I'm pretty awesome. Except when I'm not.

One time I ate cake out of trashcan. It wasn't gross or anything it was just in the trashcan for a little while. My name's Nicole.

[chibisokka-blog]

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

[cenozoic-willow]

Toothpaste For Dinner comic: nice to meet you

[flutedsleeves]

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

[nile-kun]

[howtobeafuckinglady]

[cenozoic-willow]

 Lupita Nyong’o for Miu Miu Spring/Summer 2014

[soterrible]

[heythereuniverse]

We are rag dolls made out of many ages and skins, changelings who have slept in wood nests, and hissed in the uncouth guise of waddling amphibians. We have played such roles for infinitely longer ages than we have been human. Our identity is a dream. We are process, not reality.

Loren Eiseley — Unexpected Universe, 1969 (via heythereuniverse)

[musicalbums]

Visit Original Link

The Offspring | You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid

[carlpotatis]

Stjärtmesar. Finns det sötare fåglar?

Foto: Ottenby fågelstation

[gaythembo]

[cenozoic-willow]

dinner tonight

[dogapult-deactivated20141111]

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

[liszterine]

after a long night at the turn up function

[cenozoic-willow]

........laura is really cute are you fucking kidding me her eyes take up half of her face

[g0ttacatch3mal1-blog]

[lunchbagart]

My son wanted to know what would happen if an Ent got the One Ring.  Something violent, probably.

[misbehavingmaiar]

Stones will break, and roots will squeeze, vines will grow and bend all knees; mushrooms hunt and  thorns yoke; weeds strangle and flowers choke. The age of skin is done. The hour of bark is come. Baruuum. 

[emilianadarling]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[princesssaftbh-blog]

things u should do instead of falling for someone :))))

- ????? - anything - literally anything else u could ever possibly do in ur entire life ever

[hecaerge-deactivated20150315]

In some older versions of Persephone’s story, she was a young woman, not a young girl, and instead of accidentally wandering away, she had gone deliberately adventuring, when she fell, or was lured, or was kidnapped into Hell. Here Persephone’s adventurous spirit leads her into difficulty, instead of her being a passive victim of the wickedness of others. Her relationship with her mother gives her the courage to explore her world, and when events take a bad turn, their relationship gives her the strength to survive. In a still older version, Persephone heard the despairing cries of the dead and chose freely to go into the Underworld to comfort them. Hades does not appear at all, in this version. Here Persephone’s descent to hell illustrates inclusiveness for every being, whether in the Underworld or in our present one, and shows that mercy is integral to her nature. In the most ancient layer of myth, Persephone’s name means “She Who Destroys The Light.” She was the powerful Goddess of the Underworld long before anyone knew of Hades. Like the Indian Kali, the Irish Morrigan, and the Sumerian Ereshkegal, she was the Goddess of Death.

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[cat-treats]

LAST OK

SORRY

[neckbeardeddragon]

a+ parenting charizard

[chirusse-deactivated20170106]

wow charizard

[lil-clover]

dick