Célosie

French speaker so I sometimes speak weird 19F

[celosirium]

I've been searching for a fic I read like at least a year ago😞 It was a dark!ghost x reader, where the reader had to go to a family dinner or smth, but they really didn't like said family so they put a Craigslist (think it was craiglist) ad saying "searching for fake fiance/husband for a night" and that the guy needed to be a "bad" husband (agressive, inapropriate comments,ect..) ruin the dinner and propose to reader. Ghost responded, he did his job, proposed, yada yada, and when him and reader left, the reader tried to take off the ring but really wasn't able to and Ghost said smth like "youre my wife now"

It's extremly specific but I need to scratch the itch and read it again so if anyone knows what I'm talking about pleaseeeeeeeee tell me😭😭🙏🙏

[celosirium]

Y'all I'm looking for a fic here and I don't remember the name of the writer 😞 I just remember it was Soap (like from COD) x reader, where Soap could shapeshift into a dog, and reader adopted him by accident and now when he's in his human form he sort of stalks her?? Like she'll tell the dog-soap she's going to a bar and boom, human-soap is there. I think the writer also wrote about a dark coworker soap x reader and I remember them saying it was inspired by like Superstore... PLEASE HELP ME I CAN'T FIND IT

[celosirium]

If I see another Avatar writer use AI I WILL crash out.

If you're still defending AI, look up what it does to our planet and especially POC communities. Damn, that sounds mad familiar??? Mmmmmmh, it's almost like the whole Avatar franchise is a direct reflection of our history (both past AND present) and how disgusting environmental racism is🤔🤔

The movies were all about how the Na'vis suffered greatly because of how selfish humans are. Writers who are using AI, you are part of those people. You wouldn't be Norm or Max or even Trudy. You would be one of the humans thinking that the explotation of Pandora is justifiable because "we need those resources". Y'all are clowns I'm sorry if it ruffles some feathers but you are. You don't need to show us your OC who is just AI slop that looks like the other thousands of AI slop OCs. If you want to justify yourself I mean go ahead but it's like idk, breaking someone's phone because yours doesn't have any battery left

If this makes you mad, maybe think about actually researching about the effects of AI yk?? And if you just pick an AI picture on pinterest, I mean it's better ig but please educate yourself a little 🙏🙏

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[triceratopseee]

Next week is midterms, I’m NOT taking any chances

[carriethecakerealedition]

i am NOT risking my life

[thelivingjoke]

I don’t even know who this is but I am falling for the superstition anyways. No curses please!

[celosirium]

People who accuses Spider of 'betraying the sullys' didn't understood a thing in the movie istg😩

Like, Quaritch was the only one who showed Spider what it felt like to receive love from a father figure. He saved him from the green lights machine (because Spider wouldn't give away any informations and was willing to DIE before doing so, pretty loyal if you ask me) and y'all expected him to just leave Quaritch underwater (let's not forget Neytiri was also about to kill him)

If y'all wanna be mad at someone for Neteyam's death, blame the forty years old egg head. Not the tortured and manipulated 16 years old.

[celosirium]

Am I the only one that has a deep hatred toward 'aonung x neteyam'? Like the only time Neteyam gave Aonung attention was to side eye him, WHERE IS THE LOVE? YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE AN ENNEMIES TO LOVERS, MF THEY AIN'T EVEN SPEAKING💀💀