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Dazai with a cheater girlfriend

Dazai is a complex character with a history of self-destructive behavior and a tendency towards nihilism. His reaction to a cheating girlfriend would likely be unpredictable and influenced by his own internal struggles. However, based on his character traits, here are some possible

* Self-Loathing: He could blame himself, seeing the infidelity as a consequence of his own flaws or a testament to his unworthiness of love.

* Dark Humor: Dazai might respond with a twisted sense of humor, making morbid jokes about the situation or his own heartbreak.

* Cynical and Dismissive: "Oh, well. Another day, another disappointment. How predictable."

* Self-Deprecating: "I suppose it's only natural. After all, I'm a walking disaster."

* Manipulative: "You know, I could understand if you left me for someone more interesting. But this? This is just pathetic."

* Poignant and Vulnerable (unlikely, but possible): "I thought I was different. I thought I could hold onto something real. But I was wrong, as always."

* A Quiet Confrontation: Dazai, seemingly calm, confronts his girlfriend. His voice is flat, his eyes devoid of emotion. He asks her about the infidelity, his words cutting through the silence. As she stumbles to explain, he listens, a faint smirk playing on his lips. He then turns and walks away, leaving her alone with her guilt and his silent judgment.

* "Another day, another disappointment. How predictable." He scoffs, a bitter smile playing on his lips. "Love, loyalty, trust—mere illusions, fleeting as the morning mist."

* Yet, beneath his cynical exterior, a pang of pain pierces his heart. "I thought I was different. I thought I could escape the cycle. But I'm just another pawn in this cruel game of life."

* Detached Manipulation: Dazai might initially react with a dismissive attitude, perhaps even a hint of amusement. He could use the situation to manipulate her emotions, playing on her guilt and fear of losing him.

Dismissive and Cynical: * Dazai might downplay the significance of the betrayal, dismissing it as another instance of human weakness and the inevitability of suffering. * He might even use it as an opportunity to further indulge in his self-destructive tendencies, seeing it as a justification for his own nihilistic worldview.

Deeply Hurt and Betrayed: * Despite his cynical exterior, Dazai is capable of forming deep emotional connections. If he truly cares for his girlfriend, he may be deeply hurt and betrayed by her actions. * This could lead to a period of introspection and self-doubt, as he questions the meaning of relationships and the possibility of genuine human connection.

. Manipulative and Controlling: * Dazai's manipulative tendencies might surface, as he attempts to control the situation and his girlfriend's emotions. * He may use guilt, emotional blackmail, or even self-harm to manipulate her into staying with him.

. Sudden Departure: * In a more dramatic turn, Dazai might abruptly disappear from his girlfriend's life, unable to cope with the emotional turmoil caused by the betrayal. * This could be a way for him to avoid further pain and to escape into his own self-destructive fantasies.Ultimately, Dazai's reaction would depend on the specific circumstances of the situation and the depth of his feelings for his girlfriend. However, it is likely to be complex, unpredictable, and potentially harmful to both himself and those around him.....

* Self-Destructive Behavior: In a more extreme reaction, Dazai might resort to self-harm or reckless behavior as a way to punish himself or to elicit sympathy from his girlfriend.

* Sudden Departure: He might abruptly disappear without a trace, leaving her bewildered and heartbroken. This could be his way of escaping the pain and avoiding further emotional entanglement.

* Fear of Intimacy: Dazai's fear of intimacy and his tendency to sabotage relationships could lead him to push his girlfriend away, even if he still cares for her.

* Self-Loathing: Deep-rooted self-loathing could make him believe that he doesn't deserve love or happiness, and that any attempt at a meaningful relationship is doomed to fail.

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Chuuya headcanons

* Secretly a cat person: I know that everyone already know that he is a dog person but Despite his tough exterior, Chuuya has a soft spot for cats. He'd often sneak out to the local cat café to pet them.

