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stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

keylimeart

AWWW 😡 SO CUTE 😡😡

#ace attorney #<3333

I have to say I do like that Vongole is canonically a retriever and fanonically a golden retriever because it really opens up new opportunities for bizarre Kristoph moments.

Apollo being pulled around the dog park by his boss's massive and very silly dog because Mr Gavin has just fired the second dog walker this week for low standards.

Kristoph Gavin has owned more lint rollers than most people have had hot meals.

Kristoph having to interrupt preparing his poisoning plot because his dog is carrying around one of his bespoke shoes because it's bored and wants attention

#do you think Kristoph ever compare Apollo and vongole? he likes them both for the same reason after all #...they're both obedient and easy to please #< who said that?#but for real what does it say about him that he owns that dog #assuming he's not lying which... why would he be?#ace attorney #Kristoph Gavin #my post

blanchebees

Late 12th century knight

Tip jar

#unfortunately i know too many guys with this outfit to truly appreciate the horniness #but regardless this is some very good art #hn stuff

inarguendozine

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#this is a very cool concept!#I do like a bit of meta #ace attorney

number-1-kuaidul-fanboy

Investigations 1 really loves tying Edgeworth's wrists behind his back huh-

#ace attorney #game with a terribly written plot but some rather nice character writing

vile-wizard

Finally done with season 1.....yahoo.....

#saiki k #so correct

escuerzoresucitado

Pedestrian traffic lights

smilepaint

if i might add, many of the crosswalk lights in Te Whanganui-ā-Tara (Wellington) feature not only figures doing haka and poi (traditional Māori 'dances'), but a few feature Carmen Rupe, a notable trans woman activist from the city!

#checks notes #*points* German spotted #Also kein Ampelmännchen? *wirft das Handy*