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re4 leon teasing you <3
NSFW MDNI , EIGHTEEN PLUS ONLY !!
spanking, degredation, teasing, humiliation, name calling etc <3
i just think that leon could be railing tf you, like rearranging your guts and making you cry……... all while holding your hand and stroking your hair n stuff :(( yeah
A hot tear rolls down your cheek. You’ve never had him like this before. This hard. This rough. Leon has always been careful with you, but tonight, you asked him not to be. Looked up at him through your lashes and asked him to ruin you, as you’d put it.
And well, you’re getting what you asked for.
“You okay, pretty?” He says, gripping your hips hard as he pushes into you, hips landing flush against your ass. It’s a rhetorical question; he knows you’re enjoying this. He only made you repeat the safe word close to a dozen times before pinning you onto the bed and having his way with you. “This what you wanted?”
Genuinely thinking about getting tag teamed by Myc and Andre. Or Myc laying one of their tentacles on readers head, and reader just grabs it and starts playing with it, completely unaware that it’s actually an erroneous zone. They’re just messing with it and Myc is going through a very interesting time.
EEEHEHEHE >:) <3333 ok this is an old ask but the idea of getting Tag Teamed by Myc and Andre is WRACKING my brain rn. so. IM GONNA RUN W/ THAT <3333 TYSM TYSM TYSM-
NSFT!!! minors go away!! Possible tw for Drugs (Myc and his Weird Psychoactive Gunk)
*Christmas *Party at* Cognito* Inc* With The Gang *
*G!N Reader x The Gang*
Reader is an employee at Cognito Inc. And part of the gang. This is interactions (platonic, and yes, romantic too.) With all of them during the Christmas Party
Includes: What the gang will be wearing | being caught beneath the mistletoe | gift giving | some Angst from Reagan and Brett??? (Nothing hardcore)
Photo is not mine^
Warnings: Myc and Reagan Swearing, Brett and Reagan talking bout their familial issues with you.
The yearly Christmas Party at Cognito Inc. Is one of the only days of the year where employees could wear something less proffesional, but despite this it should be something they can still move in just in case of a mission.
Reagan Ridley
- Reagan always wears the same sweater or dress every year, the sweater being dark green and the dress being dark red and long sleeved, if she wears the dark green sweater she'll be wearing black jeans.
-J.R kept reminding her not to wear her space jam dress.
-You were in the middle of a talk with reagan, she was talking about how the only good christmas parties she ever had were ones where her parents weren't around, That when she was a kid and before they divorced they would always argue during dinner, and even if it was a dinner on Christmas eve.
-So growing up she never had a good Christmas with her family, the only good christmas with them she remembers was when she was five.
-"It was when i was five, i cant remember much but it was the only decent Christmas i had with them" Reagan said, emphasizing the word decent.
"My dad went out, i saw him walk out the door and it was Christmas morning." She folded her arms before she continued
"He didn't say anything when he left, my mom was sitting on the floor with me so i could open whatever gift he gave me." Reagans face looked unfazed but her eyes told a different story.
"Before he closed the door my mom just gave him a look and it was very clear they had a fight last night, at least i didn't have to open my gift with the sound of them arguing in the background."
"Reagan, im sorry." you apologised since you were the one who brought up Family dinners and Christmas mornings.
"Oh no, no, no , its okay." She assured you "Christmas parties here kind of make up for it, im just happy they aren't around." Reagan then added softly "And im happy that you're here."
"Heyyyy" Andre's usual self called out "Reagan and Readers under the mistletoeee"
Reagan looks up and you follow, the doorway you've both been standing in had a mistletoe dangling from above.
Reagan gives you one look and hesitates at first but then slowly gives you a quick peck on the cheek. She took one step back and her face was as red as it possibly could be, she smiled awkwardly. Your face flushes red too and a moment later you think to yourself that its now or never.
You cup Reagans face with your hands and pull her in for a kiss, Reagan almost stumbling over when you pulled her in and the sound of Andre hollering, Brett and gigi cheering in the background.
You and Reagan pull away from the kiss and look at each other in awe and shock of what just happened.
"Woah..." Reagan uttered under her breath " just- just wow." You were at loss of words.
"Okay, out of the way love birds" Myc butted in and shoved you and reagan out of the doorway so he could enter the room.