* A skilled cook: He enjoys cooking and is surprisingly good at it. He often makes elaborate meals for himself and sometimes shares them with Dazai.

* Has a fear of heights: Ironically, for someone who can manipulate gravity, Chuuya has a fear of heights. He avoids looking down from tall buildings and prefers to stay on the ground floor.

* Loves to collect hats: His signature hat is not the only one he owns. He has a collection of different hats that he wears depending on his mood.

* A lover of spicy food: He has a high tolerance for spicy food and enjoys trying new dishes from different cultures.

* A terrible dancer: Despite his agility and grace in battle, Chuuya has two left feet when it comes to dancing. He avoids social events that involve dancing at all costs.

* A secret romantic: Despite his tough exterior, Chuuya believes in love and romance. He often writes poetry and songs about love, but he never shares them with anyone.

* A collector of vintage items: He has a collection of vintage items, including old coins, stamps, and antique jewelry.

* A terrible liar: He is terrible at lying and often gets caught in his own lies. This often leads to comical situations, especially when he tries to lie to Dazai.

* A secret fan of anime and manga: He enjoys watching anime and reading manga in his free time. He often hides his manga collection from his colleagues, fearing they will judge him.

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Dazai osamu headcanons

* Secretly a Bookworm: Despite his often carefree and chaotic demeanor, Dazai is an avid reader. He has a vast collection of books, ranging from classic literature to obscure philosophical texts.

. He's particularly skilled at making sweets and pastries.

While he's graceful in combat, Dazai is a terrible dancer. He often trips over his own feet and ends up making a fool of himself.

Thanks to his ability to manipulate people and his keen observation skills, Dazai is a master of disguise. He can easily blend in with any crowd and assume a new identity.

* A Secret Artist: Beyond his detective work and antics, Dazai secretly enjoys painting and sketching. He often finds solace in expressing himself through art.

* A Terrible Cook (Seriously): While he may enjoy the idea of cooking, Dazai's culinary skills are quite lacking. His attempts often end in disastrous kitchen explosions or inedible meals.

* A Night Owl: Dazai is often up late at night, either reading, writing, or simply staring out the window. He finds peace and inspiration in the quiet hours.

* A Soft Spot for Children: Despite his often cynical demeanor, Dazai has a soft spot for children. He enjoys playing with them and often offers them words of wisdom, albeit in his own twisted way.

* A Surprisingly Good Listener: Beneath his playful and manipulative exterior, Dazai is a surprisingly good listener. He can empathize with others and offer advice, even if it's unconventional.

* A Secret Romantic: Despite his constant attempts at self-destruction and his playful demeanor, Dazai is capable of deep love and affection. He may not always express it openly, but his feelings run deep.

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Fem stripper dazai [part 2]

Fem dazai

Warning:nsfw,club,se/x, stripper,y/n,fem dazai, dazai x reader, dazai x fem reader ،dazai headcanons ,les/bian relationship, bisexual,

Comment if you want a one shot smut about them

Part 1 👇

Fem dazai Warning:nsfw,club,se/x, stripper,y/n,fem dazai, dazai x reader, dazai x fem reader ،dazai headcanons [like and comment if you li

_fem stripper dazai who A few days later, at the door of the club, sees you bringing her hoodie.

_Fem Stripper Dazai ,who invites you to a nearby coffee shop and prays for you to accept.

_Fem Stripper Dazai , who after a long time sees someone who knows the meaning of deep human relationships

_Fam stripper Dazai, who was grateful inside, sees someone after a long time who does not want to drag her to bed and can have a normal conversation for her character for once

_Fem dazai stripper who loves your simplicity . She loves u being naive about things

_fem stripper dazai who gets sad from inside when she understands how far is she from a normal life when u talk about things .

_fem stripper dazai who loves to see u smoke .makes her think u have a dark side too.

_Fem stripper dazai that understand you have been broke up recently and she has to act like she's sorry for u

_She is not

_fem stripper dazai who get close to you .you never judged her, you didn't know her by her profession and you cared about the person she really was

_fem stripper dazai who get close to you and become a close friend,you two going out.dancing at home , cooking and watching movies ...

