Please get a grip, madam

Cerberusia @ DW and @ AO3. Tea-mad Englishwoman; fangirl/fujoshi for more than fifteen years. Fannish butterfly, so expect a complete mishmash of fandoms on here. This blog is occasionally NSFW and always bad for you in the best ways.

[growingsucculents]

Legs

[sweetchimera-art]

escape

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

[wtf-scientific-papers]

Wang and Lai (2014)

[gemstone-gynoid]

[allthingslinguistic]

The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.) 

[sunshinevettel]

Come here.

[doodlemcjazzhands]

[icantbotherwithusernames]

he could've said anything

gay people can never say i love you ect ect

[thebeetleb0y]

Watching TikTok try and rewrite fandom history by saying fandom culture was created by teenage girls makes me eye twitch to an extent I’ve never felt it twitch before. The middle aged women printing out Spirk erotica to share with each other in the 1900s did not die for this!!!! How dare you erase our important historic moments!!! You would be nowhere without the 30 year old women who dedicated their free time to making these spaces happen. Put some respect on their names!!!!

[rivendellrose]

#this is true but 'in the 1900s' just murdered me in my chair#that's not incorrect but also that's WRONG

[urakihikaru]

ツシマヤマネコ Prionailurus bengalensis euptilurus

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[blignick]

[yardsards]

what getting into an argument over the internet feels like

[dogpuppy]

[luthien905]

Hello everyone! 😊

I thought I'd create this little "Gently x Bacchus Week" to promote their beautiful ship ❤️ They are totally underrated and their complex and full of shades relationship has so much potential that it's a shame it's not being properly explored! ❤️ I love them so much because, like many other ships, they helped me face and overcome difficult times and they deserve to be happy together in many other works ❤️

And now let me give you some useful information 😊

When will it start?

It will start on April 6th and it will continue until April 12th. I chose this week because the first episode of "Inspector George Gently" aired during that time.

How do you participate?

-There will be two prompts each day and you can choose one or both of them.

-Any content is accepted except AI works.

-It is not mandatory to participate every day. Even a single contribution is valuable. 

-You can post your works (on their assigned date) anywhere (Ao3, Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook,..) with the tag “#GentlyxBacchusWeek”.

Which are the prompts?

Day 1 - Undercover time or Domestic fluff 

Day 2 - Missing moment(s) or Praise kink

Day 3 - Jealousy/Possessiveness or Birthday 

Day 4 - Locked in/Trapped or “Don’t go” 

Day 5 - Injury/Sick or Pic nic 

Day 6 - Dancing or Fix messy hair/Playing with hair 

Day 7 - Free

I hope you will participate and if you have any questions I am at your disposal ❤️

[thoughtportal]

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[vibraph0ny]

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore

[memorizingthedigitsofpi]

I made an illuminated manuscript skin for AO3? So im doing my part!

[gothiccharmschool]

Of course I switched my Ao3 skins to this.

[xanaxfarts]

Shearing half a sheep seemed a simple way to show a season's growth of wool, but photographer Cary Wolinsky was wrong. The half-shorn sheep tended to lose their balance and topple to wool-ward. It took many tries before merino sheep number 30 “became our hero," Wolinsky said.

[shewolfofvilnius]

*photographer wants to take a cool photo, inadvertently discovers sheep physics* is an all-timer of a story

[bruntalism]

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