-Gift giving! Honestly, you didn't know what reagan would want, the only thing that came to your mind was a coffee maker. She actually really appreciated it.
"Awh, thanks" Reagan said holding the box in her hand "My dad broke the coffee maker at home, so this is great timing"
-Reagan also racked her brain on what you could possibly want, she didn't want to just walk up to you and straight up ask, she wanted you to be impressed (She even accessed your search history but found nothing) In the end she kind of gave up and was dissapointed in her self, instead she invented you a coffee mug that mixes and keeps itself warm, whether you drink coffee or not you're happy (You better be >:( )that she put a lot of effort into it.
Brett Hand
-NOTHING CAN GET IN THE WAY OF THIS MAN AND HIS OPTIMISM WHEN IT'S CHRISTMAS.
-He wore his suit but with a christmas themed tie that day, however someone accidentaly spilled coffee on it on his way to Cognito.
-"But that's okay!" Brett exclaimed optimistacally
"Cause' I came prepared."
-he got changed into a bright red knitted sweater and jeans.
-HE LOOKS ADORABLE IN IT, OH MY GOD.
-You were both talking in the doorway that day, Brett brought up how whenever it was christmas his family would forget about him ever even existing.
-at some point while talking about it he was less cheery.
"You don't have to talk about it if you dont want to Brett." You told him
"Thank you, Reader" he said as looking into your eyes as he smiled.
"Are you blind, or can't you see- THAT THERE'S A FUCKING MISTLETOE AT THE DOOR" Myc yelled while pointing at the mistletoe above you and Brett, Andre quickly grabbed Myc and explained "He's sorry, please excuse him its just that it reminds him that he's single!"
Andre then ushered Myc somewhere else and as he did so Myc continued yelling about how stupid everyone is for not noticing a mistletoe at doors.
You looked back at Brett and laughed nervously to try lightening up the mood, Brett did the same.
"You've probably done this millions of times before"
"not really" Brett deduced
"I've never been caught under the mistletoe, i've been dragged to the mistletoe- and i've never kissed a person- i've always been kissed by a person." Brett explained with some gestures, for a moment you were confused but you started to understand what he meant.
He has never kissed someone he actually liked.
"Well, could i be your first?" You asked kindly
"I- mean its you" Brett tripped over his words "Yes."
Brett pulled you in for a kiss, his hands made its way to your back and gently pulled you in even more closer as you did the same.
His lips being soft and kind, not being harsh in any way possible.
"Jealousss." Gigi said as she watched with a smile, the kind that was happy for the both of you.
You and Brett slowly break away from the kiss and look at each other dazed and heads still in the clouds.
"Thank you, Reader"
"No problem."
-Gift Giving! Brett made sure to give everyone gifts, even the random guy who greets him in ths halls every morning despite the fact they never had an actual conversation. Brett knew exactly what to give everyone, even you!
-Brett cried tears of joy at what you gave him, you got him exactly what he wanted, a gift, but he didn't cry at the gift itself, he cried at the hand written letter you wrote him. He was touched, okay? He felt so loved and appreciated. He gave you a big thank you and hug, you made him so happy that Christmas.
Gigi Thompson
-she wore a cream colored turtle neck dress.
-Looking flawless like she always does~
-You and gigi just walked in at the same time and Brett pointed out you that you were both beneath the mistletoe
Gigi took one look at you and smiled "Consider yourself lucky"
She grabbed you by your collar/top and completely smothered you in kisses and one long, amazing, breath taking, world changing kiss. After she was finished she winked at you, but you were unable to do anything since you were out of breath so you just stood there in awe.
YOU'VE JUST BEEN KISSED MULTIPLE TIMES BY YOUR WORK CRUSH.
it may have been quick but it was an amazing seventeen seconds.
After that Gigi didn't even bother to retouch her lipstick, She was so happy to have finally found the perfect opportunity to kiss you.
-Gift Giving! She definitely bought you something thats expensive, or that top you've been eyeing for a long time. How did she find out? I dont know. Gigi has her ways💫
You gave Gigi a limited edition shade of lipstick, by one of her favorite brands, she ADORES it, she was planning to buy it her self but you came along with it all wrapped up with a bow on top.