_fem stripper dazai who cared about her house more after u visit there . She clean her apartment more .she washed dirty clothes and added some pots there

_Fem Stripper Dazai who felt that she was happier and healthier after you came into her life

_Fem Stripper Dazai who wore her se/xy clothes and wanted your opinion, she would deliberately bend down and show you her hips mischievously. It made your cheeks red.

_fem stripper Dazai who forced you to take some of them for yourself when you mentioned that they were beautiful. You thanked her for her generosity, but she was really getting hot at the thought of you wearing her underwear.

_fem stripper Dazai, who forced you to wear her most expensive set of Victoria's Secret underwear and show it to her .You were standing there + how do I look?

_she was just speechless

_fem stripper Dazai The one who asked you to go and see her dance on stage, but knew that clubs are not really your place, so she decided to give you private dance and VIP at her house.

_fem stripper dazai The one who wore her se/xiest clothes and danced for you, slowly undid her bra

_fem stripper Dazai The one who puts her foot on the sofa and says to leave the tip in her underwear

_fem stripper Dazai laughs when she sees your hands shaking and embarrassed

_fem stripper Dazai, who takes off the last piece of lace and gives you the se/xiest dance of her life.

_fem stripper Dazai who was disappointed when you say +Wow this scene could be very horny if I were a les/bian

_fem stripper Dazai used to get jealous when you watched movies and complimented beautiful men. Of course, when she saw you complimenting about women's body, she almost felt like her brain was going to explode.

_fem stripper Dazai The one who kissed your head when you put your head on her shoulder and fell asleep.

_fem stripper Dazai became more interested in you day by day

_fem stripper Dazai who used to masturbate next to you when you slept in the same bed at night ,she would cover her mouth to not make a sound

_fem stripper Dazai, who could not confess her feelings to you, was very afraid of losing you, your friendship was enough for her But her lower body pulsed when you were very close to her

_fem stripper Dazai The one who leans down next to the fireplace and kisses you on New Year's Eve when you were both very drunk..., you don't pull away

_fem stripper Dazai who lays you down on the blanket next to the fireplace and when you whisper + I'm not a le/sbian... She says + it's not a problem it's just to warm up. and you giggle

_fem stripper dazai ,Since this is your first relationship with a girl, you are completely vulnerable under her

_fem stripper Dazai, no one has kissed her like you, you are calm, gentle, and kind. You look at her as if she could be loved. You caress her skin as if it were the most fragile and expensive jewel.

_fem stripper Dazai, who always had to prioritize pleasing others in se/x, but this time she really wanted you to have the most fun in your first sex with a girl.

_fem stripper Dazai who is shocked when you say after you are satisfied + So what about you?

_fem stripper Dazai sees and appreciates your efforts to please her. Sh smiles warmly and tries to teach you what to do.

_fem stripper Dazai who constantly praises your beauty in se/x. She kisses your palms and keeps her head between your thighs for hours.

_fem stripper Dazai who no longer worked in the back rooms

_fem stripper Dazai, who had saved money for many years, is now spending it on you and living with you.

_fem stripper dazai, when she sees that you are not happy with her working in the club, she goes there less often

_fem stripper Dazai, who when u tells her[ at least don't take off your underwear for others, I get upset that you are giving naked dances to others]butterflies flutter in her heart and she agrees

_fem stripper Dazai who experienced a completely different se/xual relationship with you. She had many sexes in her life, but you didn't use to let go of her after . You asked her about her life,her personality,you asked her if she's ok?

_fem stripper Dazai who doesn't even remember the last time someone asked her if she was okay?

_fem stripper dazai who can rub her sensitive spot on yours for hours

_fem stripper Dazai who throws away her old s/ex toys and buys new ones. She doesn't want to hit your body with the items she tried with others.

