The slow descent into madness

Multi-fandom shenanigans. Writer, geologist, and currently a grad student full of anxiety and chronic illness trying to survive to graduation. Studying Space Rocks. She/Her. Also possibly three goblins in a trench coat pretending to be an adult, we just don't know for sure

[bloodytales]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

holocatic submitted:  Best tweet ever.

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

oh to live in the treasure planet universe

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship

[blackwaterworks]

Pokemon Anime since day fuckin one

[oikawas]

Look, I know I don’t always do what you need me to do or say what you need me to say, but I… I see this… this spark in you, it’s amazing, it’s why I push you. But it’s yours, and whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great.

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER VERSE (2018) dir. Peter Ramsey, Robert Persichetti Jr., Rodney Rothman

[ammeja]

flustered

[dilfbrucewayne]

Concept: Wooloo but make it cosmog

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

[rossatron-geller]

me

[triforce-princess]

west necluda

[brasilian-bs]

The number 24 is considered “gay” in Brazil, so straight men will have candles like this for their 24th birthdays…

[brasilian-bs]

It stems from what now is illegal gambling.

The “jogo do bicho”(animal game) started back in 1892 by baron João Batista Viana Drummond, founder of the Rio de Janeiro’s Zoo, as a way of keeping it from closing it’s doors. Then, the visitors would buy the ticket and get one of 25 animals, and, by the end of the day, if you had the animal that was drawn, you could get up to 20x what you paid for the ticket. Nowadays we have bicheiros(people who work with the bettings) all around town who organize everything.

The thing that makes the number 24 gay for us is that the corresponding animal is the deer, and, in portuguese, deer sounds like a slur for homosexual men. Veado means deer, while viado comes from transviado, which could be translated as perverted(from God’s way). This term was taken back by the LGBT+ community but can still be used in a pejorative way.

[sprachtraeume]

This is such a reach are straight men ok

[manicpixiedreamtransladyperson]

When you turn the number of years old that’s the same as the corresponding identification number in a currently illegal gambling game for an animal who’s name sounds sort of like perverted so you have to create a candle with a mathematical expression on it to mask that you are that many years old

[lesbiangiratina]

Man killua really went and experienced like every single human emotion in episode 94 huh

[lesbiangiratina]

Moodboard for when ur 13 and so in love with your best friend that its killing you and it only gets worse from here

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Can you imagine being the gentlemen of the discreet gentlemen’s club who are trying so hard to flirt with this very odd man who couldn’t be more enthusiastic about dance lessons and always brings the best wine, and you get nowhere, absolutely nowhere with him to the point where you’re all wondering if he’s one of Those Men who are so absolutely dense to subtext that he believes this really is just a discreet gentlemen’s club for gentlemen to be discreet about nothing more than billiards and drinking*, and then one day the very odd man comes in with another very odd man in all black and sunglasses, who walks so much from the hips that he looks like he’s about to tip over and moves his arms like he isn’t fully certain what they’re supposed to be doing but he’s having a good time with them, and then all the discreet gentlemen look at each other with sudden realization, because ah. Yes. The very odd man is already taken. By this other very odd man. Alright everyone, let’s line up for the gavotte.

*to reference a different Terry Pratchett work, the gay club equivalent of the men who turn up to the Seamstresses Guild in hopes of getting their socks darned, and for whom that is absolutely not innuendo for anything

[andhumanslovedstories]

To be clear, Aziraphale truly doesn’t grasp the subtext of the Discreet Gentlemen’s Club (he understands the gentlemen discreetly club up together but fails to get that this the the whole point of this gathering) but, in the same way that I at age eight did not get that my downstairs neighbor was gay but did instinctually understand that she and I had Same Hat, he is sometimes confused by how disproportionately he likes them versus all other humans, who he Loves of course, but just in the contractually obligated manner

[lambcurl]

posting this killian from a while back

[syrva]

Nintendo, please take my money 🙏

[milkayart]

really digging the new mons!!