-Bonus! Gigi was talking to you when she brought up the fact that some of the most famous Christmas Songs are subliminal messages
"I don't mean to brag, but i worked on Mariah Careys All I Want For Christmas" she then explained how if you play it backwards and put the frequency up you could hear a message dissing the Illuminati.
Andre Lee
-He's wearing a soft green button up with a messy red tie.
-he still chose to wear his crocs. (he says that they're comfy)
-We all know how he comes from a highly religious family, he dreads family dinners with them, but he's grown used to being that guy in the family ever since he's become the way he is
-The both of you were stopped in the doorway, joking and laughing at dumb stuff the other would say
You look up at the mistletoe above and tease "oooo, look a mistletoe, are we going to kiss???" To your suprise Andre grabbed you and actually kissed you.
"Well that was uncalled for" you uttered under your breath
"Yeah, me too." Andre said, his face blushing a light pink.
"Wanna do that again?"
"Yeah-" before you could finish he kisses you again.
-Gift giving! He straight up asked you the day after the date announcement of the christmas party, got you the thing you wanted and you were happy enough, but he also gave you the other option you offered. So now you're over the moon cause its two things you wanted! He LOVES the gift you gave him, it was something he's been talking about all year long and he squealed as he gave you a big hug
Glenn Dolphman
-Wore the same fit he does everyday at work, but J.R gave him a headband with Reindeer horns, suprisingly he likes it and refuses to take it off.
-Im going to say this right now, Glenn hates the mistletoes, he avoids them as if he's at a battlefield and the mistletoes are land mines. He will speed right past them if he ever has to go through a doorway with one of them, in fact over the years he noticed there was a pattern with where mistletoes would be placed. Long story short, there is no way you'll catch him under one, whether he likes you or not.
-Gift Giving! You didn't tell Glenn what you wanted, so he was left to think of what to give you. You opened the box and turns out he got you a gun, he explained that it was one of his favorite kind and offered to teach you how to shoot it when the both of you would find the time to do so!
-Glenn also cried tears of joy at the gift you gave him, its exactly what he wanted and he felt so understood, C'mon give him a. hug
Myc Cellium
-He wore a santa claus hat
-Bro gets more sour every christmas party the longer he's single.
-You and Myc were in the midst of a conversation as you both walked into Cognitos doors when some random guy pointed out you were both beneath a mistletoe, Myc looked at you, his face glowing and gleaming for a few seconds before he looked away "Yeah, y'know what, i can't do this." He then proceeded to tell you to fuck off.
-Gift Giving! He reads minds! Of course he got you what you wanted, it was something you almost forgot about, its nice that Myc can read your mind sometimes. He doesn't really care what you get him, he's just happy you didn't forget about getting him a gift. He gave you a pat on the back and told you you did a great job getting him a gift, regardless of what you gave him.
♡ Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ♡
♡ From alexandriasea ♡
Give me jealous possessive JR/Andre/Gigi/Robotus or give me DEATH
Inside Job — Jealous
Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Minors DNI, canon adherent material from a mature show, jealousy, possessiveness, semi public sex, exhibition, etc
Content: bossy, bitchy, deep-state employees. When they feel jealous or insecure about others giving them attention in a way they don't really care for. Some are more dramatic and others suaver, also some more bitchy.
A/N: my, my, bossy aren’t we? Headcanons below for JR Scheimpough, Andre Lee, Gigi Thompson, and Robotus Alpha Beta, enjoy!
Robotus Alpha Beta:
- hates feeling emotions and hates feeling jealous even more, looming around like your sulky, petty, violent shadow who glares at everyone who gives you a once-over
- AB hates humanity but he’s learning to tolerate it through first hand experience and exposure, via the coworkers, and love it through you. That doesn’t mean that he’s not eager to snap a spine like a Ticonderoga #2 pencil.
- there’s one moment in particular where you actually got the first glimpse of him getting jealous, a holiday party when someone gets in a little to close and starts complimenting the fabric of your jacket while rolling it between their fingers. Before you can even say anything, you feel a weight all too familiar coil around your waist and warmth press against your back, lips leaning down to press at your temple while eyes glowing a bit ominously are locked upon the person before you, some poor bastard from accounting.