_fem stripper Dazai who worships you to the extent of God and respects you very much

_fem stripper dazai who treats you like you are her little girl.

_fem stripper Dazai who thinks that sh is stuck in a situation ship with you, but this is the highest and best thing that has ever happened to her in human relations.

_fem stripper Dazai who takes off her bandages in front of you and moves your waist up and down on herself with her wounded and uncovered hands.

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Fem stripper dazai [part 1]

Fem dazai

Warning:nsfw,club,se/x, stripper,y/n,fem dazai, dazai x reader, dazai x fem reader ،dazai headcanons

[like and comment if you like it for part 2]

_ fem stripper dazai, who is an alcoholic, believes that it makes her feel less and distracted.

_fem Stripper Dazai who always had several scars, bloody lips, bruise marks and slap marks on her body

_fem Stripper Dazai, whom no one had touched for love, in bed, the kisses were always dirty, quick and for their own desires.

_fem stripper Dazai who had not been satisfied well in sex

_fem Striper Dazai who lived in a small and messy apartment

_fem Stripper Dazai , who actually worked mostly in the back rooms and slept with men and women for more money .

_fem Stripper Dazai, whose hands and part of her neck were tied with bandages

_fem Stripper Dazai, who happened to meet you in the middle of the night next to the club door when she was not feeling well and wanted to go home.

_fem Stripper Dazai who finds out you are a college student and looks for your friend to borrow his essay for tomorrow's class.

_fem Dazai stripper who goes to check inside at your request but stays next to you when she doesn't find your friend.

_fem stripper Dazai who sits with you on the bar stool and drives the other strippers and men in the club away from u

_fem Dazai stripper who sees how you don't belong in such a place and turns your eyes away when you see naked dances.

_fem stripper Dazai who talks to you and stays by your side. When you insist that she can be comfortable and leaves, she smiles and says that she can't leave a little girl alone in a place like this, she is so used to such places.and everyone knows her here

_fem Stripper Dazai, that when u mumble wrongly +what does my stupid friend do in a place like this with these people ?why he wont pick up his phone ?and when you realize what you said, you apologize and look at him with big eyes, she smiles. And she says that it is not a problem, that she has heard worse things

_fem Dazai stripper who tries to silence the sadness in her voice when you ask her about her job.she raises her shoulder and says indifferently, "I don't care which woman or man I accept in my bed. What matters is their money."

_fem stripper dazai that thinks u are so cute and small

_fem stripper dazai who is older than u a few years

_fem stripper dazai who when she smiles make your heart beats so fast and god ! U dont even think that you have seen such beautiful brown eyes and a smile

_fem stripper dazai which does not look different or special from other club girls. Dark hair and dark eyes, but something about her makes her very attractive and special.

_fem stripper dazai who take her hoodie from her personal closet in the club and gives it to you when u shiver from coldness

_fem stripper dazai who doesn't believe in love but she may feel her heart drops in her hand every time u laugh or when she saw u in her hoddie

_fem stripper dazai, who drives u home when your friend wont show up and u promise to give her hoddie back

_fem stripper dazai who jerked off that night in her bed with thought of u

Part 2 👇

Fem stripper dazai [part 2]

Fem dazai Warning:nsfw,club,se/x, stripper,y/n,fem dazai, dazai x reader, dazai x fem reader ،dazai headcanons ,lesbian relationship, bisex

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

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another world

Headcanons

#chuuya headcanons

(alright i saw this fan art and i thought about some headcanons In a parallel world tell me if u like it this is my first post)

Im imagining about this picture

Like chuuya has been shift to another world . he has gone to a another world where he and those around him are just normal and civilian people with a normal life.What would their life be like if they didn't have the ability? What kind of people were they?Chuya remembers everything from his past and his world In this world, he has become the 16-year-old version of himself in high school Well... everything was not so different.

