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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Stranger Things
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we're not kids anymore.
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@cerbskinks
obligatory pinned post! :3
yo, i'm cerberling, Cerb for short. Over 21 and based in UK.
this blog's here to reblog the more NSFW memes, and also just plain old hornyposting. this is a sideblog, main is @cerberling.
no DNI. asks & DMs are open, as are anon asks for now
(public) interests under the cut:
trying to pass off "i just blew 50 bucks" as a normal thing to say but i just left the boreal forest and my shirt and face and hair are sticky and soaked and. listen you can read the blog name you know what i did
One particular turn of phrase I find amusing is when you beat someone badly enough in something (usually a competition or some sort of debate) you say they are “owned.” I find this phrasing interesting and it doesn’t make me horny even a little bit
(surrounded by girls that want to fuck me) god I need a girl to fuck me
Hey babe are you yearning? You reblogged Maslow's Hierarchy of "EATING OUT A TRANS GIRL" like 15 times
“oh i prefer my dragons bipedal-“ if you dont know game you dont know game and thats fine
This is me being old and whatever the opposit of sporty is, but sometimes I see girls squating and bouncing on dildos and dicks like FAST and I'm just like... Where are you getting all that energy from? I don't have the energy for all that. I'm tired just looking at that.
"Are you ticklish?" and other terrifying texts to receive from your CNC top.
restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.
you wanna make out with something that isn’t human so bad
girls should get their cocks sucked without asking more often. not just without asking but while actively protesting, even
to be crystal clear this is about girls getting milked and tongued to within an inch of their lives without them having a say in the matter
oh to be casually rented out to your friends
mentioning it in passing like, “oh Donavon wants to fuck you tonight” in the same way you’d mention him borrowing the a board game
or we’re hosting a movie night, and you just wave at me and say “help yourself”. Nobody bats and eye when I’m pushed to my knees and spend half an hour eating Bethany out
opening up the mailbox and seeing a thank you card from Jackie, who “appreciated getting to use the whore” for her birthday party
you never have to ask my permission to be loaned out to your friends - I’m your toy, and you can lend me out to whoever you want
friendly reminder to pee during sex!
happy pride i hope you all have hot disgusting freak pervert gay t4t sex that would make the gods weep this month
it’s a dog eat dog world out there
Mating season is upon us. Be wary of dragongirls exhibiting unnaturally amorous behavior. Keep a safe distance if you’re unsure.
A lot of you suddenly seem very eager to be egg-bound
Brainfucking... I bet it feels good as fuck to be a mouthy little brat till a cock penetrates your ear and literally fucks the thoughts out of you.
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What do you think it would feel like to have cum leaking from your eyesockets and your ears and out of your mouth. Do you think it would feel good. Or would it be more of a "no longer capable of using words" situation.
Brainfucking is like, hands down the best imagery there is. Eyes rolling back. Nosebleeds. That cartoonish, gooey cum oozing from places where it should never go. Speech stuttering in time with the thrusts. Drool. Even just as a metaphor, your cock penetrating a girl's brain, her very identity! All of her memories and thoughts and everything she is, serving as a hole for you to fuck. Her skull filling up with you, her brain swimming in it, drowning in it, so much of it that it begins to overflow. It's really good.
I'm brain-pregnant and it's yours.
I mean this is complete sincerity and honesty. Mice girls are the absolute pinnacle of brainfuck bait. There is no better. It's the ear size, it's the ear shape, it's everything. I have really strong feelings on this topic and I won't apologize. You NEED to brainfuck that mousegirl. You must!!!
