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Anna | She/Her ♈️ pfp: Lore Olympus ✨️ made to understand, not to be understood ✨️

[caseyscraftycorner]

You ever get so stressed by current events that you devote yourself temporarily to some project or another just to keep you from endlessly checking how things are going?

Anyways, this is Mort

[caseyscraftycorner]

My mom said Mort should have a hat, so I made Mort a hat.

[caseyscraftycorner]

literally every time Particularly Stressful News happens, Mort starts getting notes again, and its always bittersweet to me. Like, on the one hand it reminds me of how much shit sucks right now. But on the other hand, i'm glad people find comfort in Mort and his silly little hat. i'm glad he's making people's days a little bit better still.

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[littlehen]

[artndetails]

pink moon.

[fair-itself]

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

dandelion sun~

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[asmolvaporeon]

#which is the other reason those stupid robot phone trees are such a blight upon this land

#I have already mustered all my strenght and willpower to make a phone call#and you have the unmitigated GALL to assign a chipper robot to tell me you've got information on your website?

#you noisome fool! if I could do this on your website I would have already#cease your prattle and bring me to a representative

@aethersea you took the words right out of my mouth

[oatmylkmachiato]

This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.

[bmwiid]

A barn rasing:  a collective action of a community, in which a barn for one of the members is built or rebuilt collectively by members of the community.

because you cannot, you CANNOT, build a barn on your own, and without it, you will not be able to survive. 

What a fuckin’ gem of a sentence. “What we did today was a barn rasin” 

[roane72]

This just made me cry. I’m at a point in my life where I may need to ask for a barn raisin’, and this is just so beautiful.

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[google-searchhistory-official]

[themythicalcodfish]

reblogging SPECIFICALLY for the End Note which is widely applicable

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

For any trans (or really any queer) kids who are struggling through this right now, I want you to know

This is not your fault,

you are not wrong,

it wouldn’t be fixed if you were just somehow a different person

Because this guy is right, love is unconditional and this type of parent only loves you on the condition that you are exactly what they want you to be

[thaliawalkstothepark]

Reblogging this because it definitely didn't make me cry.

[everythingfox]

So proud of himself

[never-obsolete]

Microsoft Office XP assistants

[permdaydreamer]

This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

[legoyuri]

not now. mommys making a 0 note post

[celestitedreams]

Stop 👏🏻 showing 👏🏻 plus 👏🏻 size 👏🏻 clothing 👏🏻 on 👏🏻 models 👏🏻 who 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 not 👏🏻 plus 👏🏻 size 👏🏻

For the LOVE of all things holy, I wanna see the clothing I'm looking to buy on bodies like mine, not on models who are the size of my thigh!!

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[celestitedreams]

In my 30s, watching Heartstopper and wishing I had the words to express half of what these kids do back when I was in school

[ceevee5]

[taykoutmccleod]

my dad took me to see brokeback mountain in theaters because it was not even a little bit promoted as a queer love story, so we had no idea. he was just like "cowboy movie! yeehaw" and then my dad realized what was going on before I did, and we watched people scream and throw food and walk out throwing tantrums, and my very undiagnosed anxiety disorder skyrocketed because of the crowd reaction. my dad asked if we needed to leave, I said the crowd was stressing me out but I was liking the movie. so he said "cool. let them leave and enjoy it in peace" which is what we did, and then I kept watching and I understood™️ and my anxiety did not get better, but on the drive home the only thing dad said was "well! they told a hell of a love story" and he said the nervous dad cackle, and at 14 I didn't get him very much at all, but I think he knew years before I knew and he was trying to figure out how to tell me it was okay.

[six2vii]

[joy-filled-pessimist]

I quite liked the physical comedy of Grover, Percy, and Annabeth popping up from behind the wall to talk to Ares.

Such a little thing but it genuinely made me laugh.