[dayvoidkyoto]

[spamton]

the dragons when they're in a dungeon idk I'm too pretty to play dnd

[whitealbum]

you’re telling me we are young came out NINE YEARS AGO

[whitealbum]

[charlesoberonn]

We were young, we wanted to set the world on fire.

Now we’re older, the world is on fire, and we’re desperately trying to put it out.

[wasteland-philosopher]

In all fairness, we didn't start the fire

[charlesoberonn]

It was always burning, since the world’s been turning.

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Me, at fictional characters: THIS WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

Me, in real life: if i give even the vaguest notion of my feelings to anybody i would die

[gifstarwars]

Exclusive Rise of Skywalker Poster by Hugh Fleming for the Star Walking Theatre (x)

[metamorphobic]

October is tomorrow..... if any vampires wanna..... y'know, hit me up? I'm willing to getting married immediately. Contact me by randomly pinning me up against a wall in a library and draining all of my blood.

[peanutbutterenjoyer]

[imaslave4u]

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[asleepyteen]

linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly

[insomniac-arrest]

where are the scene kids of the next generation??? the goth girls in tutus and pants with chains on them?? the emos and kids wearing Naruto cosplay to school and finger-less gloves with combat boots?

aren’t y’all gen z like sick of instagram pretty…. don’t you want to go ape shit

[feministism]

[thoughtportal]

Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.

[belligerentbagel]

“We would never work 16 hours a day for 84 straight days on the ground, and we should not be expected to do it here in space.“ 

The day when three NASA astronauts staged a strike in space (Hiltzik, LA Times)

[theshitneyspears]

this is WILD

[tiktokarchive]

[secondclassvines]

[brattylikestoeat]

You ain’t gotta panic, I’m headed y’all way to help with this crisis, free of charge.

[augustdementhe]

I WAS BORN FOR EXACTLY THIS SITUATION. 

Does the military need to airdrop me or what, let’s do this. 

[earthdad]

me: *thinks of memes*

me: