Elio’s Glorp Zone, est. 2011

elio / 29 / they/he

[redlipstickresurrected]

Tsuchika Nishimura aka 西村ツチカ aka Nishimura Tsuchika (Japanese, b. 1984, Kobe, Hyogo, Japan) - 最近のクマ, 2025

[woman-becomer]

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[captain-price-returns]

Have you guys seen Jimothy that is one fucked up little guy right there

[captain-price-returns]

Jimothy, for those unaware.

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[ill-serve-it-in-draag]

Hit and run

[enchantedbook]

"There Sleeps Titania" by John Simmons, 1872

[smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx]

Any Babes Online?

Well … You Are Reading This Right? Haha ✌ But For Real We All Gotta Take Care Of Eachother

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[woowoo-woman-deactivated2017121]

The earthy smell of rain is one of the most divine scents I’ve ever beheld.

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[badymaru]

oh my godddd - Madrid, Spain July 18th, 2026

[sosaysdean]

“she’s totally not an evil fucking nurse at all”