dichotomy in learning the sword. It is at once noble and incredibly base and vile. The best and worst in humanity, united and conflicted.

The sword is the worst of humanity. It is a tool designed solely for the purpose of destroying human life. The edge is too fine for utility, too long for craft, and too short to be useful for the hunting of game. The first sword ever crafted marked a turning point; that it was an effective use of hard won resources to craft something only useful for killing other humans.

 The sword is the best of humanity. Ingenuity and creativity coming together. Harnessing all four elements, earth, air, fire, and water, to create a sidearm well suited to attack and defense, yet convenient enough to carry by your side.

Swordplay is humanity at it’s worst. It is an art dedicated solely to the destruction of the human body. It is the most efficient means of parting flesh, tendon, and bone to the end of separating the immortal soul from the all too frail body. It is cruel, ruthless, and brutal. 

Swordplay is humanity at it’s absolute best. It is the passionate science. A small person can best a giant and a weak person can best a titan through careful application of the rules of distance, measure, and timing. It is an exultation in all that the human body can accomplish.   

It is a lump of metal and it is art.

It is a riot of violence and it is a dance.

It is ugly and vicious and horrible.

It is beautiful and glorious and magnificent.  

It is art and science joined in one.

The fact remains, any day with a sword in your hand is a good day. 

[wearepaladin]

[siderealsandman]

“To train with the sword, first master sweeping. When you have mastered sweeping, you must master the way of drawing water. Once you have learned how to draw water, you must split wood. Once you have split wood, you must learn the arts of finding the fine herbs in the forest, the arts of writing, the arts of paper making, and poetry writing. You must become familiar with the awl and the pen in equal measure. When you have mastered all these things you must master building a house.” 

“Once your house is built, you have no further need for a sword, since it is an ugly piece of metal and its adherents idiots”

-Kill Six Billion Demons, Meti’s Sword Manual

[positivity-in-recovery]

[arinashitabun]

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

[skylowalker]

[moki-dokie]

😭😭😭😭

[siritheripper-deactivated202505]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[butchniqabi]

men are so annoying, "women belong at home in the kitchen blah blah" and YOU belong in the workshop making me a fuckin table! why arent you forging steel or working metal? go out to the fields jebediah! the wheat needs to be reaped!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[shittysadpossumposts]

[cooksforkisses]

Anyone else ready to uhhhhh not live like this anymore