- “forgive me for interrupting,” Alpha Beta drawls suave and calm, sizing the person up from behind you knowing you could handle everything yourself, but enjoying the moment of being able to show off what’s his and his alone, “I just wanted to rejoin my dearest’s side. Quite immaculate, aren’t they?” He doesn’t waste time listening to the shaky response from the person before you and rather seems content just staring at you, focusing on your presence and spotting you glance up at him with a coy smile hidden behind the lip of your drink.
recent brett post inspired me to think abt my very creative insidejobsona and then inspired this request; early relationship brett x reader in which reader is an artist but is a bit reserved about their work, somehow brett ends up finding their stash of drawings of him (i love this trope no matter how cliche it is) and just reactions to that bonus points for very flustered reader !!
cliche tropes are my absolute favorite, here you are anon!!
Brett Hand X Artist S/O
do you write for multiple characters at once? liek simple headcannons but w a few characters included? if not just ignore this but if you do what about ron, brett, and / or andre (feel free to pick who u wanna write for lol) with a Short™️ reader ? i really love what you've posted so far :P
I do! of course, and thank you!! I’m including height headcanons for everyone too.
random inside job hcs (NSFW)
Contains: fem!reader, hair pulling, cock warming, degrading, making out, oral sex (fem receiving.) Gramatical mistakes (did not read through this so this is coming from my mind RAW) lingerie, nsfw shit lol.
• Reagan gets wet really easily. You found this out the day you two…
im right
Andigi fam doodle bc I was talking about them earlier (Brett made the Myc plushie if u were wondering <3 )
trying to get use to doing the IJ style but gwad it’s so difficult to do dhdhhd I redid Andre so many times—
that …….. that boot fic , ………. um……
tummy feeling massive butterflies swirling around rn…… ,,,,
.,,,,, i’m sorry if this is impolite to ask, but if you wouldn’t mind…. ,,,, um, just like, maybe perhaps possibly writing at least a little more of this kind of scenario/vibe again, i would literally do anything to show my appreciation…………
- leonspuppy ( 〃..) <333333333
COULDN’T WAIT FOR ME? — leon s. kennedy x afab!reader
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— WARNINGS : smut - so 16+ (please), reader humps pillow, leon catches them, reader gets called puppy/pup (i’m obsessed ik) proofread only once (shocker!)
— NOTE : hi anon! sorry that this is really short :[ i hope this fits the vibe you were going for! hope you enjoy! feedback and reblogs are always appreciated! requests are open!
you knew this was wrong.
leon would be home any minute now but you couldn’t wait for him anymore. your movements were growing sloppy as your hips rutted against your pillow.
the fabric of the pillowcase dragging against your clit sent waves of pleasure over you. you were so entranced, so focused on reaching your release that you didn’t hear the front door opening and closing, nor did you notice the figure standing in the doorway.
“enjoying yourself?” your head snapped at the sound of your boyfriend’s voice. you hadn’t seen him in weeks. he had left a note on your bedside table, only containing two sentences. ‘work needs me, i’ll let you know when i’m on my way back home. i love you :)’
upon receiving the message on your phone of his soon arrival, it was as if every emotion had hit you like a truck, clearly proven by your now frozen frame, hovering over the pillow.
“leon—”
“oh no. don’t stop on my account. you just couldn’t wait for me, could you, puppy? it seems like that pillow is doing a much better job than i ever could.” he shrugs his shoulders, stepping further into your shared bedroom.
“lee.. that’s not true.” you were panting, the chase of your high slowly diminishing. leon makes himself comfortable against the wall, his eyes moving down to your bare frame before snapping back to your eyes. he uncrosses his arms, pointing towards the pillow.
“well, go on then pup. prove me wrong.”
having rlly bad period cramps rn & thinking ab how leon would take such good care of u when ur on ur period :((
i’m so sorry to hear that, lovey. i suffer from awful cramps as well. i hope you feel better soon! <3
PERIOD — leon s. kennedy x afab!reader
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— WARNINGS : none! just a bunch of fluff !
but yes, leon truly is the best!
he has learned what every single whine, grunt, or motion of your arms mean when it comes to your time of month.
that little whimper you let out when you get too uncomfortable, the hiss you let out as you lean over, clutching your hands to your lower stomach as a cramp passes through. his favorite though? when you just straight up stick your arms up when you want something.