_ Dazai was still Dazai! Definitely not as evil as he was in his own world.They were classmates. Chuya was a high school boy And Dazai...well...he couldn't put a name on their relationship. They were definitely not friends! There was a lot of competition for this title and position.But those two were close neighbors.

_Chuuya lived alone with his mother in this world.His father had died many years ago when he was a child at the age of eight.His mother, but...oh, his mother was very calm Chuuya, however, did not go to his mother. He had a bad temper.Once in the alley, because the boys had hit his mother's shopping basket with a ball and threw her purchases on the ground, Chuuya started a fight with them.But it didn't matter how hot-tempered Chuuya was. He was always kinder, calmer and gentler around his mother and those he cared about.His mother sat for hours on the chair in front of the window and still thought about Chuuya's father. Sometimes he forgot that he was dead. If she was not his mother, Chuuya would have scolded him with a logical and rational sentence and reminded her to finish the lamentation and return to the real world. But she is his mother. . He swallows his sharp and direct sentences and brings blankets and tea for his mother.

_As much as he loved life as a normal boy, he still carried heavy burdens from his previous life In a way, it's like this life is the same life, just a little...different.Chuya was a famous character in school. He was the head of the school's sports team.Team captain. It made him a little proud to walk around in a school sports jacket and show off. His mother was proud of him.He had his own groups, his friendly and sports groups Although someone rarely fought with Chuuya because he was the best...but Chuuya never bullied anyone. He hates those who bother the little ones.And he would have prevented this as much as possible. He took the smaller ones under his wings

_.He was not addicted to anything, but I can see that he sometimes tried alcohol or cigarettes

_He loved the Nike Jordan shoes that his mother bought for him. Even in the worst conditions, he bent down and polished them to keep them clean and new.

_There was no mafia in this world, and there was no blessing. Chuuya should have thought of a more normal life for himself and his mother. So in the afternoons, he went to a part-time job to support his family.He somehow liked life in this version of himself more. It's true that he didn't have a father yet, but living with a kind mother with orange hair was very pleasant

_.His mother was strangely loved Dazaii like his own son!! Ah, That crazy beast commits suicide.He didn't know why her mother loves dazai this much. He was sure that the boy was playing a role for his mother. He was a master of speaking anyway.

_Strangely, there were memories of his childhood in this world in his brain. He knew Dazai in this world since he was almost a child.Dazai was their neighbor's son, unlike Chuuya, Dazai had lost his mother. His mother committed suicide when he was young. It is said in the neighborhood that Daza saw the scene of his mother's suicide and hanging with his own eyes.Chuuya didn't sure, anyway, Dazai had never talked about this issue.His father was not a very good man, he was addicted to alcohol, he didn't come home much, and when he came, Chuuya and his mother could hear the noise of arguments and breaking dishes from Dazai's house. Chuya never mentioned Dazai's bruises in the following days.

_His mother always told Chuuya to look for Dazai and invite him home for dinner. Anyway, that boy doesn't have a mother to cook for him and he is growing up.Chuuya would sigh in these situations And he was looking for Dazai.Dazai did not welcome Chuuya well, but Chuuya could somehow take him to their house. He didn't know how, but Dazai really changed in front of his mother. A part of him had suspected that Dazai was not playing a role, because his eyes somehow became kinder and calmer when he met his mother. He is somehow quieter and more polite He sat at the table and thanks for his short meal

_Some days Chuuya's mother would ask Dazai's permission and Dazai would stay in their house for days, Chuuya would grumble and hate to lend Dazai his shorts. He was very noisy.

_Chuuya was somehow focused on Dazai. He was a pure devil in his own world. He couldn't have changed that much in this world, right?

But somehow, Dazai had not harmed anyone in this world, of course, except himself!

_He was still a suicidal maniac, well Chuuya couldn't blame him too much. After all, he had seen his mother's body on the rope.He could see the destructive effects of his bad family. This made him think that maybe Dazai in his own world had his own personal issues.

