Comme on dit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[buzzthebee]

Happy birthday #Usher!

Thanks for teaching me all of my moves.

[sandmandaddy69]

[curseworm]

so much hatred and killing and violence in ghe world. but not in my house. i kiss each piece of pasta before droppng them into the boiling water

[badkidsjokes]

how about when there is a silly man

[thetyrannosaur]

[depsidase]

[wordfather]

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

[lychgate]

 i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.

[wordfather]

sorry i wasnt talking to you i think

[holybeings]

unfortunately the first step in my creative process is avoiding for 14 hours

[mariacallous]

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[gunsandfireandshit]

Bro in 10,000 BC I woulda been so good at staying up all night making sure no predators got into the cave

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s the multiverse theory

[crazy-brazilian]

[peteneems]

[acidhues]

mushroom chat just dropped

[whitepeopletwitter]

This sorcery

[simpscreens]