it usually ends up being you wanting to cuddle him. he’ll spoon you, running his rough fingers through the hairs on your head or rubbing your hips, whispering sweet nothings into your ear.
he knows what brand of products you use, only because he knows what color box to buy, but that’s besides the point!!
the second he sees that you’re running low on anything, whether that be menstruation products, the horse pills you take to alleviate the pain or your favorite snacks, you best believe he’s running out the door, speeding on his bike to the nearest grocery store.
he never makes you feel gross or ashamed about your period. past male friends or lovers often made a face of disgust at the mention of your menstruation. but not leon, never leon. if anything, he’ll frown, eyes full of sympathy as he pulls you into a hug.
“let me take care of you then, alright? i got ya, sweetheart.”
even when you’re not on your period, you never have to lift a finger when you’re with leon, so when it’s time for the red river to pass through? might as well stay in bed and let him dote on you, he won’t take no for an answer.
such a good boy // leon x gn!reader
Rating: Explicit
Summary: He looked like the prettiest angel. Pretty, wrecked angel.
Word Count: 1.4k
Tags: pwp, bottom leon, begging
A/N: i was drunk as hell when i wrote this, enjoy
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when you come out of a traumatic event with a new sibling
Hi!
This is so strange but im so tired of reader getting jealous of Ada.. what about reader being so confident in their relationship she just looks at Ada and her only remark is “cute dress. Where did you get it? Forever 21?”.
And man… LEON EATS THAT SHIT UP AND GETS SO!!!!!
just a quick disclaimer!! I love ada and me making it lil attitude and stuff doesn’t mean i hate herrr, loved this idea!!
It’s short and simple! But it was fun to write<3
Leon was beyond tired, his arms growing sore and his chest growing tight due to the fact that he still couldn’t find Ashley. His shoulder pushed the door in, a little cool air from the open window smacking him in the face causing him to hum as he walked to the back of the room, groaning at the sight of another puzzle piece of a door. He went to turn around but was rudely interrupted by the sound of a gun clicking.
“You can stop right there, Leon.”
Ada wong. Though she was beautiful, Leon’s anger towards her grew after finding out to much. Yet he willingly threw his gun to the ground, the noise being heard all the way from the hallway. Your ear was pressed against the thin wall of the room, your pistol in hand as you listened to the two bicker at each other before hearing the sound of Leon groaning and another gun dropping.
Ada had Leon’s knife in her hand, pressed at his throat with her sly little smirk. They must’ve not heard as you walked in the room, pulling at the safety of your gun, pointing it at the two.
Both of their eyes shooting to you. Leon didn’t know you’ve been following him, all the small things you’ve done to keep him and Ashley safe. Chris doesn’t know you left either, leaving a letter on his desk mentioning that you needed at least a week of vacation time.
A soft smile grew on your face as you tilted your head at the two, shooting the wood between the two allowing Ada to let go of your boyfriend.
“Ada, how have you been?”
Your voice was sarcastic as you kicked her gun further across the room, grabbing the knife from her hand and handing it back to Leon. Ada’s eyes rolled as she looked at you, then at her nails.
“Just surviving..”
Ada spoke as she looked you up and down, shrugging then looking at Leon.
“Wow Leon, you really did score didn’t you?”
You couldn’t help but laugh as you gripped at your gun harder, Leon now standing in full beside you.
“You look amazing, Ada. Still wearing that forever 21 outfit, no?”
Ada put her hands up, staring at you two in silence. Mentioning how you could just leave Ashley, then winking at Leon letting him know that he could definitely receive a better welcoming the next time she saw him before she walked out the wooden door.
Your gun rested down at your hip, pushing it into your holster before feeling Leon’s gaze on your neck, you turned to him, your hands reaching up to fix the belts across his chest.
“I knew I saw you, at the church.”
Leon spoke as he stared down at you, reaching to hold the back of your head before he kissed your forehead softly. He then groaned, reaching down tugging at his pants, making you stand back, laughing as your jaw slacked open.
“Leon Kennedy did me saving your life turn you on?”
You gasped as you reached to push in the finished puzzle of the door, Leon’s face growing red as he reached down, his hand smacking at your ass. You yelped swatting his hand away.
“We have things to take care of, Mr. Kennedy, let’s go find the presidents daughter, yes?”
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