_Most of the time they were just competitive boys. Dazai was a smart and intelligent boy in school. Chuuya wondered how this creature could be great at school while reading various books all day long. And he has a fight in his house practically every night, all his grades are so great He was known as the handsome boy of the school, the one who wins the hearts of girls with his tongue But even in this world, Chuuya had never seen Dazai have anything more than sexual activities with a girl Dazai returns emotional relationships and a girl's heart Every once in a while. Chuuya could see a girl in the corner of the school crying for Dazai and her friends comforting her.

_Dazai and Chuuya were competitive in school but in different ways. Chouya was the popular athlete of the kids. The one who kind of wanted to surprise Dazai with his grades. But Dazai always turned his back and focused on his book.

_+hey idiot did u see What a cool throw I had.

+yeah whatever chuuya . I don't really care

This would make Chuya angry and swear at him. Dazai was laughing under his breath

_They helped each other somehow. When their teacher found out that they are neighbors and have a close relationship, he forced them to help me in their lessonsIn a way, Chuya became Dazai's sports coach to force the skinny and lazy creature to exercise in order to get a passing grade in sports.And Dazai became the teacher of Chuya lessons Dazai is running around the ground in a sports sweatshirt and a white shirt. Sweaty and lazy, he grumbles + I can't do it anymore. Enough!And Chuya was looking at his watch relaxingly +You still only ran around the field three times, you idiot . But it was not a problem because Dazai compensated. He was explaining so strongly that Chuya hung up for a moment. And Dazai with a single word + are you so dumb? It broke his confidence No, he was definitely not dumb. Chuya was smart, but he was not good at things that required calmness and deep thinking. He couldn't concentrate. Dazai knew this but did not help him.

_ Other than that, they just spent time together. There was not much difference with the original world in this regard. They used to play games together. Sometimes they would sit for hours. And Chuya's mother had to forcefully wake them up for dinner.

_During the nights when Dazai stayed at Chuuya's house, Chuuya would give him a pillow and a blanket to lay on the floor next to his bed. Chuuya often fell asleep quickly, but that bitch sometimes stayed up until morning. Chuuya was shocked how he comes to school with a dimple under his eye and can live.

_In the nights when Dazai was sleeping, it was not much different, he would shake or make so much noise that Chuuya would wake up.

_ They would stay up late talking about various issues. Chuuya had noticed how Dazai became more vulnerable late at night.In a way, the mask falls off with his self-confidence. But as soon as their conversation became something more serious, Dazai retreated and fell asleep Chuuya did not insist.

_Dazai always had a band-aid on a part of his body. He was very skilled in self-harm It was enough to want to enter the room. He definitely banged his back on the door handle out of distraction. Chuuya noticed the new wounds on Dazai's body.He used to wear bandages just like Dazai in the original version. Chuuya was thinking about this + was Dazai of his own world also harming himself? Was this the reason for the ridiculous bandages?

_Dazai tried to keep his mental breakdowns in private. He wore a mask as much as he could.Chuuya would suddenly go to their door and see him somehow more tired, more wounded and dirtier. Dazai didn't even have the patience to argue.But sometimes these collapses happened in Chuuya's house. Chuuya would wake up in the middle of the night and find that Dazai was in the bathroom.

_Chuuya bandaged Dazai's wounds. While he was cursing him and saying how childish he is that he can't take care of himself.And Dazai just listens in silence

_Chuuya felt that he was closer to Dazai in this world. Of course, he had his friends who were in sheep in this world as well, but he seemed to like Dazai better.Dazai in this world is a wounded cat in need of love.Chuuya sometimes wondered if Dazai was the same in his world? he knew Dazai better in this world.

_Dazai also showed some good parts of himself. He brings a collection of autographs of her favorite singer for Chuuya's mother.He had helped Chuuya several times in the expenses of Chuuya's house, although completely indirectly! Neither Chuya's mother nor himself knew. And months later Chuuya found out indirectly, though he never brought it up to Dazai.

(tell me if u would like a part B)