Cephalopod Celabrator

Pfp made by @haematicartwork, banner made by @green-geist Haiii :3. she/they/it, adult, trigender and aro, quite nerdy with an interest in mythology, biology, cephalopods, narrative theory, and fantasy books. Also my most popular posts are about discworld and Terry Pratchett so I guess I'm a fan account for that now. Not complaining.

[rabbitkinglune777]

i wish I had that image saved that was like "transmascs when you open the sour gummy bag" and it's just a bunch of guys looking at the camera.

[themindchurchblogd]

[rabbitkinglune777]

THANK YOU!!!!!!

[ahidell]

well fuck. now what am i going to do

[ayatollahsmegmafactory]

??

[insinirate]

why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[wildfey]

Rufus Drumknott is a side character of all time imho.

Guy whose whole life is being chief minion to a man pretending to be a supervillain. His job is to do the paperwork so his boss has more time to lurk around making menacing philosophical comments, and also to be the straight man in all of Vetinari's little comedy bits that nobody else thinks are funny. He got a 'world's best boss' mug for a dictator.

And he's a train nerd.

[bubbleverseart]

@kaylasartwork convinced me to do transfem spidey as well, so here you go :)

[fox-moxin]

More relevant than ever.

[feefal]

A calm, perfect evening to touch grass with your undead dog? companion

[feefal]

I hate that we all have to turn into isopods one day…

[cosmonautroger]

[quill-of-thoth]

This bird experiences a world that we can barely interperet

[europe-abolitionist]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

[lilkakow]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

[lalatongzhi]

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

[catboybiologist]

Drinking water with a catheter in makes me feel like I'm living a truer, more authentic version of the "loud little tube full of opinions" post

[catboybiologist]

Like not to brag but I'm totally piss tube mogging y'all. And honestly? Little embarrassing for you

[catboybiologist]

@orteil42 you are welcome to provide your thoughts on the matter

[disbelive]

what

[catboybiologist]

Get with it

[prokopetz]

Oh, cool, another trending long-winded analysis of Why The Bastards Are Bastards from a guy who thinks intelligence is real.

[tankie-transfeminist]

"white trans people are oppressors too" is just an obviously true statement I can't believe I have to say this.

[tf2heritageposts]

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

[tankie-transfeminist]

Today I wanted to talk about Kyle Bassinga. Kyle was a 21 year old man from Georgia, whose family described him as "a kind, thoughtful, and smart young man who loved nature, music, and the people around him". Kyle Bassinga was killed on February 18th 2026, just ten days after his birthday. He was found hanging from a tree in a park.

The police ruled it a suicide. The family and local community demanded an investigation. The police refused to change their ruling.

I know this website it too white for this to really go anywhere, but an understanding of the present reality of white supremacy in the United States is just so important to transfeminism here. Lynchings never stopped, white supremacy never went away, you just stopped looking.

[storyweavingspider]

Juliana Nzita, A 16 year old Black girl, was just found hanging from a tree on church grounds in Charlotte, NC. Police have ruled it a suicide, despite hanging ourselves from trees being like the one communally agreed way Black folks ain’t killing ourselves.

Every time I go on Twitter or Facebook I learn about another recent lynching or missing Black person going mostly unreported. Half the reason I keep an active account on either of those sites is because they’re the only place I can find out about the violence happening to Black and Trans people reasonably quickly.

But I do need y’all to know that Black folks are currently, actively, being disappeared and lynched—if they even find our bodies. Black girls are and have been more often stolen into human trafficking, especially if they’re immigrants, but I’ve been seeing new news of probable lynchings every other day. Shit is worse than you think it is right now, tumblr just too white of a site to care lol

[tankie-transfeminist]

I want to point out that both of these murders are still being covered up by the police, neither of their cases have even been reopened, despite a petition for Nzita with over 11,000 signatures. Kyle Bassinga in particular has almost completely dropped off of the news cycle too, partly because they've both been replaced with even more murders in just the months since they took place.

To’Nea Nicole Miller, Justice Kai James, and Jerard “Jay” Jackson have all been found hanging from trees this year alone, and have all had their cases ruled a suicide by the police. Just a few days ago another (currently unidentified) Black woman was found hanging from a tree in Jackson Mississippi, although the police havent ruled it a suicide yet.

These aren't even all of the anti-black murders being covered up either. Since Trey Reed was murdered a little over a year ago, at least 14 Black people have been murdered and had their cases ruled a suicide. If this information doesn't make you want to abolish the police I think you're just too racist to be reached.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to

[s-a-blotsky]

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird