I DO.

I... shall become Their bride! ₁₉

[blackforestbride]

ERM,,, COMMISSIONS OPEN!!

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only headshots and there are 4 slots open!

(i use paypal, still need to set up my stripe :p)

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[translatingpostsintonynorsk]

slimanton

hei folkens eg steikjer nokre arme riddar-pinnar i omnen. Eg tar meg ein kjapp lur vekk meg opp om 5 minutt så eg kan venda på dei

guddramm-deaktivert20180109

Randy det har gått 5 minutt vend på pinnane dine

slimanton

snnnnrrrrr

guddramm-deaktivert20180109

PINNANE DINE RANDY

[the-haiku-bot]

Randy det har gått

5 minutt vend på pinnane

dineslimanton

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[blackforestbride]

saw someone's ocs and oh my god that's just my parents and he even had the same name as my dad what the fuck

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[blackforestbride]

OOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDD

WOLF AMONG US 2

HOLLLY SHIIIIITTT

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[ceruleanheaven]

lets all kill ourselves

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

<|:^)

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[evilwizard]

finally someone said it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[chloesimaginationthings]

You won’t die just yet in FNAF Michael Afton,,

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[oh-no-its-bird]

are you ok with ppl shipping tsuki with their ocs because my little freak and tsuki got together on tomodachi life and it's low-key making me gnaw on the bars of my enclosure like

Ooo, an interesting question! I get a lot of joy just from people gripping onto my ocs, so yeah I think I'm cool with people shipping them with their own characters. I definitely wanna see your tomodachi Tsuki now tho, we can compare design notes and everything 👁️👁️

Plus I gotta hear more about this freak of yours if they're romancing my favorite silly little guy. What are they like,, What sort of ship dynamic are we talking about,,

Thanks for asking!

[blackforestbride]

anon reveal hi it's me so while I was making this post THEY GOT MARRIED??? AND PROPOSED AT THE SAME TIME WHAT

Also peep my tsuki design lol

Close up of it but shitty quality 💔 if you can't tell I shaded his hair with spirals

Anyways tsuki got with my oc Blood Devil who is also a Naruto oc this was not planned lol

basically blood devil is an uchiha but he was born with blood red hair and they were like oh this baby's super fucking cursed so they never gave him a name and use him as an always on call assassin which is how he gets the name blood devil so he's kind of a human made monster which I think works well with tsuki because he's also a human made monster but like in the opposite way

Like blood devil became a monster because that's what was expected of him :)

As for them interacting I think blood devil would do whatever tsuki asked because no one has ever looked at him with understanding and I think tsuki would be like???? This guy is genuine to fault (his ass is the only person bd is genuine to foolish tsuki)

And there ship dynamic,,,, Lowkey it would be like denji and reze before shit went down if you've seen chainsaw man,, but if you haven't basically 2 monsters who get to be there truest selves together very like I see you and you see me

ALSO WHILE I WAS MAKING TETSUO, SANJI, AND ZORO CONFESSED??? TO LUFFY???

AND HE REJECTED THEM ALL

(because he's in love with leon kennedy)

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet