Crazy People Are Crazy When They're Crazy

I'm a lawyer, musician, and chef. Feel free to ask the three of us anything. Don't worry, we only bite if you're trying to escape.

[itsonlyagay]

Its a unique kind of fear when you get into an Uber and they have a paper sign taped on their dashboard that says "Do NOT Tell Me how to DRIVE!!!"

[itsonlyagay]

To a car trying to merge into our lane, she said "Hate to tell you, hooker, but yer not squeezin' into THAT hole."

[itsonlyagay]

Fuck she literally just offered me a werther's candy i think I love her

[endeus]

when you make a u-turn, do you ...

take a u-ey

hang a u-ey

hook a u-ey

bust a u-ey

Make A U-Turn

other

Voting ended onSep 21, 2025

[edwordsmyth]

Nikki Giovanni and James Baldwin

[were--ralph]

this is so fucking funny

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bananaquilava]

[lolmanthecat]

Oh god...

Choose one spur the other.

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[blignick]

[blignick]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black tortoiseshell with moderate white spotting (calico), red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[everythingfox]

She’s just trying to sell her wares

[hxgrl]

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

article link

[theinstagrahame]

This is peak game design

[ofashandcog]

Dont leave this in the tags, prev

[squirrelmop]

[smallerdelusions]

Had to do a double take when I first saw this; I thought the peel was a creature. May I gift you: pineapple dragon?

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[ladimcbeth]

Forever reblog.

[thegreenwolf]

Heaven let your eent shine down.

[cerberus-fetching-styx]

Guys...GUYS....it was SO good. Even with Megan Hilty missing - This. Show. Delivered.

[cerberus-fetching-styx]

Ludo wants you all to carve pumpkins in honor of his month!

[iseethetvglow]

Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[pngtopia]

[iseethetvglow]

Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis