THE 20 FUNNIEST FRENCH EXPRESSIONS (AND HOW TO USE THEM)
The French donât âpiss you offââŠthey âshit you offâ (Faire chier quelquâun).
The French donât call you âidioticââŠthey call you âas dumb as a broomâ (Ătre con comme un balai).
The French donât âblow you offââŠthey âgive you the rakeâ (Se prendre un rĂąteau).
The French donât tell you that âthey donât careââŠthey tell you that âthey care about it like they care about their very first shirtâ (Sâen foutre comme de sa premiĂšre chemise).
The French donât say âthis is annoying meââŠthey say âIâm getting swollen by thisâ (Ăa me gonfle).
The French donât tell you to âleave them aloneââŠthey tell you to âgo and cook yourself an eggâ (Aller se faire cuire un Ćuf).
The French donât tell you that âyouâre grumpyââŠthey tell you that âyouâre farting sidewaysâ (Avoir un pet de travers).
The French donât âgo crazyââŠthey âbreak a fuseâ (PĂ©ter un plomb).
The French are not âbumblingââŠthey have âtheir two feet in the same clogâ (Avoir les deux pieds dans le mĂȘme sabot).
The French are not âenergizedââŠthey have âthe potatoâ or the âFrench fryâ (Avoir la patate/la frite).
The French donât tell you âto mind your own businessââŠthey tell you âto deal with your own onionsâ (Occupe-toi de tes oignons).
The French are not âbrokeââŠthey are âscythed like wheat fieldsâ (Ătre fauchĂ© comme les blĂ©s).
The French are not âvery luckyââŠthey have âas much luck as a cuckoldâ (Avoir une veine de cocu).
The French donât say âitâs uselessââŠthey say âitâs like pissing in a violinâ (Pisser dans un violon).
The French are not âungratefulââŠthey âspit in the soupâ (Cracher dans la soupe).
The French donât âfuss about somethingââŠthey âmake a whole cheese about itâ (En faire tout un fromage).
The French donât âgive someone a tongue-lashingââŠthey âyell at them like theyâre rotten fishâ (Engueuler quelquâun comme du poisson pourri).
French men donât âsleep aroundââŠthey âdip their biscuitâ (Tremper son biscuit).
The French are not âbig-headedââŠthey âfart higher than their ass is locatedâ (PĂ©ter plus haut que son cul).
The French donât âshup someone upââŠthey ânail someoneâs beakâ (Clouer le bec de quelquâun).
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