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independent original character by che.

[celestialexile-blog]

                “So, uh. Funny story. I went exploring and got lost in a cave for a couple weeks. Nearly died, but...I’m here? I had to do some unspeakable things...”

[celestialexile-blog]

             “So here I was, sitting and thinking and suddenly I had the weirdest epiphany. I could feel my brain expanding and I gained all kinds of insight on stuff like the meaning of life...

                “And then I meditated on it too long and lost everything and that was probably my lowest moment this month.”

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cabalistical:

            “It’s like gambling– no… It’s worse than gambling. They have to make a profit, so if they made it easy they’d lose too much money on the items themselves. But even so… they don’t have to make the damn arms so weak!” He raises his fist, shaking it at some unknown crane game god.

             “I really thought it was all about skill. I thought it was supposed to be hard, but not impossible! Do you know how much I’ve wasted trying to get Korilakkuma to come home? It wasn’t hard to move her around so she’s on top of the pile, but the arms keep dropping her before she lands in the prize chute. I...I should’ve just bought her from the store in the beginning. I’m so stupid. Aw, man. This is really bad.”

[celestialexile-blog]

cabalistical:

            “They’re all rigged, dude. Inner peace comes when you finally accept that.”

Which is 100% why this occultist will never have inner peace.

              “No...! What? C’mon, man. You gotta be joking.” He stared at the other, expression contorting in a grotesquely unbecoming fashion. “That can’t be legal. Why would they allow guys like us to keep on spending and spending if it’s impossible to win? Something here needs to change.”

[celestialexile-blog]

               “The thing that hurts most is that I never stood a chance.” 

There was no avoiding the truth: the crane game was too powerful.

[astrumstilla]

     “I wanna be a cat in my next life.”

[celestialexile-blog]

         “Yeah? What’s a cat got that you don’t? Seems kinda troublesome, being all furry.”

[celestialexile-blog]

Your Seduction Style / link

Tagged by Stolen from: @fleetingechos​

Tagging: You, dear reader.

The Natural: You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

[celestialexile-blog]

           “Hey now, hey...if you keep your face like that, it’s gonna stick and get ugly.”

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xjelani:

    “Well, you certainly talk the talk! Okay, go on then. Wow me. I wanna be addicted!” Sidles right up against him, arms open in invitation. 

         "Alright! You better prepare yourself for something fantastic.” With a sigh, he wraps his arms around her. His hands rest delicately upon her waist then slowly rise to hug the curves and angles of her back and shoulder blades. His touch is warm without being suffocating, pressure comforting without being oppressive. “You don’t gotta worry about a thing, okay? You got me here.”

[celestialexile-blog]

xjelani:

      …Well. That’s weird. But she’s certainly not complaining! “Wow. Really? I feel honored! Do I get free cuddles all the time, then?”

          Light laughter flutters past his lips. “Top tier cuddles like only I can give. I got this funny feeling that once you get hooked on my hugs, nothing else will be able to satisfy you. I’m not being pompous; it’s fact.”

[celestialexile-blog]

          “Hey! You’re my new favorite person, okay?” With a happy sigh, he rests his head on the other’s shoulder. Never mind the fact that they were total strangers.

[celestialexile-blog]

           “No! No way. Aw gee, say it ain’t so...it can’t end like this!”

[celestialexile-blog]

             “Is there anything worse than the feeling you’ve been sleeping for a hundred years, but it wasn’t even close to one hundred hours? I think I’m losing my grip on reality...”