You’re The Star Of The Show, Baby!

Your favorite loser’s favorite loser!

[cemetery-husband]

Look at me!

Hi! My name is Frankie (they/them) and I’m just posting whatever’s got a grip on me atm!

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[tgatbc]

[lamignonette]

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[swordbymyside]

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[captain-price-returns]

Casually mentioning our soldier will be committing mass rape soon.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

and implying that rape is just the natural outcome of having more testosterone

[cemetery-husband]

It’s bickle Tuesday!!!!

[bundaskifli]

heatwave

[c-kiddo]

i spread like strawberries i climb like peas and beans 🫛

tattoo and jewellery-less version too:

[nitw]

[based on this legendary post]