Chaos. Contained.

Is your location suffering from an influx of chaos? We'll be there, and we'll contain it at any cost.

[centerchaoscontainment]

Time's run its course. The deadline is so close.

Visits are in order soon.

[thebananwithaplan]

"POV: you're a very tired, pessimistic doctor who sees the glass as half-empty."

[centerchaoscontainment]

You have NO idea how tired I am. Okay. Maybe some idea. But yes, tired, pessimistic, with patients who only last so long.

I can't wait for my shift to be over...

[centerchaoscontainment]

Patience only lasts so long.

[thebananwithaplan]

"They haven't seen a true 'anomaly' yet."

[centerchaoscontainment]

A small, patchy, damaged plush of a bear is (gently) lobbed at DB.

We know more than you ever could.

Enjoy the gift, CCC UPSILON BRANCH

[spootheads-deactivated20250418]

"Are you really living if you're NOT considered an 'insecure anoma-thingy'?"

[centerchaoscontainment]

A giant petrified log crashes into the living room, next to the sofa! Free food...? (is it food)

Etched into it are the words MODERATION IS KEY Underneath that is a stern face. Also etched into the stonelike surface of the log.

[crvptd]

❛ if you fuckers knew how insecure of an anomaly i was , you'd shit yourselves . ❜

[centerchaoscontainment]

A raccoon with a note tied to its tail comes running up, chittering unhappily.

We are aware of just how 'insecure' you are.

Politely, CCC UPSILON BRANCH

[emptyzone]

"Hey, is uh... Being called an 'unsecured anomaly' an insult..?"

[centerchaoscontainment]

A toy rubber squid with a message tied to it is dropped on her head.

Yes

Addressed from, CCC UPSILON BRANCH

[centerchaoscontainment]

Tock tick tock. Keep those chaos levels below concerned, everyone. And hope that our little runaway agent gives himself up soon.

[centerchaoscontainment]

I see some so-called unknowns are kicking up a fuss. Consider yourselves on the list.

Don't cause trouble, and you won't stay on the list for long.

[happylabs]

Sits there. With the destruction of her own world under her belt. And thousands of murders. And thousands of hours spent torturing people.

Sips lemonade.

[centerchaoscontainment]

An ice cube wrapped in wax paper splashes into the lemonade! The wax paper has the following message:

"Murders and torture are small time when it comes to chaos, but you're on watch for world destruction. Don't let it happen again."

Dang. The horrors (largely) don't even count...

[centerchaoscontainment]

YOU GUYS ALREADY LOOK BAD FROM BEING ANTI-FUN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We're definitely not anti-fun, but the fun stops when timelines collapse after becoming too destabilized from unchecked chaos. We understand that the average non-member has no knowledge of how hard we have worked to make sure they still have a world to live in.

All we ask is that you try not to cause any major incidents.

[centerchaoscontainment]

How many rocks would I need to throw at your windows to get a personal file?

We advise against throwing rocks at the windows. Not because they would break our windows, but because our windows have a habit of bouncing projectiles back. Your injuries do not concern us, but we'd prefer to not have an unconscious random on our property. Makes us look bad.

[emptyzone]

"What's with all of the talk of chaos? What is this, Sonic the Hedgehog?" CANNED LAUGH TRACK.

[centerchaoscontainment]

A fish swims to the front of one of the tanks with some laminated paper tied to it.

"Dear Jane,"

"If you bring one more Jaezilla styled creature into this realm."

"Cordially," "CCC UPSILON BRANCH"

[spootheads-deactivated20250418]

"I can always snort a glass of milk... would that raise the chaos threshold thingy? It's my cool party trick."

[centerchaoscontainment]

A letter tied to a brick is thrown at the door!

"Dearest Dagget,"

"That does not register as a blip on the overall multiversal scale of chaos. However, you are welcome to antagonize your very local timeline-assigned CCC agent with your party trick. They WILL hate it."

"All the best," "CCC UPSILON BRANCH"

[centerchaoscontainment]

Glad to see all chaos levels lowering! We're not at the critical threshold yet, but we will see.

[centerchaoscontainment]

Ultimatum delivered and received. Now, we watch and wait.

[centerchaoscontainment]

Current observation level is at yellow. Current overall sector level is at orange. Not great! But let's keep it out of the red, shall we?